The shitness of modern football

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

It never ceases to amaze me that this cunt still has the balls to talk about football, let alone get paid to do so. 

 

Richard Keys is a cunt too.

[Mudface]

The Guardian's 22/23 season club previews have sections on social media numbers shirt sales and Netflix.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jul/25/premier-league-2022-23-preview-no-2-aston-villa

 

[Razoray]

Richard Keys is a disgusting cunt of a man but what really annoys me about the prick is that he thinks he is some kind of guru on football. Des Lynam, Bill O'Herlihy (here in Ireland), Ed Chamberlin, Dave Jones are football presenters. They ask questions to facilitate the experts to speak about the subject. They never considered themselves anything other than that. The former TV-am anchor however, he would eat his own shit. 

 

A pure cunt

[dandyman]

Tbf, much like a stopped clock being correct twice a day, Keys is pretty accurate with this.

 

Agbonlahor is up there as one of, if not THE thickest twat on Talkshite, considering the line up, it’s a pretty impressive feat.

 

A truly average footballer who’s know stealing a living on the radio

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Not sure I’d agree with this to be honest. The atmosphere vs middle to low ranking teams is often appalling.

 

So... the cunts who, without exception, go through the same repertoire of shit chants about our atmosphere all agree that our atmosphere is the best?

 

Something doesn't add up.

[Lee909]

6 hours ago, Razoray said:

Richard Keys is a disgusting cunt of a man but what really annoys me about the prick is that he thinks he is some kind of guru on football. Des Lynam, Bill O'Herlihy (here in Ireland), Ed Chamberlin, Dave Jones are football presenters. They ask questions to facilitate the experts to speak about the subject. They never considered themselves anything other than that. The former TV-am anchor however, he would eat his own shit. 

 

A pure cunt

 

 

Amazes me how he is even relevant. 

Worked for years at sky same as Tyler while channel 4 served us up James Richardson and Peter Brackley and got no credit

[Tony Moanero]

8 hours ago, dandyman said:

Tbf, much like a stopped clock being correct twice a day, Keys is pretty accurate with this.

 

Agbonlahor is up there as one of, if not THE thickest twat on Talkshite, considering the line up, it’s a pretty impressive feat.

 

A truly average footballer who’s know stealing a living on the radio

An “average” footballer and as thick as pig shit he may be, but he still made 322 Premier League appearances, which, to give the man his due, is a good achievement.

[VladimirIlyich]

49 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

An “average” footballer and as thick as pig shit he may be, but he still made 322 Premier League appearances, which, to give the man his due, is a good achievement.

Very true. Nobody expects footballers to be intelligent either. Joey Barton's efforts are enough to stop most trying to be too.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

An “average” footballer and as thick as pig shit he may be, but he still made 322 Premier League appearances, which, to give the man his due, is a good achievement.

322 more than Keys.

[Bjornebye]

How easy it is for a fan to make a cunt of themselves 

 

 

[KMD7]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

How easy it is for a fan to make a cunt of themselves 

 

 

Hahaha fucks sake 

[manwiththestick]

18 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Hahaha fucks sake 

To be fair there was something similar last week with the passing of David Moores, one of the Facebook fan pages posted the news and some bellend from another continent decided to use this as a means to demand another midfielder.

[TD_LFC]

[Redder Lurtz]

This might be the year I jib it off. I have zero interest in the community shield and I just can't get excited about the season at all. 

 

I despise:

 

- commentators

- match officials making pathetically bad decisions

- opposition fan "banter"

- the blatant, unchecked cheating by those blue manc cunts

- the blind eye turned towards Newcastle's cunt owners, with any success being translated by the media into "a wonderful job that Howe is doing"

- sports radio show presenters

- the utterly fucking obscene money players earn and in the game generally while there are old people sitting on buses to keep warm because they can't afford their bills

- the abuse given to match officials by fans at every level of the game

- Gary bastarding Linekar earning £1.3m a year funded by the public

- Leeds fans

- fat middle aged men with beer guts wearing premier league football shirts

- fans trying desperately hard to make themselves relevant by creating non-existent "rivalries" with other clubs, usually Liverpool

- the utterly ridiculous overhyping of every single game "Get strapped in for what will be an incredible match, it's an in-form Southampton taking on a resurgent Crystal Palace"

-Vicki Sparks and Jaqui Oatley doing their best John Motson impressions

- betting companies 

- anything to do with fucking Ingurland 

- Sweet fucking Caroline 

- diving

- man city running radio adverts to sell tickets

- celebrity fans and their fucking nomark opinions on the game

- psg

- Barcelona

 

I can't even begin to come up with a list of positives to balance that lot so I think I'm out.

 

In all likelihood I'll get dragged back into it if we start with a winning run but right now I really hope I don't. 

 

[dockers_strike]

5 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

This might be the year I jib it off. I have zero interest in the community shield and I just can't get excited about the season at all. 

 

I despise:

 

- commentators

- match officials making pathetically bad decisions

- opposition fan "banter"

- the blatant, unchecked cheating by those blue manc cunts

- the blind eye turned towards Newcastle's cunt owners, with any success being translated by the media into "a wonderful job that Howe is doing"

- sports radio show presenters

- the utterly fucking obscene money players earn and in the game generally while there are old people sitting on buses to keep warm because they can't afford their bills

- the abuse given to match officials by fans at every level of the game

- Gary bastarding Linekar earning £1.3m a year funded by the public

- Leeds fans

- fat middle aged men with beer guts wearing premier league football shirts

- fans trying desperately hard to make themselves relevant by creating non-existent "rivalries" with other clubs, usually Liverpool

- the utterly ridiculous overhyping of every single game "Get strapped in for what will be an incredible match, it's an in-form Southampton taking on a resurgent Crystal Palace"

-Vicki Sparks and Jaqui Oatley doing their best John Motson impressions

- betting companies 

- anything to do with fucking Ingurland 

- Sweet fucking Caroline 

- diving

- man city running radio adverts to sell tickets

- celebrity fans and their fucking nomark opinions on the game

- psg

- Barcelona

 

I can't even begin to come up with a list of positives to balance that lot so I think I'm out.

 

In all likelihood I'll get dragged back into it if we start with a winning run but right now I really hope I don't. 

 

Dont let the bastard's wear you down, mate.

[YorkshireRed]

On 30/07/2022 at 13:46, Redder Lurtz said:

Leeds fans

Definitely this. All day long. 
 

Oh and everything else on your list as well. 

[Mook]

On 30/07/2022 at 13:46, Redder Lurtz said:

This might be the year I jib it off. I have zero interest in the community shield and I just can't get excited about the season at all. 

 

I despise:

 

- commentators

- match officials making pathetically bad decisions

- opposition fan "banter"

- the blatant, unchecked cheating by those blue manc cunts

- the blind eye turned towards Newcastle's cunt owners, with any success being translated by the media into "a wonderful job that Howe is doing"

- sports radio show presenters

- the utterly fucking obscene money players earn and in the game generally while there are old people sitting on buses to keep warm because they can't afford their bills

- the abuse given to match officials by fans at every level of the game

- Gary bastarding Linekar earning £1.3m a year funded by the public

- Leeds fans

- fat middle aged men with beer guts wearing premier league football shirts

- fans trying desperately hard to make themselves relevant by creating non-existent "rivalries" with other clubs, usually Liverpool

- the utterly ridiculous overhyping of every single game "Get strapped in for what will be an incredible match, it's an in-form Southampton taking on a resurgent Crystal Palace"

-Vicki Sparks and Jaqui Oatley doing their best John Motson impressions

- betting companies 

- anything to do with fucking Ingurland 

- Sweet fucking Caroline 

- diving

- man city running radio adverts to sell tickets

- celebrity fans and their fucking nomark opinions on the game

- psg

- Barcelona

 

I can't even begin to come up with a list of positives to balance that lot so I think I'm out.

 

In all likelihood I'll get dragged back into it if we start with a winning run but right now I really hope I don't. 

 

I feel very similar although VAR and the Summer World Cup would be high on my list and I could add an awful lot more to it too.

 

Top level Football is nothing more than a fucking circus these days.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

On 30/07/2022 at 13:46, Redder Lurtz said:

This might be the year I jib it off. I have zero interest in the community shield and I just can't get excited about the season at all. 

 

I despise:

 

- commentators

- match officials making pathetically bad decisions

- opposition fan "banter"

- the blatant, unchecked cheating by those blue manc cunts

- the blind eye turned towards Newcastle's cunt owners, with any success being translated by the media into "a wonderful job that Howe is doing"

- sports radio show presenters

- the utterly fucking obscene money players earn and in the game generally while there are old people sitting on buses to keep warm because they can't afford their bills

- the abuse given to match officials by fans at every level of the game

- Gary bastarding Linekar earning £1.3m a year funded by the public

- Leeds fans

- fat middle aged men with beer guts wearing premier league football shirts

- fans trying desperately hard to make themselves relevant by creating non-existent "rivalries" with other clubs, usually Liverpool

- the utterly ridiculous overhyping of every single game "Get strapped in for what will be an incredible match, it's an in-form Southampton taking on a resurgent Crystal Palace"

-Vicki Sparks and Jaqui Oatley doing their best John Motson impressions

- betting companies 

- anything to do with fucking Ingurland 

- Sweet fucking Caroline 

- diving

- man city running radio adverts to sell tickets

- celebrity fans and their fucking nomark opinions on the game

- psg

- Barcelona

 

I can't even begin to come up with a list of positives to balance that lot so I think I'm out.

 

In all likelihood I'll get dragged back into it if we start with a winning run but right now I really hope I don't. 

 

Very much on the nail. For me it’s Jurgen and the players being good lads that keeps me interested. If we had players with a city/utd mindset I thinkI would be done.

[TheDrowningMan]

On 30/07/2022 at 13:46, Redder Lurtz said:

- Sweet fucking Caroline 

I was just about to say…

 

Would also belong in a ‘Shitness of Modern Boxing’ thread…maybe ‘Shitness of the Modern World’ too.

[Grinch]

19 hours ago, Mook said:

I feel very similar although VAR and the Summer World Cup would be high on my list and I could add an awful lot more to it too.

 

Top level Football is nothing more than a fucking circus these days.

When Klopps gone and the champions league morphs into that ridiculous format they’re changing too, that’ll be it for me.  Modern football and it’s fans suck donkey dick.  There’s nothing good to say about it all.

[Reckoner]

9 minutes ago, Grinch said:

When Klopps gone and the champions league morphs into that ridiculous format they’re changing too, that’ll be it for me.  Modern football and it’s fans suck donkey dick.  There’s nothing good to say about it all.

Maybe we like donkey dick

[Section_31]

The campeones chant pisses me off. Did the mancs kick that off? Seems like something they'd do.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

Maybe we like donkey dick

Now now, Peggy.

[Reckoner]

One for this thread? 
 

[Salou]

21 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

One for this thread? 
 

This isn't a shitness of modern football but modern life image. Guarantee if you looked at most family living rooms in the evenings this is the scene you'd see (not LFC players lounging around but all members of the family just on their phones/tablets etc)