The shitness of modern football

[Bjornebye]

43 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

He's already negged me for it on the other thread!  I stand by my words lol

 

 

I'm out of rep/negs can someone neg Red_or_Dead for 'lol' 

[Red_or_Dead]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Virgins 

 

 

What a pair of cunts.

[House of Dirk]

8 hours ago, Red_or_Dead said:

What a pair of cunts.

Of the cock juggling thunder variety. Fucking disgraceful. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Colin Murray has gone on an excellent rant in today's Metro against the misuse of stadium music.

 

My neck is fucked from excessive nodding with every fucking word I read.

[Redder Lurtz]

Eden fucking Hazard and the whole Real thing.

 

"I've supported Real since I was a boy" 

 

"Thibaut Coutois told me i should join madrid" 

 

"It's been a long football journey but everything I've done was to get me here"

 

What an absolute cunt. I thought he had more about him than trotting out bullshit like that. Thank fuck we never signed him. It's hilarious that Chelsea have lost their best player but I hope he's a massive flop with that bunch of cunts. 

[Grinch]

Courtois has really enjoyed life in Madrid. 

[chris71]

Sky, Bt, Amazon fucking Prime. 

Thank god for streaming and the likes. 

[Chairman Meow]

6 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Eden fucking Hazard and the whole Real thing.

 

"I've supported Real since I was a boy" 

 

"Thibaut Coutois told me i should join madrid" 

 

"It's been a long football journey but everything I've done was to get me here"

 

What an absolute cunt. I thought he had more about him than trotting out bullshit like that. Thank fuck we never signed him. It's hilarious that Chelsea have lost their best player but I hope he's a massive flop with that bunch of cunts. 

 

He was a total whopper about joining Chelsea as well years ago.

 

Talented, but clearly a massive, massive cunt. 

[Vincent Vega]

Hazard has got one of the smuggest faces I've ever seen.

[KMD7]

I quite like Hazard. Worse cunts than him around.

[Tony Moanero]

35 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

I quite like Hazard. Worse cunts than him around.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Oh Mickey you're so fine,you blow my mind.

[KMD7]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

 

[Tj hooker]

On 14/06/2019 at 05:06, Redder Lurtz said:

Eden fucking Hazard and the whole Real thing.

 

"I've supported Real since I was a boy" 

 

"Thibaut Coutois told me i should join madrid" 

 

"It's been a long football journey but everything I've done was to get me here"

 

What an absolute cunt. I thought he had more about him than trotting out bullshit like that. Thank fuck we never signed him. It's hilarious that Chelsea have lost their best player but I hope he's a massive flop with that bunch of cunts. 

The big book of football cliches being employed their on a  grand scale , umm now let me see which ones can we use today I see that prick Utd signed the other day was spouting the same shite .

[El Rojo]

Qatar and Japan competing in the Copa America. 

[Jairzinho]

18 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Qatar and Japan competing in the Copa America. 

I do wonder what might have been the deciding factor for Qatar's participation.

[El Rojo]

13 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

I do wonder what might have been the deciding factor for Qatar's participation.

Probably something to do with their traditional footballing brilliance. 

[Anubis]

 

[Caramac]

[Redder Lurtz]

"Juventus have asked Adidas for financial help in a bid to sign Manchester United and France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26."

 

Just fuck off. All of it. 

[Anubis]

Dear New Balance

 

There is this lad named Kylian Mbappé who we would quite like to sign....

[Duff Man]

Guardian reporting Juve have agreed terms with De Ligt of 270k p/w basic, potentially rising to 415k with bonuses.

 

He's 19.

[dandyman]

8 hours ago, Duff Man said:

Guardian reporting Juve have agreed terms with De Ligt of 270k p/w basic, potentially rising to 415k with bonuses.

 

He's 19.

That’s fuckin obscene 

[TheDrowningMan]

The ubiquity of Jorge Mendes, who has now expanded to Nottingham Forest via Sabri Lamouchi.

[Barrington Womble]

32 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

The ubiquity of Jorge Mendes, who has now expanded to Nottingham Forest via Sabri Lamouchi.

so what has gone on there? I don't understand it. i know o'neill didn't pull up any trees at forest (sorry), but he seemed to be doing ok - surely the point of appointing him when they did was to give him some time with the squad and be ready to make a big move forward this season?