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The shitness of modern football


Redder Lurtz
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We've had foreign football managers in English football for fucking years now. Can someone please explain to them all that "in zis moment" is terrible English? They all do it. Gets right on my tits.

It's considerably more excusable than having English commentators refuse to use adverbs.

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Eriksen now saying if Kane touched the ball last for the 2nd goal against Stoke it is his goal but there have been lots of arguments about it. Everyone seemed to credit Eriksen with both goals so if they give it to Kane now  just to be 1 goal closer to Mo surely that is one the dubious goals panel need to look at and decide.

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I touched it with my shoulder , swear on the life of my daughter.

 

Wow , desperate or what.

 

From the few viewings I have seen , there seems clear daylight between him and the ball at all times. Call for snicko & hot-spot.

I always understood that the shoulder was treated as part of the arm and therefore handball?

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Who scored the goal where Bobby followed it in but never played at it in the slightest chance he was offside?

 

I couldn't imagine Kane doing the same, going by his embarrassingly selfish antics on Twitter. He'd take an offside if it meant sneaking another goal to his name.

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We've had foreign football managers in English football for fucking years now. Can someone please explain to them all that "in zis moment" is terrible English? They all do it. Gets right on my tits.

 

They still have a better command of the language than most of their British counterparts.

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Who scored the goal where Bobby followed it in but never played at it in the slightest chance he was offside?

 

I couldn't imagine Kane doing the same, going by his embarrassingly selfish antics on Twitter. He'd take an offside if it meant sneaking another goal to his name.

If Kuyt hadnt tapped in on the line against the mancs then Suarez would have scored one of the greatest goals of all time
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Spurs appealing to the premier league to give the goal to Kane so he can close the gap to Salah

 

Fucking sad bastard

Pathetic, really is.

 

Although of course with him being an 'english lion' i am sure it will be pushed and supported by the media.

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Spurs appealing to the premier league to give the goal to Kane so he can close the gap to Salah

 

Fucking sad bastard

 

Surprised but Levy has form on this. Took a goal off Jimmy Greaves scored in the late 60s so Clive Allen could be the highest Spurs scorer in a season in the 80s or something. Cannot remember if Greaves took the corner and the ball went in direct or someone else took the corner and Greaves got a touch to score.

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