The shitness of modern football

[Chairman Meow]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40311889

 

Alternatively, book players for time wasting & book players for acting like cunts.

[Sputnik1]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40311889

 

 

I think the 30 minutes per half is a good idea if they're stopping the clock when the ball is out of play. Can't wait to get my 30% refund on my season ticket. 

 

Yeah right.

 

Seriously though, how many goalkeepers have we seen at Anfield that take a fucking age to take a goal kick, the refs speaking to them about 5 or six times and rarely booking them for time wasting. Subs that wander over to the other side of the pitch when they are to be substituted then slowly dawdling off, then the fake injuries that are purely there to either break up play or waste time.

 

I think most of the Allardyce/Pulis book of shithouse football tactics would be made redundant under this rule. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Stakeholders? Fuckin' sponsors and advertisers they mean. Cunts.

[Trumo]

Image rights for players.

 

There's been a fair bit in the news recently about how several players at both Real and Barca have been avoiding paying tax by not declaring income from image rights and the like. The tax situation is one thing, but there's another aspect that has become more and more common, and is a massive ball-ache.

 

How often do we now see players and their agents leak cryptic comments and 'cliffhanger' insinuations to the press and via social media? Throwing tantrums over the most trivial shit like people not singing happy birthday to them, posting and then deleting comments designed to inflame, liking/following and/or unliking/unfollowing their/another club, etc. No matter how stupid they look, it keeps them in the public eye, and they earn more and more cash by remaining in the public eye. Just to give two recent examples from the Premier League, both Lukaku and Sanchez have publicly commented on where they are going to be next season without specifying that they are staying with or leaving their current clubs. The only ones to benefit from this shit are the players and their agents because it keeps everyone talking about them. They've added 'value' to their image so the cash keeps rolling in.

 

The day when the well dries up can't come soon enough.

[Redder Lurtz]

Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba says he has performed his final 'dab' goal celebration and will now focus on his new routine - the 'Billy Dance'.

 

Wanker.

[Special K]

Alexis Sanchez saying that he knows what team he'll be playing for next season but won't say yet. Just come out and say it.

 

I'd be fucking pissed off if I was an Arsenal fan. The disrespect he's showing is awful.

[Harry Squatter]

He's just a money grabbing twat.

[Stickman]

And still a month after being released Sky and BT haven't rchosen what games are being televised.

So fuck you patronised life blood of the game if you are thinking of making any sort of plans for the Friday, Sunday or Monday .

Not sure why I'm putting it in the shitness of modern football as they've been doing it for years now.

[SlugTrail]

24 hour sky sports new and social media, they have nothing to report on so just make shit up.

[chris71]

And still a month after being released Sky and BT haven't rchosen what games are being televised.

So fuck you patronised life blood of the game if you are thinking of making any sort of plans for the Friday, Sunday or Monday .

Not sure why I'm putting it in the shitness of modern football as they've been doing it for years now.

Bit of a guide here.

[moof]

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/881840731551391744

[an tha]

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/881840731551391744

SSN actually covered that and seemed to take it seriously (i was told)....a new low.

[Bob]

He's just a money grabbing twat footballer.

[VladimirIlyich]

24 hour sky sports new and social media, they have nothing to report on so just make shit up.

This. Take a fucking holiday and do us all a favour.

[Shitty Arse]

Agreeing personal terms and interest in a player without the small issue of actually sorting a transfer fee and deal out with the selling club first.

Oh that's just us then.....

[Arl arse]

Agreeing personal terms and interest in a player without the small issue of actually sorting a transfer fee and deal out with the selling club first.

Oh that's just us then.....

It's the Liverpool way.

[Harry Squatter]

Scousers supporting the Mancs. Not Evertonians but I know two people who are from Liverpool who support Manchester United. They seem utterly oblivious to the fact that they support a club and associate with fans who hate people from Liverpool. This is despite them being "proud scousers".

 

A woman I know has a season ticket for them despite her brother supporting Liverpool. I asked her why she supports them and apparently all her friends at Uni supported them. I then asked her what the fuck she does when they sing songs about Hillsborough and go on about putting scousers on a bonfire. She had no reply. She obviously just sits there like a fucking Uncle Tom.

[an tha]

Scousers supporting the Mancs. Not Evertonians but I know two people who are from Liverpool who support Manchester United. They seem utterly oblivious to the fact that they support a club and associate with fans who hate people from Liverpool. This is despite them being "proud scousers".

 

A woman I know has a season ticket for them despite her brother supporting Liverpool. I asked her why she supports them and apparently all her friends at Uni supported them. I then asked her what the fuck she does when they sing songs about Hillsborough and go on about putting scousers on a bonfire. She had no reply. She obviously just sits there like a fucking Uncle Tom.

Fucking hell...never actually met a scouser who admitted to supporting those rats but i did know a couple of knobheads years ago from ellesmere port who supported them - both reckoned they had a few supporters over there.

[Cardie]

Agreeing personal terms and interest in a player without the small issue of actually sorting a transfer fee and deal out with the selling club first.

Oh that's just us then.....

It's almost exclusively that way around, it's rare you'll see a bid being made before a club gauges a players interest.

[El Rojo]

Jose Mourinho.

[Barrington Womble]

Fucking hell...never actually met a scouser who admitted to supporting those rats but i did know a couple of knobheads years ago from ellesmere port who supported them - both reckoned they had a few supporters over there.

Joe Royle was one.

[manwiththestick]

I know one. Legit scouser who has always supported Utd, mid forties now so not like he started glory hunting in the nineties. He gets some grief.

[Cardie]

The willful celebration of ignorance in football from the lauding of personalities like Charlie Nicholas, Richard Keys and Paul Merson down.

[ngogswilly]

people more determined to be right than dealing in reality. pretty much on par with modern politics

[SammyAftershave]

Cardie.