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4 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Claudia Winkleman....

Is that because her hair is great but she's an annoying vacuum?

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11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Gino Di Campo.

 

Only found out last year he burgled Paul Youngs house. Another bizarre celebrity story like the one about Fred the weatherman giving Ian Brown masturbation homework 

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25 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Only found out last year he burgled Paul Youngs house. Another bizarre celebrity story like the one about Fred the weatherman giving Ian Brown masturbation homework 

Yer wha?

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PAUL YOUNG, who previously fronted the band Kat Kool and the Kool Cats, has revealed the difficult memories of Gino D’Acampo burgling his home back in 1998 have hit home again following the death of his wife Stacey.
 

The 62-year-old singer said he lost music which reminded him of his wife Stacey – who died in January - because of the incident 20 years ago.
 

This Morning’s Gino D’Acampo, 42, raided the singer’s home when he was 21, stealing items including the musician's £4,000 guitar collection and a platinum disc.

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He's a twat di Campo, I remember him years ago on that Des and Mel show and he had what at best could be described as a mild Italian accent, now the fucker sounds like he was shit out by Furio Giunta.

 

On the subject of Fred the weather man, me mate was a prison guard and fred was transferred there. When he first turned up the head guard said to him "right fred we've got two cells, you can have this one, or......' then he jumped across the floor like fred used to do on that big weather map, and said 'you could have this one!"

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6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

PAUL YOUNG, who previously fronted the band Kat Kool and the Kool Cats, has revealed the difficult memories of Gino D’Acampo burgling his home back in 1998 have hit home again following the death of his wife Stacey.
 
 

 

 
The 62-year-old singer said he lost music which reminded him of his wife Stacey – who died in January - because of the incident 20 years ago.
 

This Morning’s Gino D’Acampo, 42, raided the singer’s home when he was 21, stealing items including the musician's £4,000 guitar collection and a platinum disc.

Did he pull a compo face as well ? 

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7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

PAUL YOUNG, who previously fronted the band Kat Kool and the Kool Cats, has revealed the difficult memories of Gino D’Acampo burgling his home back in 1998 have hit home again following the death of his wife Stacey.
 
 

 

 
The 62-year-old singer said he lost music which reminded him of his wife Stacey – who died in January - because of the incident 20 years ago.
 

This Morning’s Gino D’Acampo, 42, raided the singer’s home when he was 21, stealing items including the musician's £4,000 guitar collection and a platinum disc.

How come this hasn't been brought up on Tvam by Pip. 

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3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

He's a twat di Campo, I remember him years ago on that Des and Mel show and he had what at best could be described as a mild Italian accent, now the fucker sounds like he was shit out by Furio Giunta.

 

On the subject of Fred the weather man, me mate was a prison guard and fred was transferred there. When he first turned up the head guard said to him "right fred we've got two cells, you can have this one, or......' then he jumped across the floor like fred used to do on that big weather map, and said 'you could have this one!"

It does seem over the top, needs a good twatting with a wok or something to achieve silence. 

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That Ginos in town is full of pictures of the cunt. When I say full of pictures of the cunt I mean you can’t see the fucking wall for pictures of him the cunt. 
 

he had a character he played up to on celebrity juice and he tries to carry the same one into his cooking shows. 

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