People the World tries to tell us are gorgeous.

[JohnnyH]

What people do you consider unattractive who, for some reason, those bastards in the media have tried to tell us are beautiful?

 

What people do you think have a head like a bag of shite but for some reason they're stealing a living as someone presentable?

 

Exhibit A for me is this horrible bint Lily Cole. Just look at her? She's a fucking disgrace yet we're supposed to believe she's a Super a model? Fuck right off.

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

She has big boobs.

 

Isn't that enough?

[JohnnyH]

They're probably covered in ginger hair. She's so astonished average.

 

Below us what a supermodel used to be. Not that pug faced wretch.

 

When did it all go so wrong?

 

 

 

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[ZonkoVille77]

I agree Johnny. She's a bag. I would of course but she's not stunning as made out.

[Bjornebye]

She is total recall ugly that ginger one

 

"read your palm, your mind?"

 

"two weeks ya skinny cunt two weeks "

[KMD7]

Cindy was fantastic wasn't she? I like Cole though.

[manwiththestick]

She looks like Chucky.

[General Dryness]

She looks like that bird of the playstation adverts.

 

Still, ginger pubes though.

[halewood pete]

Kate Moss is decidedly ordinary to me too.

[RoboRiise]

 

I've woke up to much, much worse than that.

[Jairzinho]

Doubt any of them were models though.

 

Certainly wouldn't go out of my way to bum her. 

[tonyop]

1, Nigella Lawson (It's Russell Brand in drag surely)

 

2, Holly Willoughby ( A Toblerone and a fit of depression away from being 18 Stone.)

 

3, Ruth Langsford

 

4, Kim Kardashian and her two uglier sisters.

 

5, Emma Willis 

[Bobby Hundreds]

1, Nigella Lawson (It's Russell Brand in drag surely)

 

2, Holly Willoughby ( A Toblerone and a fit of depression away from being 18 Stone.)

 

3, Ruth Langsford

 

4, Kim Kardashian and her two uglier sisters.

 

5, Emma Willis 

I'd happily with great glee, smash them all.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Who's that bird with a double decker sized gap between her front teeth? She's a model too. 'Get the London look...the gap toothed look'

[skend04]

1, Nigella Lawson (It's Russell Brand in drag surely)

 

2, Holly Willoughby ( A Toblerone and a fit of depression away from being 18 Stone.)

 

3, Ruth Langsford

 

4, Kim Kardashian and her two uglier sisters.

 

5, Emma Willis

Apart from Ruth Langford are you being serious? I'd like to see the level you are playing at if you think they are munters.

[dickie mint]

Who's that bird with a double decker sized gap between her front teeth? She's a model too. 'Get the London look...the gap toothed look'

 

It's Mick Jaggers daughter mate and he's a good looking lad.

[Section_31]

Rhianna, fucking Dan Dare foiling motherfucker.

[Total Longo]

Who's that bird with a double decker sized gap between her front teeth? She's a model too. 'Get the London look...the gap toothed look'

 

She genuinely frightens me.

[Mook]

Jordan is absolutely honking

Cat Deeley - face like a broken laptop

Sandra Bullock - Michael Jackson on the cover of Bad

Miley Cyrus - looks like a wee boy

You get the odd one on the front of Nuts, probably off Geordie Shore or something, when I see it in the shop I'm thinking 'what the fuck is that?'. Christ knows what their names are.

[skend04]

Mrs David Williams. Body from heaven face from C&A? Discuss.

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

 

I've woke up to much, much worse than that.

She just always looks like eyes on a frying pan to me.

 

Then again, I have had my cock inside an onion with teeth, so can't claim I wouldn't if the circumstances played out a certain way.

[Section_31]

Pippa Middleton, looks like a Spitfire pilot who's cockpit went on fire.

[Bjornebye]

Mrs David Williams. Body from heaven face from C&A? Discuss.

 

 

Nope, cant see a face

[Chip Butty]

The anorexic moose that is Victoria Beckham. Her, and that hound Kim Kardashian who is the living embodiment of mutton dressed as bowel cancer. 

[Trumo]

Julia Roberts. Pretty Woman is one of the most wrongly titled films ever.