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I've never had a world beating bladder, but my current shallow end is nothing more than half a can of tesco's finest lager for two deal. Should I be worried or is this just the norm? What's your "I've broke my seal" limit?

 

 

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I won't worry too much. I have the bladder of a 10 year old. when I was a teenager I couldn't drink more than a double vodka before my bladder went.

 

If you had a decent bladder then you're probably about to die.

 

and also rep for lurking

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Big Lad is no lurker, I remember him from Hermes chess tournaments. As for holding in liquid I think I had a thread on here where is drank 9 pints of water without pissing after a hangover

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Big Lad is no lurker, I remember him from Hermes chess tournaments. As for holding in liquid I think I had a thread on here where is drank 9 pints of water without pissing after a hangover

Big lad? I thought he was glad to be bi

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I can have 5 or 6 pints without needing a piss no problem, however once I've gone for a piss I'm fucked for the night then and probably need a piss per pint.

 

As for biglad I'd be very surprised if he was still alive come January.

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Tescos lager? Can we open a "Jeremy Kyle" forum and move this thread there please? Jesus... At least and pretend it was something else so people won't think you're an extra from Benefit Street.

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I can have 5 or 6 pints without needing a piss no problem, however once I've gone for a piss I'm fucked for the night then and probably need a piss per pint.

 

As for biglad I'd be very surprised if he was still alive come January.

This.

 

I'd go 6 or 7 pints until I break the seal. Once I have its drink a pint piss a pint all night.

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going the bog is for fannies

 

piss your jeans at the bar like a man 

As a younger man I was at the bar describing how pissed I was the night before when a decrepit old geezer interrupted to gurgle "Ya not properly pissed until ya shit yaself!".

As the night progressed it became obvious that these were the only words his brain could still form, although he could still raise the volume and frequency of this single noble utterance.

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Depends, normally 6 or 7 pints then it is literally Watergate. Mind you, if i've supped a lot of tea all day and it is cold outside a few pints suffice before i need a piss. I have noticed if I go to bed after drinking beer i'm up at least once in the night to empty my bladder. 

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I can have 5 or 6 pints without needing a piss no problem, however once I've gone for a piss I'm fucked for the night then and probably need a piss per pint.

Haha, was going to post roughly the same thing. I have that happen at around the 2nd/3rd pint though.

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