QPR v Liverpool

[Paco]

at least we tried something different. im sure we tried gerrard further forward before last season with similar results. there is no one to find him with the ball.

[Mr Grumpy]

Calm down everyone, this performance is all part of the plan to confuse the watching Real Madrid scouts.

[Boss]

DK is Denmark, who else is scandinavian? hmmm

[Hand Shandy]

We'll shut up shop against Real.

 

So it'll be 4-0 instead of 8.

[alles ist gut]

DK is Denmark, who else is scandinavian? hmmm

I'm not the brightest, but Dave Kirby is not Nordic.

[DK Poetry]

DK is Denmark, who else is scandinavian? hmmm

I'm not bacon lad, give it a rest

I've got a purple bin

I'm from the place that's the best

[Hand Shandy]

DK is Denmark, who else is scandinavian? hmmm

You really are missing the obvious, aren't you...

[magicrat]

As I said on the FF Henderson was shit all game.  I can provide examples if you want, but it might be better that you watch that horror show again.  

Not in this life

[JoeyJones65]

Calm down everyone, this performance is all part of the plan to confuse the watching Real Madrid scouts.

They're confused all right.

 

They're asking themselves questions right now...

 

How the fuck did a defence that shit and disorganised only concede two?

[Boss]

You really are missing the obvious, aren't you...

 

I was only joking.

[Hand Shandy]

I'm not bacon lad, give it a rest

I've got a purple bin

I'm from the place that's the best

I don't know where you're from

You could be the Easter bunny

To be honest I don't care

I just know you're not funny

[Spy Bee]

I don't know if everyone knows, but we won!

[JermainePennant]

I do get that, but they should get that by now. If he's playing, we need to play like he's an old fashioned centre forward and adjust our approach accordingly. If we're not prepared to change our approach, then drop him and play Lallana or someone else quick smart and mobile in that position.

 

Our players should be able to adapt to play with that kind of striker, I saw balotelli lay of a couple of decent passes in attacking areas only for players to lose the ball easily when under pressure.

 

Our technical game and link up play has been poor, balotelli should be able to just lay ball off first time and expect the players to be able to keep it.

 

Too many times this season we have been awful at keeping the ball in the opposition half, other players bad play is making Mario look bad at times.I don't agree lack of effort is a problem, maybe today after he missed that chance he wasn't showing for the ball as much but I would put that down to his confidence being shot.

[Paco]

Still cant believe we won

[s(k)aturation]

We shouldn't have sold Adam

Now that lad could play

But all these foriegners

They're all fucking gay

 

Football's a man's game

a game of hard knocks

Not a game for fannies

And scared little cocks

 

Your next one will be your first.

[Stouffer]

Roses are red

My name's not Dave

This makes no sense

Microwave

[Boss]

I'm not the brightest, but Dave Kirby is not Nordic.

 

I'm sure theres a poem in that somewhere, something about having viking roots

and then linking it to some Liverpool conquest under Paisley. Then he could talk about bursting into tears in bootle docks to the sound of the axes clattering and the sight of the fire littering the thatch of the medieval buildings, then talk about the crimson being similar to the Liverpool kit under Shanks.

[Hand Shandy]

Roses are red

My name's not Dave

This makes no sense

Microwave

A masterpiece. When's your next anthology out?

 

[alles ist gut]

I'm sure theres a poem in that somewhere, something about having viking roots

and then linking it to some Liverpool conquest under Paisley. Then he could talk about bursting into tears in bootle docks to the sound of the axes clattering and sight of the fire littering the thatch of the medieval buildings, then talk about the crimson being similar to the liverpool kit under Shanks.

And a pint, there needs to be a pint in there somewhere...

[stringvest]

I'm sure theres a poem in that somewhere, something about having viking roots

and then linking it to some Liverpool conquest under Paisley. Then he could talk about bursting into tears in bootle docks to the sound of the axes clattering and sight of the fire littering the thatch of the medieval buildings, then talk about the crimson being similar to the Liverpool kit under Shanks.

 

what about the mysogyny? and the thinly veiled hatred of non-scousers?

[Boss]

And a pint, there needs to be a pint in there somewhere...

 

He's drinking the pint in bottle docks.

[Spy Bee]

This dude isn't the real Dave Kirby. My Spy Bee senses would have tingled if it was that risible cunt!

[Einch]

Crazy stuff. Glad the players and manager see it the same and us.

[Boss]

what about the mysogyny? and the thinly veiled hatred of non-scousers?

 

The vikings are the scousers in Dave Kirby's mind and everyone else that gets slaughtered are the non scousers. That's why he's shredding a tear, a tear of happiness, as the village is getting destroyed and juxtaposes it to the triumph against all odds in Istanbul. He then goes on to talk about raping and pillaging as a viking and juxtaposes it with a time he had a crafty wank through his kecks in x in the city.

[kemskem]

On the plus side, our foes our fucking gutted. My Evertonian brother phoned up straight after the game, but I wasn't there. He said, "Tell him they were jammy". Heh heh.