The Hodgson / England caption thread - Page 2 - FF - Football Forum - The Liverpool Way Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
tlw content

The Hodgson / England caption thread

Recommended Posts




Wight, Daniel, I know you have a knock but this is about testing your wesolve - What I want you to do is Wun to the big cone there, pick up the sack of coal and the wun back at full speed. Wepeat 5 times and then dwop and give me ten pwess ups"


[Welbeck says to himself: I wonder if he thinks I'm Sturridge?]



  • Upvote 2

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Sterling shows surprising amount of resolve




RH: "I know you're tired but I want you to play the full 90 minutes"

RS: "Yeah, and I want to be Little Richard. Doesn't mean I'll be singing Tutti Frutti does it?".







Domestic affairs




WR: "...so I replied, if I'm such a potato-faced tub of lard why did you marry me? You thick or something? - Zing! You should have seen her face lads."










Positional appreciation key at the FA




Players: "Gaffer! What system are we going to after those substitutions? GAFFER!"

RH: *These complimentary Hublot watches really are crafted beautifully*







Trouble brewing in Estonia




JS: "You see that lad there in the VIP section? National 10,000m record holder Jord. They call him the Estonian Engine!"















A pioneer of modern coaching




RH: "...so the win at Mjallby put us second in the Allsvenskan League, quite wespectable weally when you think about...Daniel...why are you weawing a bwa?

  • Upvote 1

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Man-management the Hodgson way




RH: "What did I just hear him say to you?"

JH: "Eh, you mean Callum? He just said he's knackered after that game"

RH: *Right, that's another one going to get it in the press conference*

  • Upvote 1

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Hodgson finds common ground to bond with players




RH: "Yeah, they wouldn't give me another contract either lad. After all we've done for them! At least the bastards let you in the directors lounge though."

  • Upvote 1

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites



I'm so wonewy
I'm so wonewy
So wonewy
So wonewy and sadwy awone

There's no one
Just me onwy
Sitting on my King of the LMA thwone
I work very hard and make up great tacticowl pwans
But no pwayer wistens, no fan understands
Seems that onwy the FA takes me serwiouswy

And so I'm wonewy
A wittwl wonewy
Poor wittwl me

There's no modern manager
I can wewate to
Feew wike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihwy
But not weahwy
Because it's fihwing my face-wubbing wage

I work wearhwy hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the pundits seem to give a shit
When I win the World Cup maybe they'wl notice me
But untiwl then I'wl just be wonewy
Wittwl wonewy, poor wittwl me

I'm so wonewy
I'm so wonewy

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this