The Hodgson / England caption thread

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I'll be running a load of these in the next issue, but may as well make it an ongoing thing. Here's some pics to start you off but feel free to add your own as we go...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Turkish Delight]

 

 

 

Fucking hell Roy.  You've just Ashley Younged me there.

[magicrat]

 

See that bus lad.  I'm shoving you under it

[deiseach]

 

Losing the best part.

[Josef Svejk]

 

 

Hodgson discovers second arm.

[Josef Svejk]

 

 

Hodgson sniffs glue before latest press conference.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Owl: ...then NASA says, "Monkey, check the life support systems for the man...

 

RS: Woah, seriously Gaffer, get help.

 

[Josef Svejk]

 

 

"Tonight I'm all yours, Leftie, my love..."

[Section_31]

 

 

Hodgson: "Sterling. That's another name for English money of course."

 

Sterling: "What?"

 

Hodgson: "Raheem sounds Arabic in origin, from an  Arab nation or possibly Muslim. Arab money, Arab money is a big problem in the English game."

 

Sterling: "What?"

 

Hodgson: "Arab money has made it difficult for many great English managers to reach the pinnacle of the game, people such as Jim Smith, a very good friend of mine who, like myself, likes to enjoy a glass of red wine from time to time, primarily wine from the Bordeaux region - Bordeaux in France of course."

[an tha]

 

 

Wight, Daniel, I know you have a knock but this is about testing your wesolve - What I want you to do is Wun to the big cone there, pick up the sack of coal and the wun back at full speed. Wepeat 5 times and then dwop and give me ten pwess ups"

[Tony Moanero]

 

Roy's a twat, pass it on.

 

Edit. Bloody phone. Top picture.

[Josef Svejk]

 

 

"I'm an excellent driver..."

[Tony Moanero]

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[alles ist gut]

 

 

England's Roy Hodgson : "Nice to see they kit out the ball-boys in the same outfit as the players, isn't it?"

 

Raheem (thinks) "Say nothing, say nothing, say nothing..."

[an tha]

 

Leave me alone, me dad told me about fellas like you....

[an tha]

 

Jesus Cwist, how many more times do you need telling, you just hoof it upfield like this - LOOK!

[Gym Beglin]

 

 

 

Joe Hart

"It's ok Roy, it's ok, see? They won't hurt you. Look, there's Callum, do you remember Callum? Say 'Hi Callum', that's it Roy, good."

[Gym Beglin]

 

 

"You take your top off because I told you to take your top off, that's how it works Waheem. Now let me see what you've got under there you cheeky little monkey."

[an tha]

 

You injure Oxlade Chamberlain, Wilshere or young Callum and I'll put you on your arse like I would have that scruffy Portugese knobhead the other week.... 

[Trumo]

As Roy walked away...

 

 

JH: Can anyone else hear the Mike & Angelo theme tune or is it just me?

[The Golden Eel]

 

 

"What do you mean do my methods translate? They have translated from Halmstads to Malmo, to Orebo to Neuchatel Xamax, to the Swiss national team, so I find the question insulting. To suggest that because I have moved from one club to another, that the methods which have stood me in good stead for 35 years and made me one of the most respected coaches in Europe don’t suddenly work is very hard to believe, Waheem."

[ZonkoVille77]

 

"So you've impwegnated a Lady, Waheem, tell me what it was like while I woot awound in my pocket for Woy's Wocket"

[Russ Atmosphere]

Raheem wasn't too tired to find humour in Jonjo's new hairstyle.

 

[Jim MM]