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I've had shits that are funnier than that. Do you possess a quim in your nether regions?

 

Women are not funny. It's scientific fact.

 

As a rule I don't find women that funny really. Melissa McCarthy made me laugh there, though.

 

Oh, and you're not particularly funny either, Fuge. Though you get points for trying. Cos you do try. Even if it's sometimes all a little forced and cringeworthy. Like this line:

 

I've had shits that are funnier than that.

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As a rule I don't find women that funny really. Melissa McCarthy made me laugh there, though.

 

Oh, and you're not particularly funny either, Fuge. Though you get points for trying. Cos you do try. Even if it's sometimes all a little forced and cringeworthy. Like this line:

 

I've had shits that are funnier than that.

It's not meant to be funny. It's meant to emphasise just how unfunny that fat slapper was.

 

I do sometimes wonder if you are a woman due to the fact that you are devoid of any sort of humour and a miserable cunt.

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Somebody calls the station to report a Ghost problem but nobody answers. Two of them are on maternity leave, one called in sick with 'women's problems' and the other one is in the toilets crying for the fifth time that day for no apparent reason.

 

Also, don't forget that Slimer would never get anywhere near the cake.

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Will be fucking hilarious when they haven't had a call from anyone and they are sitting on the first floor of the fire station eating takeaway moaning about how much weight they are putting on.

 

They'll all fall out with each other at some point and when the city is being destroyed by a giant marshmallow man they'll be fucking about doing their hair and make up and updating Facebook.

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Somebody calls the station to report a Ghost problem but nobody answers. Two of them are on maternity leave, one called in sick with 'women's problems' and the other one is in the toilets crying for the fifth time that day for no apparent reason.

 

Be careful Major Tom or someone else doesn't get their knickers in a twist about your sexist comment

 

 

One miserable high-horse boring twat he is. If I did ever meet him in person I probably would act like the cunt I am on here. 

 

Fucking bean-eater. 

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Be careful Major Tom or someone else doesn't get their knickers in a twist about your sexist comment

 

One miserable high-horse boring twat he is. If I did ever meet him in person I probably would act like the cunt I am on here. 

 

Fucking bean-eater. 

 

I'm not offended by anything I read on the internet, by you or anyone else. I'm not preaching to you not to be sexist or homophobic or whatever, merely pointing out the fact that you are.

 

The fact you even have the thoughts means you are prejudiced on some sort of level. On here, in person, whatever. To ever label someone 'gay' or 'fat' as a pejorative simply doesn't enter my head.

 

Just trying to help you be a better person, Stig.

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I'm not offended by anything I read on the internet, by you or anyone else. I'm not preaching to you not to be sexist or homophobic or whatever, merely pointing out the fact that you are.

 

The fact you even have the thoughts means you are prejudiced on some sort of level. On here, in person, whatever. To ever label someone 'gay' or 'fat' as a pejorative simply doesn't enter my head.

 

Just trying to help you be a better person, Stig.

 

That's the equivalent of Dean Gaffney trying to teach Roger Federer to play tennis. 

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