Whats your current aftershave

[Archimede]

My Top 5

 

1 Acqua di Parma Colonia. Old School citrus cologne. Wifey. Loves it

 

2 Knize 10. The reference leather. Takes a hard neck to wear. Not for the younger chap.

 

3. Eau Sauvage. A classic for a reason. Too fleeting unfortunately

 

4. Jo Malone Amber & Lavender. Classic mans scent. Fail safe

lasts. And projects well. Current favourite

 

5. The next one i buy

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Classy mafugga.

[RoboRiise]

In the first 30 seconds to a minute after you spray it, I'd say it's about 85% the same...

 

85% of the time it smells 100% like Aventus.

[Remmie]

http://www.creamsupplies.co.uk/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=6497

Thanks, literally, 1 million, here are my rescued bottles of Paco Rabanne and Givenchy Very irresistible:

 

The bottles cost less than a fiver and saved about £80 worth of edt in replacing

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

No worries. Glad it helped.

[Bjornebye]

Why would you buy jarg aftershave?

 

Is he Miyagi

[Remmie]

Why would you buy jarg aftershave?

 

Is he Miyagi

Because it costs a lot less but smells the same

[stringvest]

Carvalho is real name is Brian Fantana, i want my £5

 

 

 

"a turd covered in burnt hair" - haha

[Bjornebye]

Rem - They don't smell the same nor do they last as long and the bottle looks daft. I like leaving my expensive aftershaves on show for when guests need a piss/shit. Show them that I don't fuck about you know? labels facing forward. Same goes for shower gel's, toothpaste, face-washes etc. look at me.

[stringvest]

Rem - They don't smell the same nor do they last as long and the bottle looks daft. I like leaving my expensive aftershaves on show for when guests need a piss/shit. Show them that I don't fuck about you know? labels facing forward. Same goes for shower gel's, toothpaste, face-washes etc. look at me.

 

The toilet pan looking like the Silverstone starting grid spoils the effect somewhat though mate. 

[Bjornebye]

hahaha nah mate i'm really anal about stuff like that (pardon the pun)

 

When I was in training in the navy one of the jobs is cleaning the shithouses. I used to go mental at cunts just leaving their shavings in the sink and at 17 ended up offering some 28/29 year old beaut out for a fight for repeat offending. He fucking bottled it, not because he thought I was harder than him but the rage that had built up meant I was capable of anything at that point. I had a bottle of bleach in my hand at the time and he was about to drink the cunt through his eyes. The bathroom must be spotless at all times in our house. A sole pyeb in the bath makes we want to set fire to the house and hang in the flames by a belt.

 

My missus shaves in the garden.

[stringvest]

hahaha nah mate i'm really anal about stuff like that (pardon the pun)

 

When I was in training in the navy one of the jobs is cleaning the shithouses. I used to go mental at cunts just leaving their shavings in the sink and at 17 ended up offering some 28/29 year old beaut out for a fight for repeat offending. He fucking bottled it, not because he thought I was harder than him but the rage that had built up meant I was capable of anything at that point. I had a bottle of bleach in my hand at the time and he was about to drink the cunt through his eyes. The bathroom must be spotless at all times in our house. A sole pyeb in the bath makes we want to set fire to the house and hang in the flames by a belt.

 

My missus shaves in the garden.

 

haha! - isn't that called pruning?

[Bjornebye]

Haha.

 

Bless her. She rules the roost but you know, not in the bathroom.

[Remmie]

Rem - They don't smell the same nor do they last as long and the bottle looks daft. I like leaving my expensive aftershaves on show for when guests need a piss/shit. Show them that I don't fuck about you know? labels facing forward. Same goes for shower gel's, toothpaste, face-washes etc. look at me.

Well according to NV, who is currently looking at your bird, his jarg one smells the same.

 

I've never bought one so wouldn't know, especially as my retarded nose wouldn't be able to tell the difference even it was obvious

[Mad Erik]

Oud's been 'in' over the past year or two, anyone gone for it?

 

Thinking about having a go when my current one runs out.

[VladimirIlyich]

Oud de Cologne?

[Mad Erik]

Oud de Cologne?

 

That's the Acqua di Parma one? Think there's a Tom Ford one too, but I've always liked Acqua so was thinking of giving it a go... 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Tonight, I shall be mostly wearing...Aventus.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Tonight, I shall be mostly wearing...Aventus.

 

Will you be getting ran over by a Toyota?

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Tony Moanero]

I'm well out of the loop having not worn aftershave/eau de toilette since the 1990's. I'd like the GF to recommend a fragrance that premium pussy will lap up.

[stringvest]

I'm well out of the loop having not worn aftershave/eau de toilette since the 1990's. I'd like the GF to recommend a fragrance that premium pussy will lap up.

 

Oestrogen For Men. Just watch the lactating. 

[setreal]

Glenlivet

[Remmie]

I'm well out of the loop having not worn aftershave/eau de toilette since the 1990's. I'd like the GF to recommend a fragrance that premium pussy will lap up.

Yeah, try reading the 170 posts before yours or maybe you were hoping for a personalised recommendation based on your username?

[Tony Moanero]

I'm well out of the loop having not worn aftershave/eau de toilette since the 1990's. I'd like the GF to recommend a fragrance that premium pussy will lap up.

Come on lads and lasses, I've got about £50 burning a hole in my pocket. I'm 36, but the lady I'm hoping to impress is in her late 40's/early 50's - if that makes any difference.