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If Lenor made aftershave that would be a knicker wetter. I've got a jumper which for some reason seems to hold the clean washing smell  for ages after it's been washed and that gets more bloody comments from women than any of my aftershaves.

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15 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


I had a bottle of ‘Balck Noir’ a couple of years back and that was great, real depth to it, so much so the wife lifted it and called it her own.

 

The above is the reason I have to hide my ‘Terre D’Hemmes’ which is insanely lovely and gets commented upon all the time for how nice it is.

*taps nose and nods approvingly*

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I've got Paco Rabanne Pure XS and Jimmy Choo something or other. Both quite nice, I tend to only get smellies for Christmas and birthdays or if I spot a bargain.

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I have that Johnny Depp advertised one. It hasn't given me the quality of arm candy it has him , but on the positive side none of mine have shat in my bed.

 

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Don't buy Polo Deep Blue. It's probably the worst quality spray I've ever bought. You can barely smell it from the moment you spray it and it's quite expensive. The original Polo Blue is far better and has a nice clean smell. 

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8 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I have that Johnny Depp advertised one. It hasn't given me the quality of arm candy it has him , but on the positive side none of mine have shat in my bed.

 

Or make you drive out to the desert and dig random holes everywhere.

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13 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:


Still mostly only these two (fuck you @Carvalho Diablo). Have been wearing the same ones since I was 18. I’m afraid of change too. 

 

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Also got reacquainted with this which I had when I was younger as well.  
 

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That CK one is dirt cheap (even cheaper than the other dirt cheap ones in this post!) so good for everyday use and you don’t have to “worry” about it running out before Xmas/Father’s Day which is usually my excuse to stock up. It’s a nice fragrance though. It doesn’t smell cheap. At least not to a common twat like me.
 

Speaking of Father’s Day, they bought me this one this year because the usual Issy one wasn’t in the shop…

 

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… and I fucking hate it. I don’t want to upset the kids though, so I’m wearing it most days to sort of get it out of the way. This only reinforces my fear of change. Stick to what you know, which in my case is next to fuck all. 
 

I need to get a bottle of the red Lacoste one for old time’s sake. 

I'm reminded of a line from the dectorists 

 

Can you smell the 1990s?

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My greatest successes with women came during the years I stole my Dad’s Brut and got some Hai Karate for Christmas. 
 

Since then I’ve had all sorts of expensive and/or fashionable scents but never repeated that run of success.

 

Make of this what you will. 

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In my experience Anteaus by Chanel was a good knicker wetter. Managed to work quite well. 

 

I went down the local pub like Rik Mayall in Bottom when they get that pheromone spray but with better success. 

 

Chanel Allure is also good but quite powerful. I managed to get two free lapdances off some dancer in a club in Prague because she said I smelt amazing and kept sniffing my neck and chest. 

 

 

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22 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

My greatest successes with women came during the years I stole my Dad’s Brut and got some Hai Karate for Christmas. 
 

Since then I’ve had all sorts of expensive and/or fashionable scents but never repeated that run of success.

 

Make of this what you will. 

The Grafton being closed? 

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I got these for Christmas last year and I think they're boss. Marks and Spencer so not too expensive and Dermot O'Leary seems like a top bloke, so it's a yes from me.

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7 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Grafton being closed? 

Our version of The Grafton was a place called Boland’s Bar. To be fair, I never did that well there, but most of my mates cleaned up (it wasn’t hard, unless you were me).

 

One mate pulled a mother and daughter in there. Once he’d sobered up the next day, he was worried the daughter may not have been of age. The mother, apparently, wasn’t bothered so he soon got over it.

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1 hour ago, Jenson said:

I got these for Christmas last year and I think they're boss. Marks and Spencer so not too expensive and Dermot O'Leary seems like a top bloke, so it's a yes from me.

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Somebody gave me the hair and bodywash part of the range for Xmas . Very nice , but I haven't a fucking clue what Vetiver is.

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1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Lacoste Booster, Chanel Allure and Perfumers Choice No9, these on rotation.

The last one is a good value version of Creed Aventus

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