Top 10 most annoying famous people

[bouncebrigade]

The Question of Sport buffoons:

 

Matt Dawson

Phil Tufnell

 

Grade A bell ends.

[Get Carter]

Piers Morgan - Cunt

Bruce Forsyth - "Not nice to see you" Cunt

Sam Twatterface - "Get your stats right" Cunt

Eamonn Holmes - "Mr Kipling Applie Pie faced" Cunt

Katie Price - "No ones interested" Cunt

Clare Sweeney - "I've got an aparment in Liverpool & a place in Spain aswell ye know" Cunt

John Bishop - "I'm the most scouserest scouse me la" Cunt

David Walliams - "Disturbing looking gay, straight man" Cunt

Nick Grimshaw - "Everything that is wrong with the BBC" Cunt 

Alexander Armstrong - "Pointless, yes you are you smug" Cunt

[Harry Squatter]

John Parrott and Ally McCoist used to piss themselves laughing at the slightest thing each of them said. John Parrott is an unfunny twat and just reminds me of a fella who goes the pub on his own and talks to the barmaid all night using 80's chat up lines.

[Gnasher]

Anyone who appears on the tv program loose women.

[Dr Nowt]

The Question of Sport buffoons:

 

Matt Dawson

Phil Tufnell

 

Grade A bell ends.

Great shout. Always had an irrational hatred of Phil 'Tuffers' Tuffnell. It's a well known fact he's never said a single thing which wasn't hilarious, he's the sort of tit who kisses his mates on the forehead whenever he's pissed and he did a loan company advert for one of the 1000% APR mob that utilised his classic bloke down the pub Everyman appeal by starting with him saying "Loans, ah nah naffink abaaaat loans".

 

Here's an idea then you tiresome fucking pleb, don't accept a handsome windfall to go on television vouching for, and thereby encouraging a particular demographic of already financially fucked people towards, something unscrupulous which you claim you don't even understand.

[Champ]

It's good to let off steam every now & again.

 

I was discussing it with the boy I work with yesterday & thought it would be funny to do a thread on here, I'm still laughing at the post that said Andi Peters.

 

Hitler, Thatcher, Stalin, Hindley, Jack the Ripper and.... Andi Peters.

Nooo! Andi Peters is the only one there you could describe as annoying. I think there are a few stronger words more fitting for the others. I know what you mean, though

[Mook]

Nooo! Andi Peters is the only one there you could describe as annoying. I think there are a few stronger words more fitting for the others. I know what you mean, though

 

I saw Andi Peters on the telly the other morning & he had pink shoes on.

 

Which makes him much worse than Hitler in my book.

 

And they were fucking Nikes.

[Boss]

Andi Peters deserves to be on that list, at least Hitler started off quite well before the whole invasion of the Sudetenland, and mass slaughter of the jewish people thing, Andi Peter's IMDb reads like a historical manuscript of every terrible piece of British Television ever filmed, his production credit's are even worse. 

[Section_31]

Imagine Hitler in the broom cupboard? Got to be worth a page in somebody's book.

[stringvest]

Barbara Windsor. Has the face of a mutilated pug, a voice like a cat being strangled in Plaistow and a laugh like a Vauxhall Nova engine that refuses to start. "Oh but she's got massive tits!" I hear you say. So fucking what, she was the biggest munter in Carry On and is somehow treated as a national treasure.

 

Vanessa Feltz. A real-life Hyacinth Bucket.

 

you're wrong about Feltz imo.  She's actually an agreeable human being.  

[Harry Squatter]

Is Carla Lane still alive?. If she is she needs to be thrown into a vat of acid

[Dougie Do'ins]

I'd like to add Miley fucking Cyrus to the lists. In fact, I'd like to add her to a vat of simmering tramps vomit and dog shit and watch the bitch drown. Id throw her arl fella

In too just for good measure. Cilla Black is in there too with that other silverware scouse glory hunting twat Tarby. Ken Dodd and Bishop are also going in followed by Kev Seed, Rossy, and Harrington. Oh and Joe Anderson is also in.

[Harry Squatter]

What about Sinbad?. Has he got some photos of the owners of the Royal Court noncing up a load of young lads?. He's in every shite professional Scouser play that's shown there.

[KMD7]

Jack Whitehall

Phil Jupitus

Kerry Katona

Katie Price

Noel Edmonds

Cheryl Cole

Jeremy Kyle (probably qualifies for a lot worse than just annoying but fuck him)

Carol McGiffin

Robbie Fucking Williams

Jonathan Wilkes (barely famous but a total cunt)

[Remmie]

Alex Zane

Zane Lowe

Russell Kane

Lee Mack

Any identikit interchangeable presenter on E4

Sara Cox

Richard Littlejohn

Mike Tyson

Rihanna

Seamus in WWE

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Jack Whitehall

Phil Jupitus

Kerry Katona

Katie Price

Noel Edmonds

Cheryl Cole

Jeremy Kyle (probably qualifies for a lot worse than just annoying but fuck him)

Carol McGiffin

Robbie Fucking Williams

Jonathan Wilkes (barely famous but a total cunt)

Negged for Phil Jupitus.

[KMD7]

Negged for Phil Jupitus.

 

 

Don't find him the least bit funny to the point when I get annoyed when I see him on tv.  I'll take the neg though as he's a decent sort besides

[Stickman]

 

I really don't think I'd get tired of smacking this fat fuck's face.....

 

Oh and throw in Jason Manford as well

[VladimirIlyich]

God,I'm well out of the loop.

I havent heard of a lot of these people so couldnt even get annoyed with them anyway.

Almost nothing goes on my telly that I cannot tolerate and for the rest there is the internet.

[Section_31]

 

I really don't think I'd get tired of smacking this fat fuck's face.....

 

Oh and throw in Jason Manford as well

 

Two great shouts. When you do work experience in a shop, there's always someone who looks and acts like Manford working in the warehouse. An aspiring Peter Kay, I can't think of anything worse.

[Mook]

Has anyone mentioned Jessie J yet?

 

She was on the telly going on about being 'a 26 year old woman' this morning with her face like a broken laptop, she looks about 50.

 

The fucking twat.

[Boss]

This unfunny prick.

 

[Dr Nowt]

Ed Byrne and the bald one on MTW who equates volume and his tone of voice with being funny. 

 

Admittedly they are pretty much contained to that one programme whereas others like the cracker Boss has pulled out above are spreading.

[Jairzinho]

[Dr Nowt]

Who the fuck is she and why has she stolen Ronnie Corbett's teeth?