Top 10 most annoying famous people

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

No James Corden? WTF is wrong with you?

I don't hate him like the others. he's a tit but far less annoying. 

4 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

But he found room for Richard Ayoade. Stig's a proper wrong'un.

 

Ayoade is a fucking cunt and so is anyone who doesn't agree 

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Who is this?

That cunt dan wooton 

[Tony Moanero]

I can’t stand this pretentious dick-head. 

 

 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

I can’t stand this pretentious dick-head. 

 

 

Tits though innit.

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, Elite said:

Tits though innit.

I don’t find her sexy at all, she just winds me up something rotten. I’d rather look at James Martin’s tits.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I don’t find her sexy at all, she just winds me up something rotten. I’d rather look at James Martin’s tits.

She was a pure minx back in the day, still would now to be honest.

 

Deffo a bit annoying though, I'll agree on that.

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

No James Corden? WTF is wrong with you?

My top ten are all James Corden.

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

My top ten are all James Corden.

I'd say I hate him more than Phillip Schofield but less than Dan Wootton. A trio of absolute cunts though. 

 

Actually add Eamon Holmes to that as well.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

I'd say I hate him more than Phillip Schofield but less than Dan Wootton. A trio of absolute cunts though. 

 

Actually add Eamon Holmes to that as well.

Forgot abut that cunt 

[General Dryness]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

I'd say I hate him more than Phillip Schofield but less than Dan Wootton. A trio of absolute cunts though. 

 

Actually add Eamon Holmes to that as well.

I havent had much exposure to this Wootton knobend, ironic that he's a kiwi.

 

I've had a read through his career on Wikipedia, and it appears that he is quite a bad twat. So apologies on behalf of my adopted homeland for inflicting this shitstain upon you.

[Kepler-186]

Air Vice Marshall Sir Keith Park,  and Charles Upham VC and Bar negate any cuntery from the likes of Wooton who’s just a shill. Plus isn’t Neil Finn from Crowded House a Red? 

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I havent had much exposure to this Wootton knobend, ironic that he's a kiwi.

 

I've had a read through his career on Wikipedia, and it appears that he is quite a bad twat. So apologies on behalf of my adopted homeland for inflicting this shitstain upon you.

YouTube him, he's a fucking horrible cunt.  He has a self-righteous, condescending smirk all the time. Hopefully he upsets the mongrels at some point, they'd teach him a lesson in manners.

 

 

[Kepler-186]

1 minute ago, Kepler-186 said:

Air Vice Marshall Sir Keith Park,  and Charles Upham VC and Bar negate any cuntery from the likes of Wooton who’s just a shill. Plus isn’t Neil Finn from Crowded House a Red? 

@General Dryness meant to reply to you, bro! 

[General Dryness]

5 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

@General Dryness meant to reply to you, bro! 

Haha no worries mate. Not sure re Neil Finn, he seems a decent bloke so he could well be a red.

[KMD7]

29 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

My top ten are all James Corden.

The only correct answer. 

[Tony Moanero]

Mark Heyes. Fashion journalist who appears on Lorraine Kelly’s programme. He looks an absolute dick in everything he wears.

 

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Mark Heyes. Fashion journalist who appears on Lorraine Kelly’s programme. He looks an absolute dick in everything he wears.

 

The definition of 'you can't polish a turd'.

 

You see it all the time with ugly blokes walking around with their hair all spiked and earrings. 

[Tony Moanero]

My current top 10:

 

1. Toyah Willcox - Say no more!

2. Nigella Lawson - Pretentious twat.

3. Ed Sheeran. Fortunately, I’ve only heard about two of his songs. His shitty little beard winds me up.

4. John Torode - Smugger and more irritating than Gregg Wallace.

5. Melanie Chisholm - Comes across as a proper dick-head on Celebrity Gogglebox. I can’t bear it when she breaks into song. 

6. Janet Street-Porter - Horrible voice, makes me want to take her teeth out and rearrange them.

7. Mark Heyes - Should completely shave his head and have a little line tattooed on top of it.

8. Stacey Dooley - Her voice goes right through me.

9. Gemma Winter (Coronation Street character) - She might be sound in real life, but I can’t bear this character. Whiny and shouty. I wish they’d write her out of it.

10. Paul Winter (brother of Gemma) - Again, he’s probably fine in real life, but he’s as wooden as fuck. Has a nose like someone has flattened it with a shovel.

 

[Section_31]

Love the way being a Liverpool fan gets you at least a parial exemption from being a cunt.

 

What about that Auschwitz camp commander Rudolph Hoess.

 

Yeah red tho.

 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

My current top 10

 

1. Toyah Willcox - Say no more!

2. Nigella Lawson - Prententious twat.

3. John Torode - Smugger and more irritating than Gregg Wallace.

4. Melanie Chisholm - Comes across as a little dick-head on Celebrity Gogglebox. I can’t bear it when she breaks into song. 

5. Janet Street-Porter - Horrible voice, makes me want to take her teeth out and rearrange them.

6. Mark Heyes - Should completely shave his head and have a little line tattooed on top of it.

7. Stacey Dooley - Her voice goes right through me.

8.Gemma Winter (Coronation Street character) - She might be sound in real life, but I can’t bear this character. Whiny and shouty. I wish they’d write her out of it.

9. Paul Winter (brother of Gemma) - Again,  he’s probably fine in real life, but he’s as wooden as fuck. Has a nose like someone has flattened it with a shovel.

 

John Torode is a proper wanker, agreed on that. 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

52 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

My current top 10:

 

1. Toyah Willcox - Say no more!

2. Nigella Lawson - Pretentious twat.

3. Ed Sheeran. Fortunately, I’ve only heard about two of his songs. His shitty little beard winds me up.

4. John Torode - Smugger and more irritating than Gregg Wallace.

5. Melanie Chisholm - Comes across as a proper dick-head on Celebrity Gogglebox. I can’t bear it when she breaks into song. 

6. Janet Street-Porter - Horrible voice, makes me want to take her teeth out and rearrange them.

7. Mark Heyes - Should completely shave his head and have a little line tattooed on top of it.

8. Stacey Dooley - Her voice goes right through me.

9. Gemma Winter (Coronation Street character) - She might be sound in real life, but I can’t bear this character. Whiny and shouty. I wish they’d write her out of it.

10. Paul Winter (brother of Gemma) - Again, he’s probably fine in real life, but he’s as wooden as fuck. Has a nose like someone has flattened it with a shovel.

 

Repped for Stacey Dooley.

[Chris]

Plenty of these lists are just people on rubbish British television. Coronation Street characters? The fuck you expect? 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

49 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Love the way being a Liverpool fan gets you at least a parial exemption from being a cunt.

 

What about that Auschwitz camp commander Rudolph Hoess.

 

Yeah red tho.

 

I'm the opposite. If I find out a bit of a bellend is a red I hate them even more. It's like seeing British people abroad, they just reflect badly on the rest of us.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I'm the opposite. If I find out a bit of a bellend is a red I hate them even more. It's like seeing British people abroad, they just reflect badly on the rest of us.

One word - Captain Turdseye 

[Creator Supreme]

14 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I'm the opposite. If I find out a bit of a bellend is a red I hate them even more. It's like seeing British people abroad, they just reflect badly on the rest of us.

See also Barlow, Gary; Howard, Michael; Owen, Mark!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Love the way being a Liverpool fan gets you at least a parial exemption from being a cunt.

 

What about that Auschwitz camp commander Rudolph Hoess.

 

Yeah red tho.

 

I can't bring myself to give Michael Howard or Chris de Burgh a pass. And, of course, the aforementioned Wool Chisholm sold her arse to the Scum, so she can eat my log.