Top 10 most annoying famous people

[Section_31]

Knew a bloke who worked on his radio show and said he was an uber cunt

[Jairzinho]

I occasionally watch bits of that program on youtube and he's almost as much of a narcissistic as Jeremy Vine. Cutting people off mid sentence so that he can listen to his own voice saying absolutely nothing of value. 

 

Why are the majority of BBC presenters such utter, utter cunts? 

[Mook]

Ronan Keating, insincere, fake toothed, cheesy singing, Magic Radio, life is a rollercoaster fucking cunt.

 

Fuck off.

[Elite]

Ronan Keating, insincere, fake toothed, cheesy singing, Magic Radio, life is a rollercoaster fucking cunt.

 

Fuck off.

You've just got a ride it's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your boss I mean.

[easytoslip]

You've just got a ride it's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Your boss I mean.

Your mean it's bollocks, I think its quite a thoughtful recording by Ronan , weirdo.

[Stickman]

Freddie (fucking) Flintoff.

Used to love him as a cricketer but I'm sick to death of seeing him on pop up on every shit advert, shit TV shows and anything else he can get his dopey face on.

And now I've just read that he's remaking the old World Cup song of 1970 Back Home with that other annoying gobshite Ricky Wilson....

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

And why does the cunt think he can sing?

 

 

I'll add the plastic tits, Botox filled slapper Carol Vorderman. " I've had no plastic surgery " yes Carol, and neither has Katie Price.

Supposed to be a maths guru yet won't accept people putting 2+2 together.

 

I wouldn't. She'd be too taut to tango!

[sir roger]

Freddie (fucking) Flintoff.

Used to love him as a cricketer but I'm sick to death of seeing him on pop up on every shit advert, shit TV shows and anything else he can get his dopey face on.

And now I've just read that he's remaking the old World Cup song of 1970 Back Home with that other annoying gobshite Ricky Wilson....

 

 

It's even worse than that , it's a 're-working' of Ra Ra Rasputin by Boney M.

 

I like Freddie but like you say he has become a real media whore , although I didn't mind the fish and chip van show with his mate.

[Mook]

This cunt is getting right on my tits at the moment...

 

[Section_31]

JK Rowling. Wrote books that the word 'derivative' was invented for and this somehow qualifies her to comment on everything from Brexit and the Labour leadership.

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

This cunt is getting right on my tits at the moment...

 

I think I pulled her in Chicago Rock.

[Elite]

21 minutes ago, Mook said:

This cunt is getting right on my tits at the moment...

 

He's a good looking bloke to be fair.  Gave Khaleesi a good rattling as well.

[Mook]

20 minutes ago, Elite said:

He's a good looking bloke to be fair.  Gave Khaleesi a good rattling as well.

It's not his looks that bother me, have you seen him getting interviewed? He comes across as a right fanny & he was on Graham Norton the other night with half mast keks, no socks & slip on shoes.

 

I think the long hair, the beard & the muscles make up for the complete charisma bypass for a lot of people but I'm not having it, the boy's a tit.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

This cunt is getting right on my tits at the moment...

 

Did you see him on Graham Norton on Friday? Proper weird cunt. Had shoes on with no socks as well. Kept getting touchy feely with one of the other guests (That Dame Darcy bird off strictly). Handsome bugger i'll give him that but an absolute crank. Khaleesi didn't let him bang her for his personality I am telling you. 

[Champ]

10 hours ago, Mook said:

This cunt is getting right on my tits at the moment...

 

Is it FG?

[Stickman]

22 hours ago, Section_31 said:

JK Rowling. Wrote books that the word 'derivative' was invented for and this somehow qualifies her to comment on everything from Brexit and the Labour leadership.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

23 hours ago, Mook said:

This cunt is getting right on my tits at the moment...

 

Who the fuck is it?

[Remmie]

Khal Drogo/aqua man. 

 

There is a high chance your missus fancies him

[Tony Moanero]

Never heard of the cunt. Safe to say my wife wouldn’t fancy him. She hates facial hair and would say his hair needed a good combing. What’s going on with his eyebrow? Is that a scar or has he deliberately shaved a slit into it?

[Dr Nowt]

Can’t believe I’ll never do the Tony’s ma/Tony’s wife double.

[Dr Nowt]

Can’t believe I’ll never do the Tony’s ma/Tony’s wife double.

[Dr Nowt]

Oh, I just did.

[Tony Moanero]

17 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Can’t believe I’ll never do the Tony’s ma/Tony’s wife double.

Ha ha. Mate, I’ve got facial hair to keep my wife at bay. Male equivalent of “I’ve got a headache”

[Section_31]

Cliff Richard. Never paid him much mind until all this business with the BBC and the police, now he's on telly every day talking about it, usually while fitting it around publicity for his new album. It must be in the court agreement that he gets loads of free airtime, usually including Gloria Hunniford talking about what a nice man he is. 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Cliff Richard. Never paid him much mind until all this business with the BBC and the police, now he's on telly every day talking about it, usually while fitting it around publicity for his new album. It must be in the court agreement that he gets loads of free airtime, usually including Gloria Hunniford talking about what a nice man he is. 

Yeah he's annoying as fuck. Gloria Hunniford is like the teacher in Donnie Darko who is convinced Jim Cunningham isn't a nonce despite overwhelming evidence.