Top 10 most annoying famous people

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Martin Lewis does my head in.

 

"If you've got a credit card STOP! You may be able to get cheaper interest rates by shopping around."

 

Yeah thanks for that.

[Harry Squatter]

Martin Lewis does my head in.

"If you've got a credit card STOP! You may be able to get cheaper interest rates by shopping around."

Yeah thanks for that.

Couple of one's of his I've seen recently:

 

Look. If you've got Virgin and are paying 130 quid a month ring them up or move to sky

 

Only get a tenner out the cash machine because if you get thirty quid out you are more inclined to spend it.

 

Turn the heating off when you go on holiday for 2 weeks

[Harry Squatter]

Apparently the two women in that Nationwide advert have been receiving death threats. Bet it was Mook.

[Elite]

Martin Lewis does my head in.

 

"If you've got a credit card STOP! You may be able to get cheaper interest rates by shopping around."

 

Yeah thanks for that.

Dave Allen (boxer, not the comedian) does a podcast with Dean Edwards whose a bit of a celebrity chef on This Morning, etc. Anyway, Edwards said that Martin Lewis is a renowned tightarse within the ITV studios, he'll even put vinegar in the bottle to get the last drop of tomato ketchup out.

[Trumo]

Dave Allen (boxer, not the comedian) does a podcast with Dean Edwards whose a bit of a celebrity chef on This Morning, etc. Anyway, Edwards said that Martin Lewis is a renowned tightarse within the ITV studios, he'll even put vinegar in the bottle to get the last drop of tomato ketchup out.

 

To be fair, the standard on there is such that a potato waffle sandwich can be considered haute cuisine.

[Harry Squatter]

Phillip Schofield. He's never off ITV.

[Elite]

Phillip Schofield. He's never off ITV.

I hate the way it's become cool to think everything him and Willoughby do is 'Hilarious'.

 

Speaking of Holly, she's never off the TV as well is she? Manages to have a child she must barely see every few years though.

[Harry Squatter]

Yes but Holly has big tits so it's OK.

[Champ]

I hate the way it's become cool to think everything him and Willoughby do is 'Hilarious'.

Speaking of Holly, she's never off the TV as well is she? Manages to have a child she must barely see every few years though.

Like many men who work long hours too

[Elite]

Like many men who work long hours too

True but she doesn't need too, she could do This Morning and that'd be that but she does about another 5 shows on top.

[Champ]

True but she doesn't need too, she could do This Morning and that'd be that but she does about another 5 shows on top.

That's the feminist in me calling out the double standards...

 

but in reality it killed me working when my kids were young

[Elite]

That's the feminist in me calling out the double standards...

 

but in reality it killed me working when my kids were young

I don't mean to sound sexist but can't imagine my missus spending that much time away from our children especially my 1 year old. Fathers most certainly have their place but children need their mothers, it's the most natural thing in the world.

[Mook]

Cunt

 

[Mook]

Jessie J, just heard one of her songs in a shopping centre on my way to work. I can't make up my mind what's more annoying her face or her fucking voice.

 

[cloggypop]

Doesn't she only have one song? I've certainly only heard one.

[Mook]

Doesn't she only have one song? I've certainly only heard one.

 

She should have & it should be an instrumental.

[Anny Road]

Everyone on BBC Breakfast. Except Naga and Steph of course.

 

Everyone is always so fucking happy and chatty. It’s always ace and lovely. Noone is having a shit day. Same boring chit chat.

Even Carols tits are getting smaller. She needs to fuck the jogging off.

[Stickman]

Everyone on BBC Breakfast. Except Naga and Steph of course.

 

Everyone is always so fucking happy and chatty. It’s always ace and lovely. Noone is having a shit day. Same boring chit chat.

Even Carols tits are getting smaller. She needs to fuck the jogging off.

 

 

Talking of BBC Breakfast I can't stand this little cunt ( MIke Bushell)  and by little I think he's about 5ft.

Every Saturday he has a go at some sport of which he is always shit at, you just know at school he would have been pudding or beef when picking sides for that sport that can't be mentioned.

 

[Anny Road]

Whilst I totally agree with you about that twat as he is top of the happy chat brigade I have no fucking clue what this pudding or beef is you speak of.

[Stickman]

Whilst I totally agree with you about that twat as he is top of the happy chat brigade I have no fucking clue what this pudding or beef is you speak of.

 

I guess it's of a certain generation...

It's when you pick sides for f*****ll with your mates and you're always left with the two shittest players...Hence one would go "puddin and one would go beef" then you'd pick.

Suppose it was a way of not hurting their feelings... 

[Anny Road]

I guess it's of a certain generation...

It's when you pick sides for f*****ll with your mates and you're always left with the two shittest players...Hence one would go "puddin and one would go beef" then you'd pick.

Suppose it was a way of not hurting their feelings...

 

Hurting their feelings? You must have been at a different school than me.

Usually the first words out when picking teams would be baggsy not Jimmy the mong. Fuck as Jimmy joined your team.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Pudding and Cake had a different connotation.

[sir roger]

We used to do the 'pudding & beef' thing but with everyone of roughly similar ability pairing off & then all the 'puddings' were one team, to keep the sides well matched.

 

Before Anny Road thinks we were posh though , our main game was 'Out' , basically form a circle interlinking arms and then kick a tennis ball around & anybody who was struck between knee and chin by the ball got their heads kicked in. All good character building stuff.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Talking of BBC Breakfast I can't stand this little cunt ( MIke Bushell)  and by little I think he's about 5ft.

Every Saturday he has a go at some sport of which he is always shit at, you just know at school he would have been pudding or beef when picking sides for that sport that can't be mentioned.

 

 

He actually thinks people are laughing with him,

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/commonwealth-games/43723655

 

BBC Breakfast's Bushell slips into pool mid-interview

• 11 Apr 2018
• From the sectionCommonwealth Games

BBC Breakfast's Mike Bushell's interview with a group of England's swimmers, including Adam Peaty, takes a turn for the worse as he accidentally falls in the pool.

[Trumo]

Owen Wilson. I don't hate him, but he doesn't appear to have changed at all for over 20 years now. He still looks, talks and acts exactly the same as he did back then. Most of his film roles (plus the sofa advert I've just seen which prompted this post) consist of him playing the exact same character, a bit like Vince Vaughn, although Vince Vaughn does sometimes change up his appearance if not his performances.