Top 10 most annoying famous people

[General Dryness]

Had to Google the little cunt, I'd forgotten about him since he was born. By the looks of the pictures he's bumming that Chloe Grace Moretz.

 

If he has his dad's brains and his mums talent, he'll go fucking nowhere.

[Section_31]

Brooklyn Beckham's book of photography was published by Random House and was roundly panned for being shit. These were some of the images in it, truly outstanding shitness.

 

 

[Special K]

Brooklyn Beckham's book of photography was published by Random House and was roundly panned for being shit. These were some of the images in it, truly outstanding shitness.

 

 

He got a fucking book out of it!!!???

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Well he has something in common with David Bailey, they were both named after bridges.

[Mook]

How the fuck is an elephant hard to photograph? Does he think he's the first person to try to get a picture of the massive, slow bastards or something.

 

What next, 'Here's the Taj Mahal, I could only get one wee bit of the roof though.'?

[Geoff Woade]

If anyone wants to spend their time developing a new intense hatred of someone, look up Will Smith’s kids. Jayden and Willow. To put it politely they are ‘mildly cretinous’

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[Mook]

If anyone wants to spend their time developing a new intense hatred of someone, look up Will Smith’s kids. Jayden and Willow. To put it politely they are ‘mildly cretinous’

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That's right up my street that sort of thing.

[Dr Nowt]

His photography book was called ‘What I See’.

 

What a fucking mind the lad has.

[Dr Nowt]

Presumably walks round with slimy eyes gummed up by conjunctivitis, based on those pictures.

[Jairzinho]

Does look like he may well be capable of counting to potato.

[Section_31]

He got a fucking book out of it!!!???

 

One of the pics which I can't find is of a leaf and it says something like 'there was a butterfly here a second earlier but it flew off'.

 

Amazing stuff.

[Dr Nowt]

Read the other day he’s scooping the official photographer gig for some Spice Girls reunion - Inception level cultural atrocities, not even going to start on that - at a rumoured fee of 8 figures upwards.

 

May just be press talk, but would usurp even Whitehall being a well-paid comedian for services to nepotism.

[torahboy]

Brooklyn Beckham's book of photography was published by Random House and was roundly panned for being shit. These were some of the images in it, truly outstanding shitness.

 

 

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The caption on that second shot says '......it's out of focus but you can see there is a lot going on'. That's what sells it for him- 'It's not good but you know what it's meant to be'.

[Jairzinho]

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The caption on that second shot says '......it's out of focus but you can see there is a lot going on'. That's what sells it for him- 'It's not good but you know what it's meant to be'.

That's tremendous, to be fair. Like an electrician wiring your telly to his cock and then saying with a straight face "Yeah, but let's just think about if I hadn't done that. Would have been sound, no?"

 

Can't fault his gall.

 

Imagine the sort of humans that bought it. My word.

[SasaS]

Has anybody already thought of making a pop-culture style album cover in the Sgt. Pepper style, only with just the people like Brooklyn Beckham, Paris Hilton, Osbourne children, people who have no other talent other then just being famous for being famous?

[ZonkoVille77]

Those photos look like they were taken by a amphetamine riddled Octopus, in the sky, hanging off an Airbus 318 wing, getting his tentacles electrocuted. Truly astonishing shitness.

[Section_31]

That's tremendous, to be fair. Like an electrician wiring your telly to his cock and then saying with a straight face "Yeah, but let's just think about if I hadn't done that. Would have been sound, no?"

 

Can't fault his gall.

 

Imagine the sort of humans that bought it. My word.

To be fair I think it's like that with a lot of people who are born into success. Literally people want to put his name on something and probably won't take a no for an answer.

 

Was like when Colleen Rooney first turned up. They slapped her name on clothing labels and all sorts and tried to turn her into a TV presenter but she had all the presence of a human fart.

[rubble-rouser]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2017/jun/29/not-brooklyns-finest-whos-to-blame-for-beckham-jrs-photo-debacle

 

His genetic lack of talent is hardly surprising, but he has no excuse for having a face like a lost sardine.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

If young Mr Beckham is thinking fuck me, I'm taking this publisher for a mug just as they're taking the idiots that buy it for ride, then ok.

If however as I suspect he thinks he actually has talent then that's another thing all together.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

At least Brooklyn Beckham is a talentless cunt trading on the name of someone he's related to in order to flog a book of shite.

 

This monstrosity, on the other hand, is uncalled for.  As I recall, she gave interviews at the time she was touting this, in which she admitted she knew fuck all about football and had never met David Beckham.  There are two names in the title and literally nobody thought "Ooh, Julie Burchill!  I like her; I think I'll buy that.

 

[Stickman]

Seeing as AoT has mentioned her it's as good as moment as any to put her on here as she is a cunt of epic proportion's and while we are at it her ex is an even bigger one.

Fuck me that was literally a marriage made in hell

 

[General Dryness]

Had to look her up. Even In a world chock full to the brim with bellends, she does stand out somewhat doesn't she.

[sir roger]

Gave hundreds of thousands to charity to be fair , no chance of that Tory, Sun writing t*** Parsons doing that.

 

He is literatures equivalent of Jamiroquai, re-writing the same book over and over.

[stringvest]

Burchill and Parsons.  They were fucking bad enough when they wrote for the NME.  Both attention seeking cunts since their teens.  They were the first 'famous people' I despised.  I remember thinking it was a weird feeling.  Now, of course. it's par.

[Dr Nowt]