Top 10 most annoying famous people

[Champ]

You are just a horrible human. How dare you.

I like their championing of traditional British cooking but I can't bear them

[Mook]

Billy Connolly ?! Fuck you

He's an old man, mate, take it easy.

[Champ]

He's an old man, mate, take it easy.

An old up his own arse, social climbing man, if we're being honest.

 

Sorry, Stig

[Boss]

Some of those already mentioned seem too hateful or dangerous to be merely annoying. And

I would have struggled to know who to leave out if we were allowed to include that certain sport.

In no particular order

 

Jim White

Dominic Littlewood

Gloria Hunniford

Helen Skelton

David Haye

The Hairy Bikers (2)

John Humphreys

Anne Robinson

Alan Sugar

 

Hmm interesting, why do you hate David Haye Champ?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I like their championing of traditional British cooking but I can't bear them

I love Si, I think he's a reet top lad, liiiike.

[dickie mint]

An old up his own arse, social climbing man, if we're being honest.

Sorry, Stig

An old up his own arse, social climbing man, if we're being honest.

Sorry, Stig

 

 

You've summed him up superbly.

[Trumo]

There are 3 groups of celebrities I basically hate:

 

1 - screechy, flamboyant cunts that just won't shut the fuck up yet have nothing important or interesting to say. Case in point - Jack Whitehall. I hadn't seen or heard off this fucking oxygen thief until he did the 'Star In a Reasonably Priced Car' segment on Top Gear. Before he'd even uttered a word, I thought "here's a cunt and a half". They're on pretty much everything these days.

 

2 - people who revel in their own twattishness and ignorance, yet are constantly given a public platform with which to show this off. For example, Fearne Cotton or any twat that goes on reality TV to become famous. "Oh my god right, I just totally flushed my iPhone down the bog. But I was so pissed blah blah fucking blah". Fuck off.

 

3 - publicity whores, such as Katie Price. I want to say Peter Andre to a slightly lesser extent but he's made some fucking awful music so doesn't get away lightly either. I don't read celebrity magazines or follow celebrity gossip but you can't avoid it as it's taken over pretty much every platform of publicity, but I've noticed that whenever there is a little snippet of a sob story from Andre or just something about his new show/project/whatever shit he wants us to know is occupying his time, the blonde cum bucket will be on the publicity treadmill sharpish to tell us about how she's about to about to marry some other thick fucking shitstain that her disabled son gets to call Daddy. Or about to drop another unfortunate sprog onto the world. Or about some past rape/drug/fraud ordeal that she's somehow neglected to mention in any of her numerous autobiographies.

[Champ]

Hmm interesting, why do you hate David Haye Champ?

As I said at the top, these aren't people I hate just people that make me want to switch channels to get away from them.

He's not alone in this but I just find that showboating bravado boxing nonsense more than a bit embarrassing in grown men

[Champ]

I love Si, I think he's a reet top lad, liiiike.

You're just teasing me now. He's the one I really can't be doing with. I bet he describes himself as 'mad' as well

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You're just teasing me now. He's the one I really can't be doing with. I bet he describes himself as 'mad' as well

You're just mean. He's ace. Did you ever watch that thing where they were trying to lose weight?

[A Red]

Yes, Si is a knob. Dave is the star of the show.

[Bjornebye]

Billy Connolly is great.

[A Red]

Connolly is mates with Tarby, Parky etc. That says it all

[Trumo]

How has this smug cunt not been mentioned yet?

 

 

(I might need more categories.)

 

EDIT: Hairy Bikers are sound.

[Champ]

Connolly is mates with Tarby, Parky etc. That says it all

You forgot to mention Prince Charles

[Boss]

You're just mean. He's ace. Did you ever watch that thing where they were trying to lose weight?

 

Haha i've got the book.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Haha i've got the book, i bought it in the charity shop.

He was reet humble on that show. It couldn't help but love wor round little geordie all that little bit extra.

[Guest Super Sub]

You forgot to mention Prince Charles

Prince Charles is fooking boss!

[Boss]

He was reet humble on that show. It couldn't help but love wor round little geordie all that little bit extra.

 

I've got it here in my hand, it's the pair of them with their bellies photoshopped out, smiling, like a malevolent medieval version of Ant and Dec. I bought it for the pastry's.

[A Red]

I must admit i did like the one they did about losing weight. It got me into cutting out bread and eating wraps

[Stouffer]

Suprised there's not more shouts for Kay Burley or Adam Boulton.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Ricky Gervais.

 

I despise this gurning twat.

[Preston Red]

James Corden

James Naisbitt (that Northern Irish gobshite, because I don't know if I've spelt his name right....)

Russell Howard

Nick Grimshaw

Katie Price

Bruno Mars

Kanye West

Any Essex/Big Brother shithouse

Bruce Forsythe

Louis Walsh

 

I would've put Kelvin Mackenzie but, in my world, shitheads like him aren't famous for discernible talents. They're just skidmarks in the underpants of humanity.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

a malevolent medieval version of Ant and Dec.

Hahaha.

[Boss]

The universe saw fit to eradicate it's most annoying celebrity.