Top 10 most annoying famous people

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Concurred, one smug little fucker him.

Wouldn't you be though? Little

ugly ginger Cunt whose worth about 200 million quid and managed to shag Rita Ora and Nicole Sherzinger 

[Stickman]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

Bill Oddie.

 

Bit harsh on Bill I always got the impression he was a bit of a goodie...

 

And generous too

 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Wouldn't you be though? Little

ugly ginger Cunt whose worth about 200 million quid and managed to shag Rita Ora and Nicole Sherzinger 

Pretty sure he had a dabble on Taylor Swift also, the jammy get.

[Stouffer]

Big Taylor eh, you'd know you have been in a ruck if you'd dabbled with her.

[Creator Supreme]

Big Narstie and Mo Gilligan! About as funny as Chlamydia!

 

Also that cunt in Stath lets flats, and his stupid show as well! That won a BAFTA? Was it a prize in a fucking tombola?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Emily Atack. Talentless and everywhere. Must be shagging someone to get her own show. 
Ashley Banjo. Fuck off. Pumped up body popper.

 

 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Emily Atack. Talentless and everywhere. Must be shagging someone to get her own show. 
Ashley Banjo. Fuck off. Pumped up body popper.

 

 

The highlight of her career was shagging Will in The Inbetweeners.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

36 minutes ago, Elite said:

The highlight of her career was shagging Will in The Inbetweeners.

Watched her show for a few minutes and she is to comedy what Harold Shipman was to Geriatric Care. Murderous.

[Creator Supreme]

Emily Atack is truly awful. Her only talent is having big tits, another one who should be filed away in that Area 51 warehouse in Indiana Jones in the "Not Fucking Funny!" section.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Emily Atack is truly awful. Her only talent is having big tits, another one who should be filed away in that Area 51 warehouse in Indiana Jones in the "Not Fucking Funny!" section.

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

If that was her whole shtick fine, but she's selling herself as a comedian, and she just fucking isn't. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Remember her coming out of I’m a Celebrity all natural and this is how I’ll keep it, body positive etc etc. Next appearance caked in make-up. 

[Boss]

After watching Chris Eubank eat a KFC bargain bucket for the first time, there's an opportunity to send him around the country trying the GF's various abominations on the cooked breakfast thread. That would be - in his words - stupendous.

[Elite]

5 hours ago, Boss said:

After watching Chris Eubank eat a KFC bargain bucket for the first time, there's an opportunity to send him around the country trying the GF's various abominations on the cooked breakfast thread. That would be - in his words - stupendous.

He shouldn't be in this thread.

 

Not a fan of the saying but he actually is a national treasure.

 

[Special K]

12 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Was never down with the Ed Sheeran hate, seemed too much of a low hanging fruit and to be fair seems genuinely talented.

 

But he's deffo moved into my crosshairs lately, seems to have gotten more cocky and just comes across like Jamie Oliver with a banjo. "Oooh I'm an average bloke just chilling out with my mates", and all his mates are called Zach and have blue hair, and they basically just go to his house and listen to him play in exchange for food and alcohol.

 

He was Jonathan Ross the other week in his own pub that he'd built in his garden to pass the time in lockdown, as you do, I mean an actual pub, not s shed dressed up like one. A pub for him and his many Zachs to listen to tales of how he met Robert De Niro once who told him he likes his music.

 

 

Did an front page exclusive with The S*n recently too. Cunt

[KMD7]

Fuck Ed Sheeran. 

[Boss]

3 hours ago, Elite said:

He shouldn't be in this thread.

 

Not a fan of the saying but he actually is a national treasure.

 

 

Agreed. I should've posted that in the breakfast thread. 

[Tony Moanero]

Colin the Caterpillar is a prick. The Very Hungry Caterpillar would kick ten barrels of shit out of him.

[Section_31]

Pointless accent on legs, drink-sodden simpleton cunt 

 

"Freddie Flintoff has branded Roger Moore's James Bond character a 'creepy old bloke'.

The former cricket star and Top Gear presenter, 43, recently rewatched some of the old 007 films, but has told that now some of the men are the kind 'you'd warn your daughter about'."

[littletedwest]

Is he aware that James bond isn't real? And if he was he wouldn't be in Blackburn or wherever the fuck 

[nimrod]

On 10/01/2019 at 16:54, Remmie said:

Valerie was a Zutons song! Now that does wind me up, she did a shite cover and everyone thinks it's her song

Steve Winwood covered it, Hmmm.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Pointless accent on legs, drink-sodden simpleton cunt 

 

"Freddie Flintoff has branded Roger Moore's James Bond character a 'creepy old bloke'.

The former cricket star and Top Gear presenter, 43, recently rewatched some of the old 007 films, but has told that now some of the men are the kind 'you'd warn your daughter about'."

But he doesn’t mind trying to replicate Jeremy Clarkson? He’s still pissed from the 2005 ashes the fucking wool 

[Mook]

Sunday Brunch is on and Miles Kane is making a strong case for a top 10 spot, what a fucking cunt he is.

[cloggypop]

Miles Kane is a bad Birkenhead blert

[Section_31]

Whatever Joe Swash pays his agent isn't enough, the guy will never need a real job. Every time you turn on the telly, celebrity bake off, celebrity pottery, celebrity catch phrase, celebrity enemas, celebrity I remember the 90s. Omnipresent, as though the holy ghost was put in a blender with a rash and one of Fagan's least intelligent pick pockets.