So what car do you drive?

[stringvest]

A black SLK R170. It's ace fun.

Enjoy it while it lasts mate. When your hairdresser friend gets back and sees the miles you've put on it, she'll be furious

 

[Redder Lurtz]

Enjoy it while it lasts mate. When your hairdresser friend gets back and sees the miles you've put on it, she'll be furious

 

Yadda yadda yadda

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Enjoy it while it lasts mate. When your hairdresser friend gets back and sees the miles you've put on it, she'll be furious

It's certainly an interesting way to come out to the forum.

 

[stringvest]

Sex on wheels.  I think we all know what type of sex we're talking here.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Anal fisting is right, Stringers.

[Redder Lurtz]

Mine's black.

 

 

I think that one up there is called 'screaming woofter yellow'.

 

To be fair I'd not have bought any other colour than black.

[Jairzinho]

A shot from inside Lurtz' car -

 

[stringvest]

I like it.  Particularly the 'driving shoes'.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

To be fair I'd not have bought any other colour than black.

Racist. Also...

 

[RoboRiise]

Careful, at this rate he will be trading it in for something more macho.  Like an MX-5.

[stringvest]

Lurtzy is now Penelope Pitstop.

[General Dryness]

Careful, at this rate he will be trading it in for something more macho.  Like an MX-5.

 

And all this time I thought Lurtz was a bloke. You live and learn, eh?

[VladimirIlyich]

A Skoda?

[markcd]

So, new job coming up and new car choices to go with it.

 

I quite fancy a SUV as I'm getting a bit bored with saloons and the missus objects to coupe's however a lot of my daily driving will be around a city that makes London look easy for driving and parking and your average SUV is a complete pain in the arse.

 

So big question, is the Range Rover Evoque a car that will make me look like a big girl's blouse? Or can a man over 40 get away with driving one?

 

I tested an Evoque before buying a Q3 and they are the exact opposite of a tardis - massive on the outside and then feels cramped inside. Rear visibility and reliability always comes up in any test too. What about a Q5? 

[mattyq]

It's nice that you're happy with your sexuality, Lurtzey

Although things have improved a lot in this modern day & age it must still have been a trauma smashing down the doors of the closet

[Redder Lurtz]

Bunch of cunts.

[moof]

There's literally no point in telling anyone what car you drive because you'll be criticised whatever it is.

[stringvest]

There's literally no point in telling anyone what car you drive because you'll be criticised whatever it is.

You're right. I'm off to start a thread called 'which trousers do you wear?'

Lurtzy can take it. He wouldn't have got that car if he couldn't take a bit of japery. He knows we love him.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You're right. I'm off to start a thread called 'which trousers do you wear?'

Brown corduroys, obviously.

[stringvest]

Brown corduroys, obviously.

The TLW uniform

[Liverpool lad]

Did RL buy that from RB14?

[Duncan Clench]

Pesti, I mentioned before that my mother-in-law has a Q3 which I took out for quite a long drive. Was very impressed by it. Test drive the 3 litre diesel if you can. Goes very well and I think it's got an 8 speed auto which is very efficient.

 

Anyway, something a bit 'in between' to look at maybe.

[PestiRed]

Thanks MarkCD and Walk On, I hadn't really considered the Q3/5. Might arrange a test drive before the decision, see what they're like in the city

[Furmedge]

I drive a Focus, fucking hate it. The wife picked up a new Astra. Quite a standard car with the odd feature, like the Bluetooth. It's a bit slow on the uptake but once it hits motorway speed its not a bad drive.

 

Anyone want to buy a Focus?

[VladimirIlyich]

You're right. I'm off to start a thread called 'which trousers do you wear?'Lurtzy can take it. He wouldn't have got that car if he couldn't take a bit of japery. He knows we love him.

Captain Turdseye beat you to it a while back.

Cargo Shants are a la mode in his neck of the woods.