Salad Cream

[stringvest]

I have filled pasta (tortelloni, ravioli) with chilli baked beans instead of pasta sauce.

 

Oh, salad cream? Absolutely revolting.

 

even your diet betrays you as a wrong 'un.

[stringvest]

I like fresh mayo, i make me own coleslaw, and I like Salad cream.   We've got the aspirational and the perspirational on here.  Horses for courses.  You can have all colours on your mast, like a big rainbow flag.

[mattyq]

I like salad cream as it's tasty and i'm not a full on massive homo 

I also like Mayo and most other sauces and/or condiments

I don't like beans as, mentioned above, i'm not a full on massive homo

[nimrod]

Industrial solvent.

[Bjornebye]

Liars and cunts

[Total Longo]

I have filled pasta (tortelloni, ravioli) with chilli baked beans instead of pasta sauce.

 

 

The horror.... The HORROR.

[KMD7]

The yes vote gathering ground.  Good to see

[Bjornebye]

Salad cream sandwiches are lovely.

Thick white bread

Lightly spread with flora light

Three slices of ham

Thinly sliced red leicester

Sliced tomato

Iceberg lettuce

Salad cream

Pepper

 

 

Thats the fucking winning sandwich there

 

[KMD7]

Thick white bread

Lightly spread with flora light

Three slices of ham

Thinly sliced red leicester

Sliced tomato

Iceberg lettuce

Salad cream

Pepper

 

 

Thats the fucking winning sandwich there

 

Stuff of dreams that Stig

[RJ Fan club]

I'm quite partial to a salad cream butty. Or I was, haven't had one on years. It also goes great on a chip or fish finger butty too.

 

Up yours posh twats*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I haven't bought a bottle in over 10 years, at least

[Mathewbet1]

''Salad cream is a creamy yellow condiment based on an emulsion of about 25-50 percent of oil in water, emulsified by egg yolk and acidified by spirit vinegar. It may include other ingredients such as sugar, mustard, salt, thickener, spices,flavouring and colouring.^[1] It was introduced in the United Kingdom in the 1920s,^[2] where it is used as a salad dressingand a sandwich spread. Due to the higher cost of ingredients during periods of rationing in the United Kingdom a flavour similar to mayonnaise was achieved in the creation of salad cream.''

 

 

This proves that salad creme was invented as poor mans mayonnaise. Have to say I like them both, but prefer french dressing (insert joke)

 

For the health freaks out there salad creme is much healthier 3 times as much less calories and 5 time less fat. 

[stringvest]

Diversity is the name of the game

[Indian Red]

Salad fucking cream. Seriously. You fucking wankers. Salad is ghas foos as we say in India. It is dry leaves of some plant. Not even cooked. It`s meant for cows and goats you fucknuggets. Does not deserve any cream, let alone mine on it. Babel would shake his head and he`d be right

[razor]

Marc Almond once got his stomach pumped and they got 12 bottles of salad cream out of him.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Get a 1/2 French bird like me to make you a proper salad dressing. You'll never put either that sugary shite or oil and egg nonsense on your salad again

[Trumo]

In Mandarin, they call salad 'sum yung gai'.

[mattyq]

Thick white bread

Lightly spread with flora light

Three slices of ham

Thinly sliced red leicester

Sliced tomato

Iceberg lettuce

Salad cream

Pepper

 

 

Thats the fucking winning sandwich there

Margarine!!

Oh, Stig, you poor deluded misguided individual

You were doing so well and then you had to introduce margarine

In surveys carried out over the last 30 years the only groups that liked marge were retired priests/vicars up on sex charges; bag heads and Aids victims

[Bjornebye]

I'll eat whatever the fuck I want. 

[Duncan Clench]

Salad Cream is fucking ace. 

[john23liverpool]

Salad cream gives me bad heartburn. Even the smell of it makes me reach for the Zantac. Horrible stuff.

[Bjornebye]

I didnt realise we had ordered a cunt

[ZonkoVille77]

Salad cream gives me bad heartburn. Even the smell of it makes me reach for the Zantac. Horrible stuff.

Fuckin vagina features

[Dougie Do'ins]

I hadn't had salad cream for years. Bought some chips at the golf on Saturday and among the other sauces on offer were some sachets of salad cream. Chips and salad cream. Forgot how good it was.

[Boss]

Margarine is for fat fucks that think they are doing something healthy. Margarine light is basically skimming a bit of trans fat from a fake hydrogenated amorphous yellow imitation of butter and saying "it's healthier now". Eat butter like a real man, or eat nothing at all you fucking Walrus.

 

Edit - Not aimed at you especially Stig, except the 'fucking walrus' part.

[Cardie]

I'll eat whatever the fuck I want.

Clearly.