What Constitutes Your Perfect Roast Dinner

[Champ]

Not every meat but always on the roasters no matter the meat.

 

On the potatoes? You're just being silly now. 

 

Like to keep some of my C*×#£@&€s cranberry sauce  for poultry and pork. Apple sauce is also good

Horseradish for beef 

And mint or redcurrant jelly for lamb

[Fugitive]

Corn on the cob

 

On a roast?

 

No

[mgw100]

Horseradish....hmmmm. I love English mustard with a steak, but if it's beef and gravy, then it has to be horseradish.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

On a roast?

 

No

Yeah, I'm going to take lessons from you on what to put on a roast. No corn on a cob - which fits comfortably in the veg section - but you can put brown sauce on it? Go home, Fuge, you're drunk.

[mgw100]

Well...there's veg that goes on a roast and there's veg that doesn't.

[mgw100]

Other than that, your Roast Pork looked spot on

[Bjornebye]

Corn on the cob on a roast now fucking hell

 

Stuffing can (and should) go on any roast

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Of course it goes on a roast. Fucking hell, I've ne'er heard such a bunch of lower class cunts in my life. Ready meal eating pricks.

[Champ]

Well...there's veg that goes on a roast and there's veg that doesn't.

 

Correct.

 

Haha, look at all the foodies assembled at the bottom of the page! Havent had a decent non breakfast food thread in ages

[lifetime fan]

On the potatoes? You're just being silly now. 

 

Like to keep some of my C*×#£@&€s cranberry sauce  for poultry and pork. Apple sauce is also good

Horseradish for beef 

And mint or redcurrant jelly for lamb

 

Extra thick gravy made with red wine and english mustard is a must for roasters.

[Fowlers God]

Roast dinners should be larger than life! When I'm given a roasting I can see plate iwould be disappointed

[mgw100]

Of course it goes on a roast. Fucking hell, I've ne'er heard such a bunch of lower class cunts in my life. Ready meal eating pricks.

Corn on the cob is hardly sophisticated. Especially not on a roast.

[mgw100]

I tried "roast dinner corn on the cob" in google. I got the return as per - https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=roast%20dinner%20corn%20on%20the%20cob

 

Only one recipe involving a roast meat from the whole interweb. It was from a site called Broke and Healthy

[Champ]

Roast dinners should be larger than life! When I'm given a roasting I can see plate iwould be disappointed

 

What Is your first language,  FG?

[Charlsey_95]

Pork belly with sexy crackling, gravy, potatoes and dont piss on my plate yet but I like a bit of mango chutney

[Champ]

Corn on the cob is hardly sophisticated. Especially not on a roast.

 

Corn on the cob is eating with your hands food. Roasts are not

[Champ]

Pork belly with sexy crackling, gravy, potatoes and dont piss on my plate yet but I like a bit of mango chutney

 

It was all going so well...

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Corn on the cob is hardly sophisticated. Especially not on a roast.

Lar de fuxking dar.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Corn on the cob is eating with your hands food. Roasts are not

You have on the side with little handles jabbed in. Come on people.

[lifetime fan]

Corn on the cob is eating with your hands food. Roasts are not

 

I was going to make some comment about eating fucking corn on the cob on a roast and then remembered the trouble Fuzzy Zoeller got in. 

[mgw100]

You have on the side with little handles jabbed in. Come on people.

OK, fair enough then. Forgot about the little handles

[Charlsey_95]

It was all going so well...

 

I know I know but my attempt to be cultured at a dinner once by grabbing the chutney actually worked wonders....clearly everyone thought I was a twat but a content twat

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

OK, fair enough then. Forgot about the little handles

All is forgiven. I rarely have it anyway, but I'd committed to it.

[Champ]

I was going to make some comment about eating fucking corn on the cob on a roast and then remembered the trouble Fuzzy Zoeller got in. 

 

Go on, I'm all ears

[stringvest]

Go on, I'm all ears

 

that's corn, not corn on the cob