What Constitutes Your Perfect Roast Dinner

[Fugitive]

What sort of cunt has brown sauce on a fucking roast dinner

 

This thread has brought out the fucking monsters of this forum.

 

I've just googled mint jelly and all you fucking scruff Jair.

You know who doesn't have Brown sauce on their roast spuds... Tories.

 

You dirty Thatcher lover.

[The Golden Eel]

These threads always separate the men from the boys, the scum from the decent sensible people like me.

 

Skids may as well have just come on here and said, "I'm a bliff"

[TheHowieLama]

 

If lamb is cooked properly it is the king of meats.

 

 

Listen.

 

 

Goose w cracklings is boss as well.

[Bjornebye]

You know who doesn't have Brown sauce on their roast spuds... Tories.

 

You dirty Thatcher lover.

 

I bet you brush your teeth with marmite and all dont you 

[Fugitive]

I bet you brush your teeth with marmite and all dont you

Don't call me Australian. That's just offensive.

[RJ Fan club]

Rare Beef, pork belly with crackling, lamb or roast chicken with stuffing

Yorkshires

Roast Spuds

Roast Parsnips

Carrots, can be mashed with swede but not fussed

Plain Broccoli or cauliflower cheese

Leeks or sprouts

Red cabbage or green beans

Loads of gravy, made from the meat juices

Apple, mint or horseradish/mustard dependent on the meat type

 

 

Stopped having brown sauce aged 12.

 

Never, ever will peas, boiled or mashed spuds, cranberry sauce or red currant jelly go near my fucking roast dinner. Little cunts

 

Turkey, bread sauce, pigs in blankets at crimbo

[Jairzinho]

What sort of cunt has brown sauce on a fucking roast dinner

 

This thread has brought out the fucking monsters of this forum. 

 

I've just googled mint jelly and all you fucking scruff Jair. 

 

Mint jelly is define. 

[Jairzinho]

Mint Jelly?

 

You're defo French, you quim.

 

Brown sauce on roast potatoes, I bet you've got an England flag on your car.

[Robbo29]

Define, or Devine?

[TheHowieLama]

Mint jelly is defined as crap.

 

Fixed, no place for it next to a well seasoned and cooked piece of anything - including shoe.

[Jairzinho]

Define, or Devine?

 

Define devine.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

what the fuck is mint jelly? 

Lube for all the shirt lifters....

[Jairzinho]

Fixed, no place for it next to a well seasoned and cooked piece of anything - including shoe.

 

You put barbecue sauce on your cereal.

[Bjornebye]

You put barbecue sauce on your cereal.

 

you put kryptonite on your fucking roast

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Brown sauce on a roast dinner?

 

A new low for this forum. Typical anti-beaner.

[Section_31]

Chicken, roasties, a wee dolop of mash, couple of little chipolatas, carrots, green beans, gravy, a Yorkshire or two. Superb.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Define devine.

[Mook]

What sort of cunt has a roast dinner anyway? Fucking paedophiles, that's who & Bryan Ferry.

 

I like to have a nice cake for my tea, never mind all this gravy shit & yorkshire fuck pot.

 

Bad slags.

[Boss]

Roast chicken with stuffing 

Gravy made from the juices of the chicken (not bisto bollocks)

Roast potatoes (cooked in goose fat)

Sausage meat

Sausages wrapped in panceta

Carrot and Turnip 

Choice of green beans / sprouts / broccoli / cauliflower

Roast onions

Yorkshire pudding

[The Golden Eel]

Roast chicken with stuffing 

Gravy made from the juices of the chicken (not bisto bollocks)

Roast potatoes (cooked in goose fat)

Sausage meat

Sausages wrapped in panceta

Carrot and Turnip 

Choice of green beans / sprouts / broccoli / cauliflower

Roast onions

Yorkshire pudding

 

I was liking that until you said "roast onions" and I now think you're clinically insane and should be sectioned or probably put down.  Who in their right mind would think, "You know what I'd love with my roast, some roast onions?"

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Roast onions are fuxking lovely, especially with roast beef. Cut into four and carmelised into the wedge shape. Is right.

[Scott_M]

Fuck loads of everything - loads of meat, yorkshires, potatos & selected veg.

 

So much that I need to sleep it off afterwards.

[TheHowieLama]

Roast onions are fuxking lovely, especially with roast beef. Cut into four and carmelised into the wedge shape. Is right.

 

Is quite right.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Roast Chicken or Pork

Roasties

Carrots/ Carrot and turnip

Cauliflower

Broccoli

Yorkshire puds

Gravy

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Roast onions are fuxking lovely, especially with roast beef. Cut into four and carmelised into the wedge shape. Is right.

 

I roast my beef resting on an onion chopped in to two halves.

 

Let all the juices soak the two halves then make the gravy out of it all.