What Constitutes Your Perfect Roast Dinner

[The Golden Eel]

These food threads really do out all the weirdos. Brown sauce? Skins on a roast potato? Fucking onions? No mash on a roast dinner?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

These food threads really do out all the weirdos. Brown sauce? Skins on a roast potato? Fucking onions? No mash on a roast dinner?

 

Of course there's no mash on a roast dinner. Roasties and boiled potatoes, that it.

[The Golden Eel]

Of course there's no mash on a roast dinner. Roasties and boiled potatoes, that it.

 

Think you need a lie down

[Bjornebye]

Boiled potatoes are shit 

 

Better on a roast than a fucking corn on the cob though

 

Wouldn't surprise me if some cunt had tomatoes or fucking chocolate dip with theirs given the standards some of you heathens keep. 

[ZonkoVille77]

ROTOQ, on 24 Sept 2014 - 10:18 AM, said:

 

Of course there's no mash on a roast dinner. Roasties and boiled potatoes, that it.

Boiled fucking potatoes? Boiled? What the fuckety fuck fuck.

 

Boiled with some butter and a bit of steak perhaps. But on a roast dinner? Man, come on!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Boiled fucking potatoes? Boiled? What the fuckety fuck fuck.

 

Boiled with some butter and a bit of steak perhaps. But on a roast dinner? Man, come on!

 

Boiled with a heap of butter and gravy. But there have been roasties and boiled on every roast dinner I've ever had IIRC. Mash, although I prefer it to boiled, hasn't been present.

 

If its about what we WANT to appear on a roast then:

 

Roast beef

Gravy

Roast potatoes

Champ

Carrots, sweetcorn, greenbeans

Steak

Meat-feast Pizza

Chocolate eclair

Spliff

[Bjornebye]

Boiled with a heap of butter and gravy. But there have been roasties and boiled on every roast dinner I've ever had IIRC. Mash, although I prefer it to boiled, hasn't been present.

 

If its about what we WANT to appear on a roast then:

 

Roast beef

Gravy

Roast potatoes

Champ

Carrots, sweetcorn, greenbeans

Steak

Meat-feast Pizza

Chocolate eclair

Spliff

 

Champ on a roast? 

 

Your taking the piss now 

[The Golden Eel]

Champ on a roast? 

 

Your taking the piss now 

 

 

I'm having champ on a roast, that's good for me.  Can't beat a bit of mash - stick some scallion in it?  Why not. 

[Robbo29]

Champ on a roast?

 

think i would prefer her for desert!

[Total Longo]

 

Boiled with a heap of butter and gravy. But there have been roasties and boiled on every roast dinner I've ever had IIRC. Mash, although I prefer it to boiled, hasn't been present.

 

Moaning about mash being on a roast yet advocating boiled potatoes with loads of butter on it, which is basically unmashed mash.

 

Insane.

[TheHowieLama]

Spit roasted Champ?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Champ on a roast? 

 

Your taking the piss now 

 

I'm not saying its SUPPOSED to be there. I just prefer champ to mash in pretty much every scenario.

 

 

 

Moaning about mash being on a roast yet advocating boiled potatoes with loads of butter on it, which is basically unmashed mash.

 

Insane.

 

In my experience, mash hasn't been part of a traditional sunday roast. That's about all there is to it.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Champ on a roast? 

 

Your taking the piss now 

 

Says the man trying to pass off roasted new potatoes as roasties.

[Bjornebye]

Says the man trying to pass off roasted new potatoes as roasties.

 

Fuck off worzel gummidge 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Fuck off worzel gummidge 

 

Where are you getting this insult idea from?

 

Just so I know as I can't keep up with you. First it was Mel C, then it was shell suit wearing cunt. then hipster (cheeky cunt) and now Worzel Gummidge.

 

I don't have blonde hair and do not have alternative heads I can place upon my person.

 

And I don't have an Aunt Sally either.

[Bjornebye]

Where are you getting this insult idea from?

 

Just so I know as I can't keep up with you. First it was Mel C, then it was shell suit wearing cunt. then hipster (cheeky cunt) and now Worzel Gummidge.

 

I don't have blonde hair and do not have alternative heads I can place upon my person.

 

And I don't have an Aunt Sally either.

 

Mel C because you wear adidas 3 stripe trackie tops, hipster becasue you were in a friends music video working in a book shop (in an adidas trackie jacket) and worzel gummage because you are turnip and swede eating field mother-fucker. Oh and you scare crows. 

[Boss]

you are turnip and swede eating field mother-fucker. 

 

I imagined that in the style of Jules from Pulp Fiction, if he grew up in the West Country.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Mel C because you wear adidas 3 stripe trackie tops, hipster becasue you were in a friends music video working in a book shop (in an adidas trackie jacket) and worzel gummage because you are turnip and swede eating field mother-fucker. Oh and you scare crows. 

 

Boss.

 

Better than looking like a fat Brian Dowling.

[Scrump]

Champ?

Mash?

Boiled potatoes?

 

There's only one sort of potato you should find on a roast dinner and that's a roast one.

 

Preferably with the skin on.

 

(And I can't stand those poncey ones that have been boiled soft and bashed around until they're fluffy - fluffy! What sort of man wants fluffy potatoes?)

[PestiRed]

There's been some bad bellendery on this thread - skins, corn, yorkies with anything other than beef (and they're a starter, if they're small enough to fit on your plate with other stuff, then you're doing them wrong)

 

Anyway, if you're having goose, duck or chicken - maybe even pork, you need to be adding braised red cabbage to your veg.

 

 

 

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Yeah, you can't have corn but you can have braised cabbage. I vote we don't judge each others veg. Personal preference acceptable. But no skins and no brown sauce.

[Bjornebye]

Corn on the Cob is far and away the twattiest addition to a roast on this thread

 

Eclipsing brown sauce even

 

A fucking side plate with corn on the cob? I'd rather have custard instead of gravy you fucking savage 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Corn on the Cob is far and away the twattiest addition to a roast on this thread

 

Eclipsing brown sauce even

 

A fucking side plate with corn on the cob? I'd rather have custard instead of gravy you fucking savage

Woahhhhhhhhhh, you skin eating abortion of a human being.

[Bjornebye]

Woahhhhhhhhhh, you skin eating abortion of a human being.

 

Do you take the skin off the meat you cook as well? 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Do you take the skin off the meat you cook as well?

Do you leave the skin on your carrots and swede and tha'?