What Constitutes Your Perfect Roast Dinner

[lifetime fan]

4 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Where's the peas, sprouts and cauliflower ?

 

Is that red cabbage ?

She doesn’t like peas, sprouts are fucking vile and I didn’t get cauliflower in the veg box. 
 

Yes. Braised in red wine, red wine vinegar with red onion, apple and a little brown sugar. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

There’s nothing worse than broccoli mush. 

I quite like broccoli guvnor

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I quite like broccoli guvnor

Obviously just not when it’s cooked properly. 

[Tony Moanero]

23 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Where's the peas, sprouts and cauliflower ?

 

Is that red cabbage ?

Cauliflower is boss. I never have peas with a roast dinner, though. Sprouts only at Christmastime, even then, I can easily go without.

 

Cauliflower, broccoli and swede (I like my veg slightly over cooked. Soft but not mushy). 

 

About a dozen roasties.

 

Horseradish sauce with beef.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cauliflower is boss. I never have peas with a roast dinner, though. Sprouts only at Christmastime, even then, I can easily go without.

 

Cauliflower, broccoli and swede (I like my veg slightly over cooked. Soft but not mushy). 

 

About a dozen roasties.

 

Horseradish sauce with beef.

Baked cauliflower smothered in tahini is food of the gods. 

[Tony Moanero]

Cauliflower cheese is turd, though. It shouldn’t be but it is. Cheese and gravy doesn’t work. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cauliflower cheese is turd, though. It shouldn’t be but it is. Cheese and gravy doesn’t work. 

 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

It’s shit with a roast dinner. Cheese and gravy? Nah, not for me. I’ll have my cheese afterwards. On biscuits.

[easytoslip]

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The only steam thats seen is when it downloaded FM18

What in the name of Dickens is FM 18, does it play the latest in the Hit Parade? 

[Stouffer]

43 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cauliflower is boss. I never have peas with a roast dinner, though. Sprouts only at Christmastime, even then, I can easily go without.

 

Cauliflower, broccoli and swede (I like my veg slightly over cooked. Soft but not mushy). 

 

About a dozen roasties.

 

Horseradish sauce with beef.

Concurred on the peas T', they have no place on a roast.

[Chip Butty]

From what I've read, it's good to see the word "Sweetcorn" has not soiled this thread. 

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cauliflower cheese is turd, though. It shouldn’t be but it is. Cheese and gravy doesn’t work. 

It hurts to neg you Tone, it really does. But I’m not going to welsh out on my duty. 
 

Someone who thinks cheese can’t improve a meal needs fucking off. 
 

Farewell my friend. Farewell. 

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

It hurts to neg you Tone, it really does. But I’m not going to welsh out on my duty. 
 

Someone who thinks cheese can’t improve a meal needs fucking off. 
 

Farewell my friend. Farewell. 

Ha ha. There are only two meals that cheese cannot improve, a roast and a chippy tea. I once had cheesy chips in Sunderland. Never again!

[easytoslip]

4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

It hurts to neg you Tone, it really does. But I’m not going to welsh out on my duty. 
 

Someone who thinks cheese can’t improve a meal needs fucking off. 
 

Farewell my friend. Farewell. 

Haha, I have to agree about cheese and Gravy, but cauliflower cheese is lovely though I can't seem to make it. That cauliflower curry thing with spinach is gear too, Sag Loo is it? 

[lifetime fan]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ha ha. There are only two meals that cheese cannot improve, a roast and a chippy tea. I once had cheesy chips in Sunderland. Never again!

Cheesy chips are just raw potatoes with grease. 
 

Cauli cheese on a roast is devine! 

[Tony Moanero]

13 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Cheesy chips are just raw potatoes with grease. 
 

Cauli cheese on a roast is devine! 

I’d eat it with something like a homemade chicken Kiev, but not with a roast. Cheese and gravy? No thanks!

[lifetime fan]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’d eat with something like a homemade chicken Kiev, but not with a roast. Cheese and gravy? No thanks!

Yoy obviously never had Nanny Crowley’s roast. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ha ha. There are only two meals that cheese cannot improve, a roast and a chippy tea. I once had cheesy chips in Sunderland. Never again!

Chips cheese and gravy is one of the national dishes of the isle of man.

 

Choose your words carefully in front of a manxman Tony. I don't want to have to hammer you into the ground like a tent peg.

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Chips cheese and gravy is one of the national dishes of the isle of man.

 

Choose your words carefully in front of a manxman Tony. I don't want to have to hammer you into the ground like a tent peg.

Proper chippy chips?

 

The cheesy chips I had in Sunderland were those blag French Fries that you get in shit, Jack of all trades, master of none takeaways.

[General Dryness]

59 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Proper chippy chips?

 

The cheesy chips I had in Sunderland were those blag French Fries that you get in shit, Jack of all trades, master of none takeaways.

Fair play, it would be shite with those fries.

 

Yeah, proper chippy chips, proper chippy gravy, decent manx cheddar. Its the one thing I could go home for.

[cloggypop]

Never realised GD was Canadian. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

Never realised GD was Canadian. 

Jog on buddeh.

 

Theres a difference between chips cheese and gravy and poutine. Oh yeah, heard it all before.

[cloggypop]

The big Dutch takeaway revelation in the last decade or so is a cross between cheesy chips and a doner kebab all in the same tray. It's called a kapsalon which is also the name for a hairdresser. I've had one once. 

 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

The big Dutch takeaway revelation in the last decade or so is a cross between cheesy chips and a doner kebab all in the same tray. It's called a kapsalon which is also the name for a hairdresser. I've had one once. 

 

It's a bit of a worry that google translates "slappe & natte patat" to "weak & wet fries".

[General Dryness]

Just now, General Dryness said:

It's a bit of a worry that google translates "slappe & natte patat" to "weak & wet fries".

And "lauwe & oude salade" to "lukewarm & old salad".

 

I'm beginning to suspect that the makers of that poster aren't entirely supportive of this particular dish.