What Constitutes Your Perfect Roast Dinner

[KMD7]

What can I say?! I’m a maverick.

 

You guys are so blinkered by your conformity that you’re missing out on a truly wonderful culinary combination.

 

Meat - delicious.

Potatoes - delicious.

Yorkshire puddings - delicious

Gravy - delicious

Baked beans - delicious

Bread + butter - delicious

 

What’s not to like?!

 

[Jose Jones]

Pork roasting juices. It makes probably the best gravy, in my opinion. Occasionally I'll melt in a spoon of apple sauce (that one from tesco that has apple cider in it). It's pretty fucking great.

Interesting. Are the juices not too salty (and oily) what with the crackling making?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Interesting. Are the juices not too salty (and oily) what with the crackling making?

No mate, it's really nice. I don't actually rub a load of salt on the skin, I just make sure it's dry and that it goes into a fucking hot ass oven. Sometimes I even take it off. If I'm being lazy, I just don't give a fuck at all and throw it in and it generally comes out perfect. It's really nice, honestly. Even if you are making it with veg water straight into the roasting tin, and then mixing in some granules or that bits best stuff. It's nice either way really.

[Total Longo]

What can I say?! I’m an absolute meff

 

Yeah.

[TheHowieLama]

Making Yorshire puddings with the chicken roast tonight - help a plastic Yank Wannabe out.

Anything other than a little salt in the batter?

[TheHowieLama]

[Numero Veinticinco]

Nice cakes

[TheHowieLama]

I am no longer a plastic Yank wannabee - I am a full fledged plastic Yank.

[lifetime fan]

What went wrong?

 

Apart from everything...

[mattyq]

Looks like your Yorkies have full blown dog aids

[Jairzinho]

Honestly thought they were apples on first inspection.

[TheHowieLama]

What went wrong?

 

Apart from everything...

 

Not burnt enough eh?

[TheHowieLama]

Looks like your Yorkies have full blown dog aids

 

I know - probably will just serve croissants from now on.

[TheHowieLama]

Honestly thought they were apples on first inspection.

 

Que?

[Jairzinho]

Bottom left. Looked like you'd sliced an apple in half and chucked in the oven.

[Numero Veinticinco]

This is what they should look like...

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I can very much recommend this recipe

 

[Captain Turdseye]

[Numero Veinticinco]

Reflexive neg. Pass it on. 

[Stouffer]

People who have stuffing with roast beef can fuck.

 

Right.

 

Off.

[Pidge]

7 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

People who have stuffing with roast beef can fuck.

 

Right.

 

Off.

You got a problem with a bit of extra flavour on your plate?

 

As long as you're not one of those oddballs that have a problem with Yorkshires with non-beef roasts, we'll be okay.

[Stouffer]

I've got a massive problem with stuffing and roast beef. Extra flavour my arse, cheese stings are extra "flavour" but I'm not putting then on a roast. 

 

I bet you go down the Aunt Bessies route. 

 

You need to have a serious word with yourself. 

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Stouffer said:

I've got a massive problem with stuffing and roast beef. Extra flavour my arse, cheese stings are extra "flavour" but I'm not putting then on a roast. 

 

I bet you go down the Aunt Bessies route. 

 

You need to have a serious word with yourself. 

Totally uncalled for.

 

The right herbs compliment any roast meat, let alone the veg and gravy.

[Stouffer]

28 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Totally uncalled for.

 

The right herbs compliment any roast meat, let alone the veg and gravy.

Herbs do but stuffing doesn't compliment roast beef, it's for poultry. 

 

I bet you go to the Toby Carvery. 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Herbs do but stuffing doesn't compliment roast beef, it's for poultry. 

 

I bet you go to the Toby Carvery. 

You say it like it's a bad thing?