Islamic Positive Thread

[Paul]

My half Muslim nephew was born yesterday. That's positive.

[Rico1304]

My half Muslim nephew was born yesterday. That's positive.

Not a dig but until I heard Dawkins views on this it had never occurred to me how weird it is to define a baby by its parents religion.

[Stu Monty]

Yup. Ain't no muslim kids, just muslim parents.

 

Congratulations Paulo.

[Paul]

Speaking as an atheist, I couldn't give a fuck. I just like continuing to humanise Muslims (and indeed other normal, non-mental religious people) whenever I can.

[stringvest]

Trevor Phillips' 180 degree moralising programme on racism didn't live up to the hype.  Nasty bit of work, our Trev.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

My half Muslim nephew was born yesterday. That's positive.

What's the other half, atheist? He's going to be experiencing some serious cognitive dissonance.

[stringvest]

What's the other half, atheist? He's going to be experiencing some serious cognitive dissonance.

 

Biscuit.  He is on the Wirral after all.

[Paul]

What's the other half, atheist? He's going to be experiencing some serious cognitive dissonance.

No. My sister's Christian. They've had their first Anglo-Arabic/Christian-Muslim face off over the name. My brother-in-law wanted Yusef after his brother but she put her foot down for Joseph. The white Christian hegemony wins again!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

No. My sister's Christian. They've had their first Anglo-Arabic/Christian-Muslim face off over the name. My brother-in-law wanted Yusef after his brother but she put her foot down for Joseph. The white Christian hegemony wins again!

Save it for the positive Christian thread, you. We don't want your sort in here.

[Jairzinho]

His middle name is Mohammed Shahid Abdul Iqbal though.

[Paul]

It's not.

[Jairzinho]

I was talking about NV.

[Paul]

I was talking about NV.

I thought his middle names were Tarquin Aloicious Wingnut.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I thought his middle names were Tarquin Aloicious Wingnut.

Wrong.

 

It's Wing-Nutt. My mum was a Wing and my Dad is David Nutt

[Anny Road]

When you think on converting to Islam is not a bad idea.

Pros

You get to grow a beard (cos god said)

Friday off. (to say prayers. yeah right)

Special dinners

Wife has to sit in another room if I command it (may or may not be true)

Can have loads of wives.

 

Cons.

Can have loads of wives.

Have to go to a churchie thing

No bacon Sarnies

No Beer.

 

I'm torn but I think the multiple wives no beer or bacon means I'M OOT

[Anubis]

No. My sister's Christian. They've had their first Anglo-Arabic/Christian-Muslim face off over the name. My brother-in-law wanted Yusef after his brother but she put her foot down for Joseph. The white Christian hegemony wins again!

 

The First Crusade of Pope Francis I ends in victory for the infidel!

[bouncebrigade]

No positive Islamic stories for four weeks?

 

Well here's one.

 

They threw 12 Christians to their death off a refugee boat in the Mediterranean.

 

Religion of peace etc, rinse and repeat.

[VladimirIlyich]

Must have been a big boat to get several billion Muslims on it.

[Jairzinho]

Mate of mine lives in Italy, and works in immigration. He's not standing at the border with a gun, or in charge of deciding whether someone can stay or not, he deals with the fallout. Trying to find people work, support for various other issues, etc. Italy, since France and the UK decided to level Libya, essentially can't fucking cope with the numbers any more. His angst, remarkably, not with Islam. Not with the people fleeing the terror state we've created. Yeah, it's with the people that decided to level it.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I think you're overstating the involvement in Lybia just a tad.

[Jairzinho]

What does "the involvement" mean?

[Section_31]

No positive Islamic stories for four weeks?

 

Well here's one.

 

They threw 12 Christians to their death off a refugee boat in the Mediterranean.

 

Religion of peace etc, rinse and repeat.

 

Aren't you Irish?

 

You should have been over here during the height of the IRA campaigns in the 80s, you'd have had a barrel of laughs. At best you'd have been called a spud eater, at worst you'd have been filled in.  

[bouncebrigade]

Mate of mine lives in Italy, and works in immigration. He's not standing at the border with a gun, or in charge of deciding whether someone can stay or not, he deals with the fallout. Trying to find people work, support for various other issues, etc. Italy, since France and the UK decided to level Libya, essentially can't fucking cope with the numbers any more. His angst, remarkably, not with Islam. Not with the people fleeing the terror state we've created. Yeah, it's with the people that decided to level it.

 

Gaddafi was clearly a deranged tyrant but helping to get rid of him was definitely a mistake.  Like all good dictators, he had discontent kept to a minimum, by very questionable means for sure, but still.

 

Nonetheless, I lay the blame for these deaths at the door of the jihadist cunts who have since assumed the mantle in Libya and made it impossible to live there unless you comply with their medieval rules.

 

The West made a mistake (as it often does) but evil people are evil, end of.

[bouncebrigade]

Aren't you Irish?

 

You should have been over here during the height of the IRA campaigns in the 80s, you'd have had a barrel of laughs. At best you'd have been called a spud eater, at worst you'd have been filled in.  

 

"Islamic Positive Thread"

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