Someone's having a real laugh - butthead?

[Ginny]

Constantly drawing up comparisons between LVG ain't gonna work. Every ex player and pundit constantly saying "oh he does this like sir Alex and reminds of sir Alex this way and that" fuck off you pricks. Whiskey shit kecks has gone. You are just like every other team now. Better get used to it.

[Harry Squatter]

They can always sign Usain Bolt if they keep binning off their pretend targets

[Hand Shandy]

He's told Welbeck to do one...

[TheDrowningMan]

I can't believe a striker so many of their fans smugly assured us was superior to Sturridge is now poised to sign for Hull.

[Ginny]

I think it's a great idea for them to sell another player.

[milky]

are you sure about this because i seem to remember him on LFCTV Thurs night show last season talking about being a mad Liverpool fan!  maybe i am mixing him up.

 

Could be Matt Smith of ITV, no?

[Iceman]

Herrera out is a big blow for them. Looks like Fletch will have to skid around midfield even more than he has been. Rooney into midfield maybe. Anyway, let's hope Sunderland press the hell out of them. I didn't think I would be looking forward to seeing them play this season but this feels..almost don't dare say it, but...Moyes-ish.

[an tha]

Van Gaal cracking up already, great.

[Iceman]

Apparently Herrera was ordered by Van Giblet to bulk up and crocked himself today at Carrington.

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

That's Aspas really.

[Iceman]

That's a negative Russ, he's way too buff to be Aspas.

[Dr Nowt]

I'm waiting for his Code Red moment.

 

 

"YOU ARE GODDAMN RIGHT I BLAME FERGUSHON."

[Dr Nowt]

What's happened to Herrera?

[Iceman]

[stringvest]

he was going to monetise his tweet.  

 

These days that operation can be had as a day patient.

[Gnasher]

https://twitter.com/TotallyManU

 

Oh dear.

 

 

 

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Totally Man U @TotallyManU[/size] · Aug 19

 

 

Really low turnout tonight for the TotallyManU Instagram party. I have to say I'm very disappointed.

 

 

My money's on it being David Moyes.

[Iceman]

If Sunderland do them, and they are bottom with 0 points after 2 games, the pressure will grow exponentially. They have this honey fixture list until October but if they can't get any decent points on the board before then, they will be in trouble. Continued injury problems, discontent in the camp, Scholes doing the media, Mourinho goes in, some bad ref calls, VG to lose his shit in a press conference and get the media fully on his case. Throw in some green and gold action and nobody decent signed now or in January and yeah,  I reckon this could be the year.

[Jim MM]

Is Twitter not free? How did that Twitter guy think he was going to make any money?

Whole story doesn't make any sense.

He probably has a £200m warchest.

[sh#t waffle]

It was quite clearly a parody account.

[Dr Nowt]

I think they'll go on a little run very soon, but one thing which the early sacking of Gollum did, at a stroke, is bring heat on any future United manager, due to the fig leaf of "we don't sack managers" being long gone.

 

As I explained to a friend of mine who's a United fan, all the great supporters/proper club guff last year, aimed at showing they were so much better than the way they reckon Hodgson got treated at Liverpool; we've been there and done it.  We've had most of the country saying Liverpool need to move with the times; Souness, Houllier, why are they still there and not being sent packing by the fans?

 

Hodgson was down to a very specific set of circumstances and a one-off.  United had one of the most successful managers ever for a quarter of a century, performed a highly pompous, quasi-regal handover to his handpicked successor and then jibbed the sorry quim in 10 months.

 

Van Gaal's already on the defensive and mentioning he's not there to be sacked, he's there to build something.  None of this is to be premature myself and say that's what I think will happen, but they've handed the press the potential for "Moyes was sacked by now with similar results", "Moyes was in deep water after performances like those", "Moyes was under pressure for a summer window like that", all of which would change their air pressure.

 

Would always have been better for us if Gollum stayed in situ, but pulling the trigger on him didn't fire a silver bullet at their post-Taggart problems. Not by a long way.

[Captain]

I'm not even sure not losing the next one will help. What top players are available this late in the window?

 

A few days ago I was hoping they would draw so LVG could point to 'progress'.

[Gnasher]

They seem to believe Welbeck is being allowed to leave as Di Maria is coming next week.

[Mustangt125]

They'll beat Sunderland.  I can hardly name any Sunderland players

[manwiththestick]

They said they won't sell Welbeck to a rival. Hull will be gutted.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Who the actual fuck is going to pay £20m for him? Bruce is daft but he's surely not demented.