Mario Balotelli

[El Dangerous]

Did Tevez ever bother learning to speak English? The fucking spastic.

[Phoenix]

Suarez was only a gamble in the disciplinary sense. If anyone had seen him play he wasnt going anything like the Dutch league failures mentioned. Bear in mind he was also doing it at the world cup beforehand aswell.

 

The only reason people see Torres as a gamble was due him reaching a level no one  ever expected him to. Best striker in the world at one point. Anyone with sense would have expected a minimum level of a good striker.

 

If Baoltelli is being compared to the two then they need their head examining.

[FanchesterCity]

Did Tevez ever bother learning to speak English? The fucking spastic.

 

What's more worrying is that in that video, Tevez looks the smart one.

[Hades]

One of the Times editors conformed Ayre had met Mino Raiola (Mario's agent) in Amsterdam. He deleted his tweet and account soon after.

[Major Tom]

Crikey, this is going to happen, isn't it?

 

Loaned to Hull in Jan.

[Phoenix]

One of the Times editors conformed Ayre had met Mino Raiola (Mario's agent) in Amsterdam. He deleted his tweet and account soon after.

 

It is confirmed. We are signing Zlatan.

[Cardie]

One of the Times editors conformed Ayre had met Mino Raiola (Mario's agent) in Amsterdam. He deleted his tweet and account soon after.

Why would the editor of a national paper delete his account because of a dodgy rumour.

 

Somebody with a fake account designed to look like a times editor is probably closer to the truth.

 

[WhiskeyJar]

Nicolò Schira @NicoSchira

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#Liverpool offer to Mario #Balotelli a contract until 2018 by 6 mln € a season. #Milan wants 25 mln € from #LFC

11:51 AM - 20 Aug 2014

 

[thompsonsnose]

Bring it on.

I'm not always Rodgers biggest cheerleader, but i think he can handle Balotelli.

 

He fits the FSG mould too doesn't he?

Players looking for a "home".

Who need to be "loved".

Who are good at "football".

[WhiskeyJar]

According to Italian journalist Nicolo Schira, they are proposing a four-year contract which would take him up to 2018, on wages of £90,000-a-week.

Schira explains that Liverpool’s offer is currently short of Milan’s asking price of £19.9million, but all parties seem keen on the transfer going through.

 

Its fucking happening isn't it?

[Section_31]

Bring it on.

I'm not always Rodgers biggest cheerleader, but i think he can handle Balotelli.

 

He fits the FSG mould too doesn't he?

Players looking for a "home".

Who need to be "loved".

Who are good at "football".

After the brouhaha over Suarez and our sponsors and all that bollocks, I reckon Henry et al would shit bricks over someone like Balotelli.

[El Dangerous]

Crikey, this is going to happen, isn't it?

 

Loaned to Hull in Jan.

Swap deal for Welbeck probably.

[ZonkoVille77]

He's a fuckin dope but we need a striker so I'm reluctantly in. He won't have my respect though, no sir. And I'll tell him an' all.

[Phoenix]

 

According to Italian journalist Nicolo Schira, they are proposing a four-year contract which would take him up to 2018, on wages of £90,000-a-week.

Schira explains that Liverpool’s offer is currently short of Milan’s asking price of £19.9million, but all parties seem keen on the transfer going through.

 

Its fucking happening isn't it?

 

 

This is got to be a piss take. Milan were offering him aroun for 14 million a few weeks ago. suddenly his price has gone up?

[TheHowieLama]

"They were particularly keen to know why he had £5,000 in his back pocket, to which Balotelli replied in his halting English: "Because I am rich."

Still the greatest one liner ever.

[Bjornebye]

His mad hair proved he was a red Balo, Balo

Why's it always me he said

Balo, Balo

He lives his life so young and free

Till his mum says "oy get home for tea"

Super Mario

Liverpools numbers nine

[moof]

Awesome. Hope we get him the big mentalist

[WhiskeyJar]

Apt question on the Metro page: 

 

If you sent Mario Balotelli to the shop - what would he buy?

SWEETS or SHOT GUN

[Fugitive]

 

Apt question on the Metro page:

 

If you sent Mario Balotelli to the shop - what would he buy?

SWEETS or SHOT GUN

Neither, he'd buy an army of Midgets, a bouncy castle, two unicycles and a giraffe.

[WhiskeyJar]

http://www.ibtimes.com/liverpool-transfer-news-mario-balotelli-edinson-cavani-radamel-falcaco-alex-song-linked-1664264

 

And the madness continues.

[Elite]

For the price quoted its not a bad deal. He's a mad cunt but he'll score goals and take the pressure off Sturridge.

[TheHowieLama]

Neither, he'd buy an army of Midgets, a bouncy castle, two unicycles and a giraffe.

 

He doesn't need a circus - he is a circus.

[Russ Atmosphere]

 

Nicolò Schira @NicoSchiraFollow

#Liverpool offer to Mario #Balotelli a contract until 2018 by 6 mln € a season. #Milan wants 25 mln € from #LFC

11:51 AM - 20 Aug 2014

The 'nobody journalist knows an extraordinary amount of detail' is my favourite stage of a transfer rumour.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

Fuck it. It's not like any if us have a say in the matter. If he comes and does a job for us I will support the mad bastard.

[Anubis]

Mancini was a strict disciplinarian who had already worked with Balotelli, and even he couldn't control him.

 

I have no idea why people think Rodgers could as he has no track record of dealing with someone like Balotelli. Our younger players were nowhere near as bad in attitude, and Suarez was a consumate professional when training and being prepared to play.

 

Thinking you can change Balotelli is like a repeat domestic violence victim thinking she can change the man who beats the shit out of her.

 

Swerve for me.