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I have a good feeling about this; not in small part due to nightcat fucking off.

 

Not so hasty, I was hoping he may prostrate himself.  I'm in need of a footstool.

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Not so hasty, I was hoping he may prostrate himself.  I'm in need of a footstool.

 

 

Nah.  Nobody would pay to have sex with that fucker.  Is that the Cleveland Footstool of which you speak?

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"When I first played three or four games with Inter Milan, when I was young, I had No.45 because the numbers for young players were from No.36 to No.50. I took No.45 because I was joking that four plus five is nine - and I scored in all four games. It brings me luck and that's why I've always kept No.45."

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"When I first played three or four games with Inter Milan, when I was young, I had No.45 because the numbers for young players were from No.36 to No.50. I took No.45 because I was joking that four plus five is nine - and I scored in all four games. It brings me luck and that's why I've always kept No.45."

Wasn't it Zamorano at Inter that started all that when Ronaldo turned up and nicked the number 9 shirt off him?

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Wasn't it Zamorano at Inter that started all that when Ronaldo turned up and nicked the number 9 shirt off him?

Yeah he actually put the + symbol on his shirt.

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Welcome Super Mario Balotelli!

 

I was wrong about Ayre and FSG not planning to buy a striker.

 

So what was your bet with Lizzie ? What is your penance Mr Cat?

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Welcome Super Mario Balotelli!

 

I was wrong about Ayre and FSG not planning to buy a striker.

What about all the other derogatory stuff you said based on the assumption you made that they wouldn't buy a striker? Are you going to act less of a twat in future based on all of this?

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Welcome Super Mario Balotelli!

 

I was wrong about Ayre and FSG not planning to buy a striker.

 

Well done Nightcat, and don't forget the other key part of our deal:

 

I wouldn't have been happy with only Lambert and Remy, I'd still want a further matchwinner of a much higher pedigree than we've done deals for this summer, including Remy. 

 

If we sign one for the same or a greater amount of money than the £8.5M which has been touted for Remy, will you concede you've been wrong and stop just spamming threads with the same lines again and again?

 

If we don't even do that, I'll foam along with you.

 

A bit more creative, less repetitive madness will be required in future please.  Like Mario I'm sure you have it in you.

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