Mario Balotelli

[Curly]

I hope he does come back so I can add the final piece to my first ever disliked LFC players 5 a side team.

 

Mignolet

Lovren

Moreno

Lallana

Ballotelli

[Jairzinho]

I hope he does come back so I can add the final piece to my first ever disliked LFC players 5 a side team.

 

Mignolet

Lovren

Moreno

Lallana

Ballotelli

 

You probably could put together better 5 a side teams for £80m/£85m, to be fair.

[Curly]

You probably could put together better 5 a side teams for £80m/£85m, to be fair.

I reckon there's better 5 a side teams playing at your local Goals.

[Jairzinho]

Code is a better 5 a side team.

[JustTosh]

It's a moneygame now. it really is. How can we compete with Chelsea or ManCity when all we can afford is merely a combined 260 M on this squad (staring IX is 220M).

 

3-4-3:

 

Goal: Mignolet (10 M)

Defenders: Moreneo (12M) - Lovren (20M) - Sakho (15M)

Midfield: Downing (20M) - Allen (15M) - Lallana (25M) - Markovich (20M)

Frontmen: Benteke (32M) - Balotelli (16M) - Carroll (35M)

 

Subs: Ward (0,2M) - Illori (7M) - Coates (7M) - Alberto (8M) - Adam (7M) - Borini (11M)

[JustTosh]

This starting IX would cost exactly the same btw:

 

Ward (0,2M)

Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M) 

Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M)  -Suarez (22M) 

Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M) 

[Crazy Dave]

Going to Watford. 

[Denny Crane]

One of his highlights in English football when he tried to kill Scotty Parker.

 

[dave u]

You can't be doing that, Scotty's a war hero.

[Herp McDerp]

One of his highlights in English football when he tried to kill Scotty Parker.

 

Didn't he head up the other end and win a penalty immediately after?

[Dr Nowt]

I remember pundits soberly debating the trajectory of his leg and where your balance gets applied as a reflex while falling and all sorts of shite when that happened.

 

Monty Python-tastic; he's got shit-for-brains and he kicked someone. Next.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I remember pundits soberly debating the trajectory of his leg and where your balance gets applied as a reflex while falling and all sorts of shite when that happened.

Usually that's the English defence.

 

Looks like Arthur Pennywhistle has gone into that sliding tackle with studs raised Danny Murphy.

 

Not for me Gary. Arthur isn't that kind of player. It looks worse than it is but as any footballer knows, sometimes with the best will in the world you are occasionally going to tear through both soft and hard human tissue.

[Denny Crane]

Didn't he head up the other end and win a penalty immediately after?

 

Maybe not straight after but a 94th minute penalty.

[Section_31]

Milan may send Mario Balotelli back to Liverpool at the end of the season due to a rift between him and Sinisa Mihajlovic.

 

http://www.football-italia.net/79930/milan-send-balotelli-back

 

[Jairzinho]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmR8fzQjuD8

[liverpoolsno9]

This starting IX would cost exactly the same btw:

 

Ward (0,2M)

Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M) 

Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M)  -Suarez (22M) 

Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M) - Suarez (22M)

 

Imagine the work rate, will to win & goals from that team. And the nutmegs, everywhere. We'd probably only need a squad of 13 or 14 to cover suspensions. No injuries there.

[Adebisi]

I was excited when we signed him but Fanchester warned he's only bearable when he's somebody else's problem and he was exactly right.

Absolute joker. We can only pray some team in China is daft enough to give us 30 million for him. Actually double that.

[Alan Sex]

I was excited when we signed him but Fanchester warned he's only bearable when he's somebody else's problem and he was exactly right.

Absolute joker. We can only pray some team in China is daft enough to give us 30 million for him. Actually double that.

Fingers crossed that's the way it will play out. He's still a big enough name that the Chinese may just want him - and he'll be tempted by the dosh on offer.

[Arl arse]

Fingers crossed that's the way it will play out. He's still a big enough name that the Chinese may just want him - and he'll be tempted by the dosh on offer.

And the fireworks.

[Boss]

His return is imminent and it'll be greeted with the same level of fanfare as Nick Griffin's arrival into a Bradford mosque. Godspeed herr Crayon-eater.

[Section_31]

He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the squad.

[Guest]

Imagine the work rate, will to win & goals from that team. And the nutmegs, everywhere. We'd probably only need a squad of 13 or 14 to cover suspensions. No injuries there.

No injuries except the ones caused by running out of opponents to bite so they would probably start biting each other.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://www.football-italia.net/79930/milan-send-balotelli-back

 

 

How we scoffed when Rodgers ordered a big fuck off wall around Melwood.

 

He knew what he was doing.

[What_What]

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

I don't get that story. Don't all clubs send their loan players back?