Mario Balotelli

[Jairzinho]

And again...

[cloggypop]

He's scored as many for them already as he ever got for us.

[Frankenhooker]

Fuck him and his cunt of an agent.

[Bjornebye]

Get him signed

 

sent from Turdseyes maa's bedroom

[liverpoolsno9]

Did we have a buy back clause? Hope so.

[Dr Nowt]

When a winnit was all mashed in and you had to tear arse hair out to be rid of the cunt, don't keep thinking about it once your eyes have stopped watering.

 

Confucius

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Did we have a buy back clause? Hope so.

 

No, but we've got a sell on clause, so hopefully he keeps scoring and someone offers big money for him.

[manwiththestick]

Give him his due, he's going after that Balloon d'or.

[scudger99]

When a winnit was all mashed in and you had to tear arse hair out to be rid of the cunt, don't keep thinking about it once your eyes have stopped watering.

 

Confucius

Repped for winnit.  Haven't heard that fucker for years !

Or tagnut either......

[Section_31]

Who cares, he's shite and a dickhead.

[magicrat]

Who cares, he's shite and a dickhead.

this

[Hobbs]

No, but we've got a sell on clause, so hopefully he keeps scoring and someone offers big money for him.

 

 

It'll have to be in January as he only signed a one-year contract.    

[Harry Squatter]

We should resign him and activate the sell on clause.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

We should burn this thread and all memories of that fucking jamoke in a red shirt

[setreal]

He is someone elses problem now. That is all that matters.

[ZonkoVille77]

I'm struggling to get rid of the tattoo I got of him on my ankle. Truly miss him.

[alles ist gut]

I'm struggling to get rid of the tattoo I got of him on my ankle. Truly miss him.

 

Have you tried breaking into a run? That should do it.

 

Other ex-Liverpool players to score yesterday include Iago Aspas and Patrík Poor.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Player scores in shit league. 

[SammyAftershave]

I'm struggling to get rid of the tattoo I got of him on my ankle. Truly miss him.

 

Are you finding it hard to masturbate to now that he's gone?

[Guest]

I'm struggling to get rid of the tattoo I got of him on my ankle. Truly miss him.

 

 

Don't worry, he'll be back soon...

 

Mario Balotelli scored twice for Nice again on Wednesday night – with his agent wasting little time in suggesting his client would welcome a return to the Premier League next summer.

 

The Italian striker, who joined Nice on a free transfer on deadline day after a two-year spell at Liverpool, has now netted four goals in just three games for the Ligue 1 club.

 

And although the former AC Milan and Inter Milan striker has described his decision to move to Anfield as the "the biggest mistake of my life", the player’s controversial agent, Mino Raiola, reckons Balotelli will be ripe for a return to the Premier League next summer.

 

“If he proves he can become stable at Nice and score goals then imagine how attractive he would be to a Premier League manager next summer as a free agent,” he said.

 

“France needs him, like they needed Zlatan. He is good for the league but he will absolutely return to the Premier League,” he said.

 

Raiola also revealed that he partially blamed himself for what happened to ‘Super Mario’.

 

“I should not have given him his way when he asked to leave City,” Raiola said.

 

“It is the one big mistake I made. Mario was unhappy and I should have said, ‘You’re feeling s***? You don’t like your job? Tough, grow up, get on with it’. I needed to be cruel to be kind but I was too nice.

 

“Football needs to be his priority – to be a top athlete, you make the sacrifice and after 11 or 12 years, you redress the balance then lead the life you want.

 

“Pavel Nedved, who was one of my first players, had that focus to be a success and he was a model family man.

 

“Mario didn’t have that focus, then he got a reputation and if you have a reputation you don’t have credibility. That makes it more difficult.”

[Babb'sBurstNad]

It'll have to be in January as he only signed a one-year contract.    

 

Hopefully they tie him down to a longer contract then. I'd assume with the way he's scoring they'll want to.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Imagine if I could even depsise the cunt more, he needs the full xerxes treatment.

 

 

I will erase even the memory of you from the histories! Every piece of Italian automobile shall be burned. Every Pizza Hut, and every Ice cream man shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Mario, or Ballotelli, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!

[magicrat]

Imagine if I could even depsise the cunt more, he needs the full xerxes treatment.

 

 

I will erase even the memory of you from the histories! Every piece of Italian automobile shall be burned. Every Pizza Hut, and every Ice cream man shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Mario, or Ballotelli, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!

Pizza Hut has nothing to do with Italian food and a lot to do with heart disease.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Pizza Hut has nothing to do with Italian food and a lot to do with heart disease.

 

I wasn't being entirely serious.

[Paco]

Keep banging them in Mario.

 

We get 3 points on the vig.