Mario Balotelli

[Frankenhooker]

Benteke is actually a good player in the right system, Balotelli is just a monumental fuck up.

[Vincent Vega]

A bigger waste of space than I ever dreamt possible. Some bad signings just don't work out, but this fella was just not even interested.

[Jonny83]

[aRdja]

He looked decent against Spurs when we smashed them at the start of the season.

[Section_31]

Benteke is actually a good player in the right system, Balotelli is just a monumental fuck up.

Yep.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He looked decent against Spurs when we smashed them at the start of the season.

Moreno looked great in that game, too.

[Chairman Meow]

Good riddance to the useless brain dead fuck and future Ballon d'Or winner. 

 

Can we also now get rid of the other people at the club who thought it was a good idea to sign him?

[razor]

He looked decent against Spurs when we smashed them at the start of the season.

 

Is that one of the very few times when we played two up top?

 

Therein lies the issue...

[johnsusername]

At the time I thought a front three of Sturridge, Balotelli and Sterling could have been good.

 

I also seem to remember him having a decent game up front with Lambert against Hull a couple of years ago. Of course, we didn't score, as was the style at the time.

[Tony Moanero]

People are still talking about this cunt?

[magicrat]

People are still talking about this cunt?

Exactly there are plenty of other cunts still on the books

[Strontium]

At the time I thought a front three of Sturridge, Balotelli and Sterling could have been good.

 

It was good. Which is probably why Brentan never fielded the three of them together again.

[SammyAftershave]

There was nothing 'good' about Balotelli. Absolutely nothing. He is a lazy, petulant sack of shit and 'good' should never be mentioned in the same sentence as his name.

 

With the exception of 'good fucking riddance Balotelli, you lazy, petulant sack of shit!'

[aRdja]

He wouldn't score a quarter of the goals Luis got,Defo Defo no for me.

 

Good call Tom.

[Captain]

Just read through a few pages, can't believe how many actually wanted him here.

[aladdinsane]

In terms of attitude and productivity he's easily in our worst top 5 ever signings.

[scudger99]

There was nothing 'good' about Balotelli. Absolutely nothing. He is a lazy, petulant sack of shit and 'good' should never be mentioned in the same sentence as his name.

 

With the exception of 'good fucking riddance Balotelli, you lazy, petulant sack of shit!'

Amen to that.

Quite the stupidest cunt I've ever seen in a Liverpool shirt.  Bar none, not even close.

He's on the greasy slope now, he's drunk the cream.  If he doesn't get his shit together (what chance of that ?) sharpish he'll be knocking around the lower divisions in Europe in a season or two.  When he should be in his prime.

Who's got the fucking family brain cell this week Mario ?

The utterly stupid cunt.

[Denny Crane]

His finest moment at Liverpool.

 

"During a team bonding exercise he claimed not to know who Joe Allen was - despite having shared a dressing room with the Wales international for months," the paper reports.

[magicrat]

His finest moment at Liverpool.

 

"During a team bonding exercise he claimed not to know who Joe Allen was - despite having shared a dressing room with the Wales international for months," the paper reports.

To be fair plenty of supporters didn't notice we had someone called Joe Allen in midfield

[Grinch]

who?

[Guest]

Worra cock.

 

Jurgen Klopp was a “piece of ****” for the way he treated Mario Balotelli at Liverpool, says the player’s agent Mino Raiola.

 

Balotelli, who this week left Liverpool after two tumultuous years at Anfield, never featured under Klopp at Liverpool.

 

The Italian striker, who blamed “physical problems” for his struggles, left on a free transfer for French side Niceahead of Wednesday’s transfer deadline.

 

He scored just one goal in 16 Premier League appearances for the Reds, but Balotelli’s agent, Raiola, has hit out at the German in comments given to Gazzetta dello Sport.

 

“In the end, the higher-ups at Liverpool admitted that Klopp was wrong [to send Balotelli to train with the reserves],” he said.

 

“I’m not trying to judge him as a coach – although, for me, he’s not a good coach – but he didn’t understand that Balotelli is, whatever else, a person.

 

“Mario has been exemplary. He never complained about training alone. To say that it was wrong of Klopp would be an understatement; he was a piece of s*** about it.”

Raiola expects Baoltelli to impress in Ligue 1 after setting out his aims for the player.

 

“In Italy, the attention is always too strong for him,” Raiola added. ” So I tried a destination where he can only be judged on football. Italy was excluded.

 

“Nice should receive a bonus from whoever owns the TV rights. Ligue 1 without (Zlatan) Ibrahimovic has lost 50% of media value, but with Balotelli recovers 30%.

 

“What do I expect from him? Twenty goals.”

[Frankenhooker]

So is every manager Balotelli played under to blame ? Because barring the odd spell, he's been a fuck up for all of them. Balotelli is a fucking waster, while he didn't cause any trouble while here, he just didn't seem interested. Raiola is right about one thing, he shouldn't of trained with the kids, we don't need a clown like Mario interacting with them. He'll do fuck all in France, or anywhere else he ends up.

 

As for Raiola, he's nothing but a parasite.

[Trumo]

Raiola could do with asking himself why Balotelli has never settled at any of his clubs and never consistently shown whatever ability he is purported to have. Instead, Raiola will be busy counting the £25m-plus he's made in agent fees this summer alone.

[magicrat]

You don't know here to start with that drivel from Raiola

"Your client is a imbecile my good man now kindly fuck off from whence you came and find another village that needs an idiot"  would seem to fit the bill. 

[Hades]

 

“Nice should receive a bonus from whoever owns the TV rights. Ligue 1 without (Zlatan) Ibrahimovic has lost 50% of media value, but with Balotelli recovers 30%.

 

 

This quote makes me want to fuck off football right now.