Mario Balotelli

[Dr Nowt]

http://youtu.be/6LAQ3UHeoA0

[Pureblood]

I'm loving the increase in feline references in this transfer window.

 

Too bad it came at a cost.

 

We're in your contractz

activating your release clawz

[Nightcat]

I'm actually trying to cool myself down and preparing to watch us destroying city.

 

I'm not annoyed in the slightest. I'm very happy we have signed a top striker. I'm happy to be proven wrong on our transfer policy.

[Iceman]

[Iceman]

Predictions for today's game Monsieur Chat?

[Dr Nowt]

December 2014:

 

"15 goal Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli charged by FA for using Italian phrase for "I've fucked your sister" to Manchester United player Angel Di Maria."

[Caramac]

[halewood pete]

Haha he's wearing different colored shoes.

Haha he's wearing different colored shoes.

hes got a pair just like them at home

[magicrat]

I'm actually trying to cool myself down and preparing to watch us destroying city.

 

I'm not annoyed in the slightest. I'm very happy we have signed a top striker. I'm happy to be proven wrong on our transfer policy.

Will you be changing your name to "La notte del Gatto" to celebrate ?

[Paco]

That has got to be a Photoshop - his boots don't even match.

a cleaner in my work asked me during the world cup if the colour of a players boots depended on what position he played

[Tony Moanero]

Haha he's wearing different colored shoes.

That's not a Balotelli thing, it's a Puma thing.

[m0e]

 

 

I'm not annoyed in the slightest. I'm very happy we have signed a top striker. I'm happy to be proven wrong on our transfer policy.

Are you going to keep repeating this in every thread now?

[Strontium]

As soon as I heard we were in for Balotelli, everything felt right about it.

 

Mario just needs to be loved.

[Major Tom]

Welcome Super Mario Balotelli!

 

I was wrong about Ayre and FSG not planning to buy a striker.

Course you were.

[Elite]

Hope we pay back these cunts at Anfield.

[Anubis]

December 2014:

 

"15 goal Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli charged by FA for using Italian phrase for "I've fucked your sister" to Manchester United player Angel Di Maria."

 

Easy to defend.

 

If Di Maria has ever looked into a mirror then he knows Balotelli wasn't being serious.

[Adebisi]

Bet my house-mate £50 he'll score at least 15 PL goals this season. I reckon I'll be collecting before 2015. 

[xerxes]

A hero already as he refuses to speak to the s*n!

[Bjornebye]

Xerxes only a week behind there.

 

He looked fuming last night.

[TheRedMachine]

It could go either way couldn't it. He could be a talsimanic figure that helps us consolidate oursleves in the top four, or be a major reason we fall away. After last night's performance and result I hope he is desperate to get in and help the team out.

[TheHowieLama]

Xerxes only a week behind there.

 

He looked fuming last night.

 

Fair play to him - in the first half they showed a shot of him next to Lallana and the other players, everyone cutting up and smiling. 

 

After we went 3-0 down they showed the same shot - just Mario still in the stands, by himself, in the pouring rain.

[El Dangerous]

Fair play to him - in the first half they showed a shot of him next to Lallana and the other players, everyone cutting up and smiling.

 

After we went 3-0 down they showed the same shot - just Mario still in the stands, by himself, in the pouring rain.

I had to laugh at that. Oh and Lallana's body language in that first shot.

[TheHowieLama]

I had to laugh at that. Oh and Lallana's body language in that first shot.

 

Recoiled would put it mildly.

[El Dangerous]

They've got so much in common. Lallana upsets his neighbours with unsightly all weather pitches and loud Mumford and Sons albums whilst Mario sets off fireworks in his house and rides quads around his street throwing darts at tramps.

[Guest davelfc]