Dejan Lovren

[Herp McDerp]

Anita Lovren likes this

 

She done fucking the mailman then?

[Dr Nowt]

Bet brigant moloch ripped his own cock off when the leader of men had that given against him.

[El Rojo]

The importance Carragher places on Klopp's interview performance for Sky is embarrassing.

 

Carragher and Neville overdo the LOOK WE CRITICISE OUR OLD CLUBS WE'RE SO FAIR AND BALANCED AND JUST LOOK AT THE TOP, TOP BANTER BETWEEN US schtick.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Carragher and Neville overdo the LOOK WE CRITICISE OUR OLD CLUBS WE'RE SO FAIR AND BALANCED AND JUST LOOK AT THE TOP, TOP BANTER BETWEEN US schtick.

 

It's also called arse licking. 

[VladimirIlyich]

It was a pen. He's a clumsy buffoon.

Totally agree. The view the ref had it was a definite penalty. Just in the same week he's been spouting off in the press again too. Hardly a coincidence.

[Moo]

Don't give a shit what Neville says and care even less what Carragher spouts. Yes it was a bit soft, yes the Everton player went down easily, but what the fuck was that clumsy thick cunt playing at? There's no fucking danger, he's going away from goal, but no, instead of using his nous Mr Shit for Brains decides to give the ref a decision to make. He's an absolute twat.

[VladimirIlyich]

Don't give a shit what Neville says and care even less what Carragher spouts. Yes it was a bit soft, yes the Everton player went down easily, but what the fuck was that clumsy thick cunt playing at? There's no fucking danger, he's going away from goal, but no, instead of using his nous Mr Shit for Brains decides to give the ref a decision to make. He's an absolute twat.

Much better put than I could knock together.

[Guest Alex_K]

For those on the “never a pen” side, ask yourself - why is it always Lovren. Why is it always Dejan. He needs to get himself a Balotelli shirt. Has there been a more error prone centre half over such a prolonged period of time for us than Lovren? Struggling to bring one to mind.

[aws]

For those on the “never a pen” side, ask yourself - why is it always Lovren. Why is it always Dejan. He needs to get himself a Balotelli shirt. Has there been a more error prone centre half over such a prolonged period of time for us than Lovren? Struggling to bring one to mind.

It is possible to think it was never a pen and at the same time think Lovren is shite.

[Rotpeter]

You're just making up excuses to have a pop at Lovren. The bitter banged into him, where else was he meant to put his hands? Plus there literally was no push, it was a fucking dive using momentum, clever yes, cheating yes, Lovren's fault no. 

 

You're an old timer, obviously. "Diving" isn't cheating in the modern day, it's a synonym for "being a good professional".

[Guest Alex_K]

It was a very typical Lovren-engineered situation. Rash, hands up, ushering danger into a completely passive situation. Moreno aside, I can’t see another of our defenders falling for that, and there are numerous defensive dunces in the squad. It’s just not something you ever, ever a decent defender conceding. Phil Jones-esque.

[Rotpeter]

The importance Carragher places on Klopp's interview performance for Sky is embarrassing.

 

Carrgher is pure sky-troll these days.  It's sad to see.

[Jay86]

It doesn’t matter because whatever he does it’ll never be as bad as what he done against West Ham, that was the worst thing I’ve ever seen from a Premier League level player. Someone who has the GIF needs to post it to some everyone things could be worse, at least he’s improved since then.

[Mathewbet1]

Ive never licked this cat, doubt i ever will.

[Mark M]

It doesn’t matter because whatever he does it’ll never be as bad as what he done against West Ham, that was the worst thing I’ve ever seen from a Premier League level player. Someone who has the GIF needs to post it to some everyone things could be worse, at least he’s improved since then.

i actually thought what he done at Spurs was worse. He’s a a clown who will keep costing us points.

[Guest]

Ive never licked this cat, doubt i ever will.

Licking pussy > licking cat

[Hades]

Lovren in there at 2:00.

 

[SlugTrail]

I've heard rumours that he shite.

[VladimirIlyich]

I've heard rumours that he shite.

Confirmed.

[SlugTrail]

Confirmed.

I do like a good confirmation, gets me slightly aroused.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Confirmed.

Source?

[No2]

3 conceded and he was faultless, must be a first, well in Dejan.

[Elite]

If its not Lovren its Mignolet and if its not Mignolet is Moreno. The threesome of death.

[Einch]

It’s mainly Mignolet.

[VladimirIlyich]

Source?

HP Brown Sauce.