Dejan Lovren

[3 Stacks]

He killed himself, bought a coffin, dug his own grave, buried himself and then bought an elaborate headstone today. He's done here, he has been for a while, but he should not come back from that today. One of the biggest meltdowns I've seen from a Liverpool player.

 

We can only hope. 

[Dave D]

Was he injured then? Or did he bottle it or did Klopp hook him.

 

Like a few have said, there’s something not right with him in the head. He was like it before he went to Southampton and he’s been like it since he left, he’s basically had a career of making massive errors of judgement and huge mistakes sandwiched around one good season at Southampton.

 

I’m hoping Klopp hooked him and now that’s the end of him here, even if he plays the rest of the season out of necessity I think he signed his own transfer out of here today, that really was a career ending half an hour from him.

 

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[Tom araya]

In all my years watching/supporting us,he is without doubt the worst center half I've ever seen play for us.

[SlugTrail]

In all my years watching/supporting us,he is without doubt the worst center half I've ever seen play for us.

I raise you a Djimi Traore.

[Bobby Hundreds]

He was cuckholded and now he wants all of us to feel the same way.

[Tom araya]

Strictly speaking djimi wasn't a centre half.

[Jairzinho]

Strictly speaking he is a European Cup winner.

[Jay86]

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That idiot isn’t much better.

[Jay86]

If he was so injured that he had to come off then you'd think he'd have headed straight down the tunnel, not sat on the bench.

I know, I thought that. Did I hear wrong in the commentary then because I thought I heard them say he was injured and then a few minutes later Neville say he’s really struggling now, obviously he could have just been on about his shambolic performance as a whole though.

[Anubis]

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Currently getting slated by Palace fans.

[Joe Strummer]

100k a week.

[RedKnight]

I know, I thought that. Did I hear wrong in the commentary then because I thought I heard them say he was injured and then a few minutes later Neville say he’s really struggling now, obviously he could have just been on about his shambolic performance as a whole though.

 

Klopp has confirmed he wasn't injured. Damning.

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Klopp has confirmed he wasn't injured. Damning.

You'd have to wonder why the feck this happened a short time ago?

 

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/261714-dejan-lovren-signs-new-long-term-liverpool-contract

[Trumo]

You'd have to wonder why the feck this happened a short time ago?

 

FSG do things like that with the Red Sox too. Though in MLB, the system is designed to minimise the gulf between the haves and the have-nots, and there is no transfer fee when trading players, so even the worst teams can afford to carry players on overpaid contracts. At least that's the impression I get. No-one will take Lovren off us because we're paying him too much, and we are unlikely to get much in the way of a transfer fee. He is replaceable, but replacing him alone will not cure the ills of our defensive set-up.

[Strontium]

That idiot isn’t much better.

 

That's right - he's much, much better.

[Jay86]

Klopp has confirmed he wasn't injured. Damning.

It is damning. Hopefully that’s the end of him then. January can’t come soon enough if we’re getting Van Dijk.

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FSG do things like that with the Red Sox too. Though in MLB, the system is designed to minimise the gulf between the haves and the have-nots, and there is no transfer fee when trading players, so even the worst teams can afford to carry players on overpaid contracts. At least that's the impression I get. No-one will take Lovren off us because we're paying him too much, and we are unlikely to get much in the way of a transfer fee. He is replaceable, but replacing him alone will not cure the ills of our defensive set-up.

No there are other problems in addition to Lovren.  But the decision to effectively say 'we know you're shit and the manager knows you're shit, but here's a long term contract at £100k per week' or whatever he gets paid.  Anything between £1-£100k would be too much anyway.  A bizarre decision, maybe the most bizarre, in a sea of bizarre decisions over the last load of years.

[Jay86]

That's right - he's much, much better.

Do you think? He acts like he’s better and talks like he’s better but there’s a reason why only Palace seriously wanted him, the same Crystal Palace who have the likes of Scott Dann on their books.

 

Sakho is a clown like Lovren it’s just because he says a few things and puts a few big tackles in now and again he has some fucked up cult following on here. He’s shit, we haven’t signed a good centre back for years, I can’t remember the last one who consistently good.

[lifetime fan]

Strictly speaking he is a European Cup winner.

 

 

 

You know Paul will be along later to rep that. 

[joe_fishfish]

You might as well credit him with an assist for those first two Spurs goals.

[Mr T]

Klopp giving him a hug will sort it.

[VladimirIlyich]

He goes to pieces for the whole game when he makes a mistake,even Klavan,as shit as he is,can brush it off unlike Lovren. This disaster was far from a surprise though,nor was Mignolet's meltdown either.

[Strontium]

It is damning. Hopefully that’s the end of him then. January can’t come soon enough if we’re getting Van Dijk.

 

Offer Southampton £80m for Van Dijk, or £90m plus Lovren.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'd make him play in the reserves, he's not even good enough for the bench. That brain dead cunt Moreno can join him. 

[Bernard Diomede]

That was as bad a 30 minutes from an individual player that I can ever remember. An absolute horror show