Dejan Lovren

[TheHowieLama]

Hopefully he doesn't get his shorts pulled down tomorrow night.

 

#hopefully

[Anubis]

[Numero Veinticinco]

THE GOLLLLDDDEEEEENNNN GOD’

[TheHowieLama]

Still hoping he doesn't get his shorts pulled down

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Dicko said:

He's a mouthy fucking cunt with no self awareness.

In that regard he's a mirror of the manager who signed him.

Quite right,on both counts.

[razor]

Just when I think I can stop hating him, he does this thing again.

 

No, there's not a million miles between the headline and the things he actually said.  Anyone with any kind of awareness directs the question to a neutral response.  They get training in that sort of thing.  But not this big boasting moron.

 

This is a person who should be counting his lucky stars he actually makes a living from playing football.

 

I also once again blame Liverpool for making him available for media duties.  Put him under lock and key during the whole week.  Preferably on a Saturday as well the massive bellend.

 

 

 

[Elite]

He's like Jay from The Inbetweeners 

[Strontium]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

He's like Jay from The Inbetweeners 

 

[moof]

24 minutes ago, razor said:

Just when I think I can stop hating him, he does this thing again.

 

No, there's not a million miles between the headline and the things he actually said.  Anyone with any kind of awareness directs the question to a neutral response.  They get training in that sort of thing.  But not this big boasting moron.

 

This is a person who should be counting his lucky stars he actually makes a living from playing football.

 

I also once again blame Liverpool for making him available for media duties.  Put him under lock and key during the whole week.  Preferably on a Saturday as well the massive bellend.

 

 

 

Are you being serious?

[razor]

Which part do you find difficult to believe?

[moof]

It’s just a really weird overreaction. 

[razor]

I'm not ranting, screaming out of the window with no clothes on.  I just hate the fact that a Liverpool player is allowed to shoot his stupid mouth off and embarrass the club.  Again.  When there is a demonstrable trackrecord of Lovren opening his stupid, boastful big mouth and Liverpool coming unstuck, it makes it even more annoying.

 

Stay humble, do your job.  Keep "the best club side ever" in the spotlight, not us.

 

I think he's a very average player, not good enough for Liverpool, and a complete idiot of a man to boot.

[moof]

You say you’re not crazy ranting yet here you are breaking out fucking double spaces after full stops. You’re unhinged, mate. Go have a lie down 

[Oh Buoy]

Struggling to think of a time where I've been that arsed about what a player has said. 

[Strontium]

Wolves boss doesn't need to give a team talk tomorrow. Just stick the article on the wall.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

We’ve bin all like keep it on da low fam.

 

And he’s all Iike am da man innit blud.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Baltar]

The fucker has jinxed us. We'll probably get beat tomorrow now.

[redinoz]

If VVD said it, everyone would be creaming their pants on how confident the big sexy bastard is.

[s(k)aturation]

9 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

Or maybe he did say it? I think the trend here is the Orwellian thing where everyone denies the evidence right before their eyes. His exact quote:

 

“Hopefully we can be unbeaten until the end of the season,” said Lovren. “Of course it will be a challenge but this is what we want, this is why we came here to Liverpool, because we know we can do it.

 

“Is it possible? Arsenal did it before so why not?"

 

Yep, that's what he said.

Everyone is not denying it... in fact, from what I can tell, no one here is denying it.

 

Should he keep his trap shut?  Yes.

Was it a "sensational claim"?  No.

 

The sensationalism is created around the comments.

 

 

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, redinoz said:

If VVD said it, everyone would be creaming their pants on how confident the big sexy bastard is.

van Dijk probably thinks it in his head and that's where it should stay. The big sexy bastard.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Yeah, Lovren said he is one of the best defenders in the world, he isn’t.

 

Van Dijk says fuck all, and is one of the best.

 

Takes all sorts.

[s(k)aturation]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Yeah, Lovren said he is one of the best defenders in the world

 

Now that was a sensational claim.

[Anubis]

Big D with a hat-trick of headed goals from corners tomorrow.

[Oh Buoy]

He's the type to hand you a Christmas present and still you what it is just before you open it. He's my idol. 

[Anubis]

8 minutes ago, Seasons said:

He's the type to hand you a Christmas present and still you what it is just before you open it. He's my idol. 

I can help there. I was behind him at the till  in Holland & Barrett in Liverpool One a couple of weeks ago, and he had an Apple store bag with four or five new iPhones in it. So if you’re one of Big D’s loved ones, you’re getting an iPhone X for Christmas. 

 

Sorry. Spoilers....

 

Fuck it. In for a penny. Santa isn’t real. Sorry.