Dejan Lovren

[Harry Squatter]

If he's read this thread he would have killed himself by now.

 

His wife left him for some lumberjack in Croatia. Most footballers have to wear Slag repellant even when they are diabolically ugly so God knows why he took her back.

[Chip Butty]

If he's read this thread he would have killed himself by now.

 

 

On current form, he'd well fuck that up and take out a school bus or a maternity ward instead. 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

The thing I don't get is that Klopp is not a stupid man.

 

Why on earth is Lovren still at the club? How the fuck did he get a new contract?

 

Klopp must have watched a shitload of our games before he joined, albeit after to check the problems. He must have seen that Lovren was a fucking liability.

 

Even if he didn't, why has it taken until yesterday for the penny to drop.

 

The same theory applies to:

 

Mignolet, Moreno, Henderson, Sturridge.

 

Would love to fucking know how many goals Lovren has cost us during his time with us directly or indirectly due to his shiteness.

[Thoth]

If he doesn’t play Gomez at CB and give Karius the rest of the season then he clearly sees something we don’t

[magicrat]

Lovren is the manifestation of a much deeper issue, namely the club's belief it can make decent players out of turkeys, Of course from time to time under performing players can be sparked into life but more often than not they don't . It obviously stems from the owners unwillingness to spend what it takes to win trophies, Its an expensive business binning players off that cost millions but successful clubs have to do it , 

[halewood pete]

Koeman is available,could do a better job than lovren I reckon.!

[TSC]

I don't think it's a confidence thing, i just think he's shit. He's been terrible most of his career. Lyon couldn't believe the amount of money Southampton paid for him. That one season at Southampton was an anomaly in a career laden with errors and poor performances.

 

 

The mistakes for all the goals were bad (not all obviously on Lovren when he was binned), but his mistake for the second was the most basic.  And it isn't the first time he's made such a basic mistake.  Trying to nip in front of his player to intercept a long ball only to fail miserably by completely misjudging the flight of the ball.  I'm sure he's done this about 4 times in his time here, all leading to goals.  Even at amateur level you rarely if ever see a defender so clumsily fail to assess the flight of a long ball.

[TheHowieLama]

Fuck the flight of the ball - you are one on one with their centre forward - keep yourself between him and the gola - it is the most basic tenet of defending.

[JoeyJones65]

 

Get him the fuck off the wage bill and out of the club. Useless twat gets paid more in a week than most of us get in 5 years, and he can't even manage the fucking basics.

 

Boot his fucking arse out..still fucking livid with that "performance". He's done.

[bossy]

I honestly thought he'd done it on purpose, for both goals. Watching them again I think it's more likely that's he's simply dreadful.

I like Klopp a lot, but if he can't organise a defence, then what's the point?

Thank god for Everton.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He's shot, get shot. And he can take nearly all the defence and midfield with him.

[clangers]

He'll be back in the side within three games having turned a leaf and been rejuvenated.

[dockers_strike]

He has reportedly deleted all reference to Liverpool F.C. and his instagram account whatever that is.

[TheHowieLama]

Dead to me.

[dockers_strike]

He is dead to himself from the neck down.

[aws]

I honestly thought he'd done it on purpose, for both goals. Watching them again I think it's more likely that's he's simply dreadful.

I like Klopp a lot, but if he can't organise a defence, then what's the point?

Thank god for Everton.

I honestly thought he was on drugs.

[lifetime fan]

I’m not saying we’re doing this, but hope the painkiller thing doesn’t become a bit of an excuse for Lovren.

 

 

Oh I'd happily give him a seriously big dose of painkillers. 

[magicrat]

Fuck the flight of the ball - you are one on one with their centre forward - keep yourself between him and the gola - it is the most basic tenet of defending.

 

Learning the offside rule from a throw in rule would be a start, Any other job and he would be sacked on the spot for gross negligence 

[Unrighteous]

Lovrenitis is a thing.

 

Moreno has it, too.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I think a lot is being made of the two goals for his errors led to. Let's not forget that he also gave away two other very good scoring opportunities. Spurs should have been four up within half an hour, thanks almost exclusively to this cunt.

[Grinch]

I think a lot is being made of the two goals for his errors led to. Let's not forget that he also gave away two other very good scoring opportunities. Spurs should have been four up within half an hour, thanks almost exclusively to this cunt.

Nah, thanks exclusively to the owners who haven't spent to replace him years ago when he proved to be dogshit. Worse still, they gave him a new contract to protect his value.

[VladimirIlyich]

Nah, thanks exclusively to the owners who haven't spent to replace him years ago when he proved to be dogshit. Worse still, they gave him a new contract to protect his value.

I've mentioned that ridiculous contract on a couple of occasions(at least) and I still have no idea what anybody was thinking at the time. If fact they obviously weren't thinking at all. A disaster waiting to happen,Mignolet too.

[DJLJ]

I honestly thought he'd done it on purpose, for both goals. Watching them again I think it's more likely that's he's simply dreadful.

I like Klopp a lot, but if he can't organise a defence, then what's the point?

Thank god for Everton.

When people talk about throwing games, surely someone will look at this one and think hmmmm...

[Priory Doctor]

His performance on Sunday was almost as embarrassing as Everton's earlier the same day, or as embarrassing as his rolling around against the Mancs the week before.

[El Rojo]

As spectacularly bad as he was on Sunday, he's deflecting some some pretty awful other performances around the pitch.

 

Salah's the only ray of light at the moment. We're missing Mane badly, and permacrock Lallana also provides some leadership when he actually plays, which is now so rare that he's an irrelevance.

 

Absolutely gutless at the moment. No leadership from the bench or on the pitch.

 

The Maribor thing was always an irrelevance, like a lot of Champions League group matches. Even Moyes won 5-0 away at Leverkusen.