Manchester Airport Lounges

[Rico1304]

. Missed it was limited to Manchester. 
 

we went to an escape lounge last year and it was shit.  Woman on the bar rationing beer. Fuck off. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

It cost me £6 to drop someone off the other week.  I was stopped for less than a minute.  

Same here a few months back. Robbing bastards. And they have the cheek to call us scousers thieves.

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

. Missed it was limited to Manchester. 
 

we went to an escape lounge last year and it was shit.  Woman on the bar rationing beer. Fuck off. 

Yep, when I flew to vegas from there on a Christmas Day, we went to the escape lounge and it was shite. It was empty and they were still slow as fuck and had barely anything stocked.

 

The lounge in Dubai though… amazing.

[lifetime fan]

18 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

. Missed it was limited to Manchester. 
 

we went to an escape lounge last year and it was shit.  Woman on the bar rationing beer. Fuck off. 

Airport lounge at Bristol Airport used to be self service apart from spirits and sparkling wine. 
 

My hand luggage was clinking all the way as I walked onto my flight. Then instead of paying stupid prices for coke can sized shit beers on the flight to Kefalonia I was drinking bottles of Peroni. 
 

Hope it’s still the same in September. 

[lifetime fan]

15 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Yep, when I flew to vegas from there on a Christmas Day, we went to the escape lounge and it was shite. It was empty and they were still slow as fuck and had barely anything stocked.

 

The lounge in Dubai though… amazing.

Dubai lounge is incredible - much like the brunches over there. 

[Rico1304]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Dubai lounge is incredible - much like the brunches over there. 

When I came back with work were in the first class lounge, it was like being in a fine dining restaurant.  I was obviously shit faced. 

[lifetime fan]

3 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

When I came back with work were in the first class lounge, it was like being in a fine dining restaurant.  I was obviously shit faced. 

Yeah. They definitely know how to service over there.  

[Code]

Manchester airport, where moving walkways comes to die.

 

 

[Section_31]

Gonna screen grab this and send it to the MEN.

 

"You'll never belive what this Norwegian politico just said about Manchester Airport, (yes, he really went there!), Burnham speaks out!"

[Bjornebye]

“We had to close them when 743 of the same person tried to get on” 

[Code]

Not been working for years, absolute shambles. 

[johnsusername]

42 minutes ago, Code said:

Manchester airport, where moving walkways comes to die.

 

 

 

Welcome to Tory Britain - nothing fucking works anymore. 

[Code]

5 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

 

Welcome to Tory Britain - nothing fucking works anymore. 

 

Went to Frankfurt 3 weeks ago, everything worked, same as in Norway. 

[Pidge]

Tory Frankfurt

[Strontium]

Manchester Airport is owned by all 10 councils of Manchester. 1 Tory, 1 Lib Dem, 8 Labour.

[Bjornebye]

Must be why it came top here then 

 

https://www.holidayextras.com/top-10-uk-best-airports.html

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Strontium said:

Manchester Airport is owned by all 10 councils of Manchester. 1 Tory, 1 Lib Dem, 8 Labour.

The same councils that keep having their budgets cut? I don't think Airport walkways are high on the agenda versus day centres for handicapped people and so on.

[Code]

59 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The same councils that keep having their budgets cut? I don't think Airport walkways are high on the agenda versus day centres for handicapped people and so on.

 

What about handicapped people at the airport?

[Strontium]

5 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The same councils that keep having their budgets cut? I don't think Airport walkways are high on the agenda versus day centres for handicapped people and so on.

 

Don't really understand what council budgets have to do with a commercial operation like an airport, but okay.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

Don't really understand what council budgets have to do with a commercial operation like an airport, but okay.

 

You literally brought local councils into it to have a snide dig at Labour, but ok. 

[Strontium]

Correctly apportioning blame is having a snide dig now, who knew.

[Bjornebye]

Number 1 airport in the UK according to Holiday Extras so well done Labour. If it was a majority Lib Dem owned airport then they'd lie to people so you'd take off thinking you're off to Sardinia and you'd land in Stranraer, students would have to pay triple the flight cost and they'd let the tories dry-bum the fuck out of it. 

 

[Strontium]

Here's an actual list of the best and worst airports in the UK

 

Best And Worst UK Airports 2022: Avoid Manchester Airport If You Can - Which?

[Bjornebye]

Yeah I prefer my one. Anyway, keep making sly digs then complaining when it gets rebuffed with facts (budgets). As always. 

[Strontium]

Evidently you prefer that one, because you ignored all the others above it in the Google search results.

 

Not sure how Vlad's utterly irrelevant comment about council budgets rebuffed anything, but there we are.