Divock Origi

[Grinch]

5 hours ago, Boss said:

He's scored a goal every 19 minutes in the Premier League this season. Compare that to Joelinton who has a goal every 1120 minutes, Harry Kane who has a goal every 594 minutes or Chelsea's Werner who has a goal every 545 minutes. Even Mo can't get near that. He's on a goal every 106 minutes.

 

His goal per minutes played ratio is always world-class. Even in all comps, Origi scores a goal every 78 minutes. 5 goals and 2 assists this season, with hardly any game time. Clutch player.

Maybe some stupid cunt that hasn’t seen him play will fall for these meaningless stats and stump up the cash.

[Guest Alex_K]

Very high IQ - wouldn't be surprised if, intellectually, he's the cleverest at the club (Trent + Thiago may give him a run). Provides his own Scholarship fund at Liverpool University (not sure of another player who does that - in this city or any other). Will likely make a very good coach one day (as will many of the players Klopp favours, to be honest). Great guy.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Alex_K said:

Very high IQ - wouldn't be surprised if, intellectually, he's the cleverest at the club (Trent + Thiago may give him a run). Provides his own Scholarship fund at Liverpool University (not sure of another player who does that - in this city or any other). Will likely make a very good coach one day (as will many of the players Klopp favours, to be honest). Great guy.

I'm sure someone told me once he speaks 6 languages. 

[Dr Nowt]

And knows how to say ‘I’m not fucking running after that…chase it yourself’ in all of them.

[deiseach]

 

[Anubis]

Now we've got Diaz in I've changed my mind about offloading him. If he's happy to stay we should keep him.

[mgw100]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Now we've got Diaz in I've changed my mind about offloading him. If he's happy to stay we should keep him.

I agree with this. He is very handy to have off the bench or as cover. This season's version of him anyway. He appears to have little in the way of ambition so nicely symbiotic.

[Bjornebye]

No Divock No Party

[Bobby Hundreds]

If his wages could go towards salahs payrise I would drop kick him into oblivion otherwise I'm not arsed if he stays or goes as much as I like him.

[Razoray]

At least he is being played up top instead of on the wing this season. He offers very little from the wide positions IMO

[Pungkoq Hang]

42 minutes ago, Razoray said:

At least he is being played up top instead of on the wing this season. He offers very little from the wide positions IMO

Which is a mystery to me as well because he is very much capable to do just that. He did score a few (some pearlers as well) with right foot after cutting in from the left.

[Red74]

He’s our most effective no 9. Start him Sunday 

[VladimirIlyich]

He's a lucky omen. Better to be lucky than good.

[DJLJ]

15 hours ago, Red74 said:

He’s our most effective no 9. Start him Sunday 

Our most effective ’fit’ no. 9, surely. Jota is te

he most effective no. 9 we have. 

[dockers_strike]

7 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

He's a lucky omen. Better to be lucky than good.

As Napolean said!

[Ron B]

19 hours ago, Razoray said:

At least he is being played up top instead of on the wing this season. He offers very little from the wide positions IMO

Reminds me of Cisse in that regard; he had all the tools to be a magnificent wide attacker but was hopeless whenever he was tried there. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

On 26/12/2021 at 20:33, Grinch said:

Maybe some stupid cunt that hasn’t seen him play will fall for these meaningless stats and stump up the cash.

Dont necessarily agree that goals are meaningless stats.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Ron B said:

Reminds me of Cisse in that regard; he had all the tools to be a magnificent wide attacker but was hopeless whenever he was tried there. 

Cisse was as thick as pick shit.

[dockers_strike]

Div's best position is in the centre. He doesnt seem as effective when playing out wide.

[3 Stacks]

Div's best position is doggystyle.

[Harry Squatter]

Divock Origi is set to leave Liverpool this summer on a free transfer after the expiry of his contract, with the forward keen for a new challenge. [@MirrorFootball] https://t.co/Pa4KFY6hWT

 

 

[dockers_strike]

3 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Divock Origi is set to leave Liverpool this summer on a free transfer after the expiry of his contract, with the forward keen for a new challenge. [@MirrorFootball] https://t.co/Pa4KFY6hWT

 

 

We've a 12 month option that is triggered by how many times he has played as far as Im aware.

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cisse was as thick as pick shit.

There’s an ironic beauty in this post.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

There’s an ironic beauty in this post.

Tony is far from thick. He simply believes times were better in the past,some of which is true to those of us who lived through those eras.

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Tony is far from thick. He simply believes times were better in the past,some of which is true to those of us who lived through those eras.

So what exactly is pick shit? And what decade was it a thing?