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Divock Origi


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Him and his dad were last seen kicking off in the chippy on renshaw street

 

 

The fish got battered

 

It started when his arl fella asked for fish and chips twice.

 

The chippy owner is hard of hearing and is very sensitive about it.

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The bloos have got his hilarious nickname worked out already 'dickcock orgy' A man in his 50s brought it to my attention

They've even mangled that. "Dirtcock" is clearly what you'd go with preceding Orgy to obtain the effect they were after of tiresomely predictable "Chelshit" level inanity.

 

What the fuck's a dickcock, so big they named it twice? Way to compliment him when you're trying to take the piss.

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They've even mangled that. "Dirtcock" is clearly what you'd go with preceding Orgy to obtain the effect they were after of tiresomely predictable "Chelshit" level inanity.

 

What the fuck's a dickcock, so big they named it twice? Way to compliment him when you're trying to take the piss.

 

Maybe he really is the next Ngog.

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Rafa Beneathus was pure legendary wit from our Evertonian friends.

* Foams at the memory of him calling Everton a

small club *

 

* Remembers "we don't care what the redshite say" *

 

* Calls him the fat Spanish waiter *

 

* Foams at him not admitting Liverpool got favourable decisions in the Clattenburg derby *

 

* Remembers "we don't care what the redshite say" *

 

* Loves new Spanish Everton manager who is an altogether higher class of Spanish waiter, obviously *

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I take it this is all about whether or not Origi wants to join us, and not money.

 

Because, these cunts Lille, have previously sold Cabaye and Debuchy to Newcastle, for less than £10m combined.

So, to see us held to ransom for this dick, would really test my fucking patience with Ayre.

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