Lance Armstrong

[Trumo]

Said it before and will say it again.  He can go fuck himself with a stick.

 

Or ride his bike with no seat.

[Boss]

I find it strange how he's still trying to dictate the narrative of his own story even now after he's been exposed. He's an ego maniac, he was always a master manipulator in his cycling days. He seems to have exchanged his barefaced denial with frank acceptance. Affording him the infamy to pick and choose which media outlet or documentary team tells his story and allow him to dictate it, on his own terms.

[Major Tom]

He lives in a warped reality.

[clangers]

I find it strange how he's still trying to dictate the narrative of his own story even now after he's been exposed. He's an ego maniac, he was always a master manipulator in his cycling days. He seems to have exchanged his barefaced denial with frank acceptance. Affording him the infamy to pick and choose which media outlet or documentary team tells his story and allow him to dictate it, on his own terms.

It's very odd isn't it, as if he still feels that he can dictate the terms and circumstance he finds himself in. In reality he's simply a discredited irrelevance now. The lack of attention he'll receive going forward will be his undoing.

[L19red]

Caught a bit on the radio last night. He said he should be able to compete again so he can raise more money for charity. Even went so far as to pose the hypothetical question if his mother had a terminal illness would it be fair that he couldn't run a marathon to raise 100k to help her. He's unbelievable. Still hiding behind charity and illnesses (made up ones in this case) to justify his actions. Not to mention the fact he's still worth over 100 million and there are countless other ways to raise money. Bad, bad cunt is that fella.

 

He should setup two different organisations make one of them a charity lets call it lance's mum.org, and one of them a profit making business lance's mum.com. Then make sure when you google Lance's Mum it always returns Lance's Mum.com as the the first response. Lance's Mum.com should be a partner of Lance's Mum.org and plaster the logo all over its homepage to maximise the confusion so it looks like you are giving money to the charity when actually you are lining Lance's pockets.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Forgot about the 5/Live show. Anyone listen to it ? Is it any good.

[L19red]

its crap, Dan Roan hasnt got the first clue about cycling and doesnt ask single question that hasnt been asked before.

[Chip Butty]

That 'Wonderful World' song always brings a tear to my eye. One of me top ten if am honest. 

[Champ]

its crap, Dan Roan hasnt got the first clue about cycling and doesnt ask single question that hasnt been asked before.

What more is there to say? And more importantly, who cares?

[Dougie Do'ins]

its crap, Dan Roan hasnt got the first clue about cycling and doesnt ask single question that hasnt been asked before.

Not worth listening to on I player then ?

[Dr Nowt]

Is anyone else starting to warm to this absolute and utter twat? 

 

Today's news has tickled me, I must confess.

 

He's pure TV Movie level.  Corbin Bernsen should play the lead in any dramatised account of his life.

[lifetime fan]

What's the bullshit he's spouting today?

[Duff Man]

I wonder what Denny's take on him is...

[littletedwest]

He is like a pro wrestling pantomime style baddie now.

[stringvest]

He takes cuntistry to a new level.  In fact, he's so ahead of the pack I suspect doping.  

[Dr Nowt]

What's the bullshit he's spouting today?

 

Over Christmas Lance presumably got horribly arseholed, as he pranged his SUV into 2 parked cars then skarpered.  He and his girlfriend "made the mutual decision to avoid negative headlines" by telling Police she did it.  However, the Police against all odds thought he might not be telling the truth and spoke to the staff wherever they'd been, who said he was driving when they left.  She's now admitted that was the case.  "Armstrong has not commented on the incident."

 

An epic louse.

[Dr Nowt]

He takes cuntistry to a new level.  In fact, he's so ahead of the pack I suspect doping.  

 

I'm preparing myself to forgive him, I must admit.  He's reached the zenith of cuntishness, and when people get there I do tend to like them rather a lot.

[Nunavut Patrick]

He better put a call into Oprah.

 

Or maybe Jeremy Kyle.

[VladimirIlyich]

He's one of many and I dont believe they've all just given up doing it.

[L19red]

He's one of many and I dont believe they've all just given up doing it.

They haven't.

Any sport with a lot of money sloshing around will have lots of dopers.

[Arl arse]

[lifetime fan]

How much did Armstrong pay that cunt to interview him?

[Paulie Dangerously]

[cloggypop]

Probably Purple Hearts and Black Bombers the big mod.

[Bellflower]