happy canada day feckers

[Nunavut Patrick]

Every time you take a piss and unzip....yep, a Canadian invented the zipper.

 

Made a phone call lately? Yep, He may have been born in Scotland but Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in Brantford, Ont.

 

Know a diabetic? Are they still alive? Thank a Canadian who discovered insulin.

 

Sorry for starting a thread aboot Canada.....

[General Dryness]

A Belgian sports team recording a win on Canada Day.

 

Thats gotta chafe a little, Pat.

[Nunavut Patrick]

A Belgian sports team recording a win on Canada Day.

 

Thats gotta chafe a little, Pat.

A Belgian sports team recording a win on Canada Day.

 

Thats gotta chafe a little, Pat.

It hurts. Especially as I was in Ypres a few weeks back.

 

2,000 Canadians died during the first gas attack in Lamerack, Belgium.

[RoboRiise]

Hope you've managed to obtain or retain some beverages with which to celebrate NP.

 

In other news, fucking Belgians.

[General Dryness]

It hurts. Especially as I was in Ypres a few weeks back.

 

2,000 Canadians died during the first gas attack in Lamerack, Belgium.

 

Fucking hell, is Canada at war with Belgium now? Missed that with all the hooha going on in the Middle East at the moment.

 

Good luck Canadians. Show them what its all aboot, buddeh.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Hope you've managed to obtain or retain some beverages with which to celebrate NP.

 

In other news, fucking Belgians.

Sleeman Silver Creek Lager.

 

Followed by a camp fire, being bit my mosquitos, passing out smelling like Deep Woods Offs and thinking its the greatest aphrodesiac known to man.

 

No Belgians are going to ruin my day.

[Bjornebye]

 

[Lee909]

Eh

[Bjornebye]

Fucking hell, is Canada at war with Belgium now? Missed that with all the hooha going on in the Middle East at the moment.

 

Good luck Canadians. Show them what its all aboot, buddeh.

Hahaha

[Remmie]

You're not my buddy, guy.

 

Eat some Poutine for me Glen and do something outrageous with some maple syrup.

[Bellflower]

It hurts. Especially as I was in Ypres a few weeks back.

 

2,000 Canadians died during the first gas attack in Lamerack, Belgium.

Did you get down to Vimy or Newfoundland Park ?

[JohnnyH]

There's a Canada day?  Why?

[TheHowieLama]

Its not a full day for the Country though cuz they have to give 70% of it away to their fellas - so it is like "A Couple Hours of Canada" with .3 seconds for each of the inhabitants, half of which are not Canadian. 

[Trumo]

There's a Canada day?  Why?

 

To wind up Quebec?

[Cardie]

There's a Canada day? Why?

Yeah, why don't they celebrate on the 4th of July like the rest of the Americans?

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Did you get down to Vimy or Newfoundland Park ?

No, I got the dvd....

 

I am going to go next year to Vimy. My great uncle is on one of the panels at Menin Gate, he was never found along with 54,000 whose name are engraved.

 

They do The Last Post every night at 8pm and I was under a panel for the Kings Liverpool Regiment and the list of names was horrifying as it was close to three panels, and these were soldiers who were just not found, not identified as dead as I am sure there were hundreds of others with known graves throughout.

[Nunavut Patrick]

To wind up Quebec?

They have their 'day' June 24 (Saint Jean de Baptiste Day).

 

June 21 is Aboriginal Day (summer solstice).

 

In Manitoba there is a day for Louis Riel, a Metis rebel who was hung as a traitor.

 

Newfoundland have Beaumont Hamel Day, which is also July 1 and commemorates the Newfoundland Regiment that was annihilated during the Battle of the Somme.

[General Dryness]

On the subject of Canada, I note that they're bidding to host a certain sports tournament to be held in 2026.

 

Whats your thoughts on that NP, reckon they'd do a good a job of it?

[Nunavut Patrick]

On the subject of Canada, I note that they're bidding to host a certain sports tournament to be held in 2026.

 

Whats your thoughts on that NP, reckon they'd do a good a job of it?

Only way we'd qualify, we are seriously shite. We had a group of Cuba, Panama, Honduras and had to finish second or higher to get into the final qualifying. It came down the last match at Honduras. We lost 8-1.

 

There are three stadiums in the whole country that seat more than 40 000 and they are all 25 or more years old.

 

We are hosting the womens world cup, but that is not really sport is it?

[VladimirIlyich]

Only way we'd qualify, we are seriously shite. We had a group of Cuba, Panama, Honduras and had to finish second or higher to get into the final qualifying. It came down the last match at Honduras. We lost 8-1.

 

There are three stadiums in the whole country that seat more than 40 000 and they are all 25 or more years old.

 

We are hosting the womens world cup, but that is not really sport is it?

Arent there enough Beavers in Canada as it is?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Arent there enough Beavers in Canada as it is?

They can be a real nuisance, chewing shit up, building dams, minor flooding, etc.

 

They are basically water rodents but because beaver hats were the fashion trend back in the day it opened up canada to the Hudson Bay Company and the fur trade.

[VladimirIlyich]

They can be a real nuisance, chewing shit up, building dams, minor flooding, etc.

 

They are basically water rodents but because beaver hats were the fashion trend back in the day it opened up canada to the Hudson Bay Company and the fur trade.

Is this a Whoosh moment?

[neko]

Eh.

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Mr Lahey.....

 

Mr. Lahey: Do you know what a Shit Barometer is, boy?

Bubbles: What?

Mr. Lahey: Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warm you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin'.

 

 

Another good year for Canada.

 

We don't shoot unarmed black men.

Our banks are probably the safest and best run in the world.

We had a Truth and Reconciliation Commission and said sorry quite a lot to the Aboriginal people.

Oil crashed and Alberta elected a socialist government.

A man in Dryden, Ontario had his boat seized after bothering a swimming cow moose. He was fined $2500 as well.

Eugenie Bouchard is shite now but we still love her.

Our world cup womyn team are shite but we still love them.

[Trumo]

Have a great day all you Americans with funny accents.