Would you rather...

[TheBitch]

There are a number of factors not mentioned here that I feel would play a major role in my decision making process. For example, how hungry am I? If I am starving I am unlikely to choose oral. Another example would be who is providing the oral? If it's Purple Acky, then pass me the Wensleydale!

Say you weren't hungry and it's not Purple Aki.

 

 

You're a prick for asking Bitch.

 

Can't really argue with that.

[RJ Fan club]

I'm keeping cheese. As long as you can shoot your plums somehow else I'm not giving up cheese.

[lifetime fan]

I'm keeping cheese. As long as you can shoot your plums somehow else I'm not giving up cheese.

 

Exactly.

 

You can have a titwank, stick it up her shitter and then lie back with a nice Cornish Yarg.

[Red Banjo]

It sounds like some people haven't had the right suck job yet.

 

I'd rather have a wank than a shit blow job. But nothing rivals a proper toe curling blowie when she's working the balls too. To completion obviously, with no clean up operation afterwards.

 

Cheese is uber boss, but an expert nosher could make you think it never existed if there had to be a choice.

[mattyq]

Exactly.

 

You can have a titwank, stick it up her shitter and then lie back with a nice Cornish Yarg.

Haha, sheer poetry, Col

[Nunavut Patrick]

Cheese has a better aftertaste.....

[Bjornebye]

Red Banjo is spot on. Dont get me wrong I love cheese but one of them stand-out blowies wins hands down. Id rather one of then than a decent shag to be honest.

 

The absolute number one blowjob i ever had was in work about 5 years ago. Id been emailing this bird who worked in our office, both working late but still loads of people round so we met on the stairs a few floors up where it was quiet, right away she slid down the wall, got it out and within a minute of absolute heaven i shot my bolt in her mouth, she swallowed looked up at me with a wink then ran for the lift. To this day ive never even kissed her but we still run in the same social circles. Fucking brilliant that was.

[bouncebrigade]

I'll just go for cream cheese.

[PestiRed]

Do you get both with cottage cheese?

[Jairzinho]

It sounds like some people haven't had the right cheese yet.

[stringvest]

Well?

Christ. Every man loves cheese but you have to be taking the piss here rich.

 

And Col, I thought a Yarg was a balls deep BJ? It sounds like that anyway.

[TheBitch]

Christ. Every man loves cheese but you have to be taking the piss here rich.

 

And Col, I thought a Yarg was a balls deep BJ? It sounds like that anyway.

The votes are pretty close.

[stringvest]

All I can suggest is these lads have never had a decent BJ.  

[moof]

All I can suggest is these lads have never had a decent BJ.

They're just being bawdy. Nobody is picking cheese over a proper suck treat.

[Sut]

She gets both with me.

Grate.

[stringvest]

Grate.

With his baby bel

[Bogman]

I'm married with kids so the decision has been taken out of my hands.

[cloggypop]

I'm married with kids so the decision has been taken out of my hands.

 

You could always do some of the shopping yourself