Mice

[Evelyn Tentions]

Or fry them with this. I'm not sure how humane it is.

[easytoslip]

Try some cheese, they can't resist the temptation, put it under a 100cwt anvil block attached to a trip wire. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

There's a company called ACME That makes great products for catching rodents.

[Bjornebye]

Start charging them rent. They'll either pay up to move out. 

[Rushies tash]

Well that's one dead rat. Will bait another and see what happens. The decking is a right pain in the arse though. Serious question - anyone here ever had a patio put down? How much did it cost you?

[VladimirIlyich]

16 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

That's one of them. Lots of variations which tip them into the bucket. You can even buy commercial ones to fit on a bucket

I think it's a disgrace that Mice are being executed for crimes at sea.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Night 1 of inhumane traps: No results with the posh peanut butter. 

 

Humane traps are arriving today.  We will see how smart these fuckers are. 

[Rushies tash]

2 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Night 1 of inhumane traps: No results with the posh peanut butter. 

 

Humane traps are arriving today.  We will see how smart these fuckers are. 

Peanut butter didn't work for me either. Chocolate is better.

[easytoslip]

It's cheese they want, this has been known since time began, maybe you should try to put an old sheet of corrugated iron on the grass, you might have one there already, as that's where they like to socialise, then as I've said, suspend the 100cwt anvil over it and once your satisfied that there is plenty of Mice in attendance release the anvil, then dispose of the wretched remains hygienically., and respectfully. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

15 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Peanut butter didn't work for me either. Chocolate is better.

I've got 6 and did 3 peanut butter, and 3 chocolate buttons.  No results.  When the humane ones arrive I'll bait them with both.

2 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

It's cheese they want, this has been known since time began, maybe you should try to put an old sheet of corrugated iron on the grass, you might have one there already, as that's where they like to socialise, then as I've said, suspend the 100cwt anvil over it and once your satisfied that there is plenty of Mice in attendance release the anvil, then dispose of the wretched remains hygienically., and respectfully. 

 

I tried cheese but all that happened was the mice floated on the stink-lines over to it and managed to take the cheese off.  When I went over to test the mouse trap it went off on my thumb, which the throbbed and went massive. 

 

If all else fails I'll ask our kid to crush them with his biker boots. 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

I've got 6 and did 3 peanut butter, and 3 chocolate buttons.  No results.  When the humane ones arrive I'll bait them with both.

 

I tried cheese but all that happened was the mice floated on the stink-lines over to it and managed to take the cheese off.  When I went over to test the mouse trap it went off on my thumb, which the throbbed and went massive. 

 

If all else fails I'll ask our kid to crush them with his biker boots. 

Haha, you could try a more subtle cheese, other than that Agent Orange which does deter mass gatherings. 

[manwiththestick]

On 03/05/2020 at 23:00, Bjornebye said:

 

Pretty bird, can you say pretty bird?

[easytoslip]

20 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

There's a company called ACME That makes great products for catching rodents.

Haha, that's just come up in a crossword, a Coyote came into my mind. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

20 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

There's a company called ACME That makes great products for catching rodents.

I wouldn't trust them.. Wile E  Coyote gives erything a one star review "Doesn't work", "Blows up in my face" are his commonest  comments

[easytoslip]

8 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

I wouldn't trust them.. Wile E  Coyote gives erything a one star review "Doesn't work", "Blows up in my face" are his commonest  comments

After he's held a sign up saying that's what's about happen. 

[Red_or_Dead]

On 03/05/2020 at 23:00, Bjornebye said:

 

Don't reckon much to the Stockport remake of The Godfather.

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

42 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Don't reckon much to the Stockport remake of The Godfather.

 

 

 

They put it in mike tysons bed.

[Trumo]

In Ipswich and Bolton, they'll tell you that thing is still alive.

[Bjornebye]

59 minutes ago, Trumo said:

In Ipswich and Bolton, they'll tell you that thing is a new born baby. 

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[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

In Ipswich and Bolton, they'll ask you if you're staring at their bird.

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/mar/18/three-hospital-patients-bitten-by-mice-as-absolute-plague-sweeps-western-nsw

[Red_or_Dead]

41 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/mar/18/three-hospital-patients-bitten-by-mice-as-absolute-plague-sweeps-western-nsw

They need the MOusetrap MOnday guy off You Tube to sort them out!

 

[Elite]

Just give your cat an oversized wooden mallet.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/mar/18/three-hospital-patients-bitten-by-mice-as-absolute-plague-sweeps-western-nsw

What the hell are those poisonous snakes doing? Lazy bastards.

[Bjornebye]

Send @Spy Bee 's cat round to kick the fuck out of them