Mice

[Mook]

6 minutes ago, Butch said:

Mice are sound. 

I don't mind them to be honest but the shitting all over the worktop & the missus kicking off are starting to get on my tits.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

I don't mind them to be honest but the shitting all over the worktop & the missus kicking off are starting to get on my tits.

Tell her to fuck off. Its not like its you shitting on the sides. 

[Butch]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

I don't mind them to be honest but the shitting all over the worktop & the missus kicking off are starting to get on my tits.

Don't think you should be keeping them in the house mind. Keep the missis happy. 

[A Red]

9 hours ago, Mook said:

 

 

Anybody got any other bright ideas? We've talked about getting another (hard as fuck) cat.

[Butch]

[Bjornebye]

Theirs a moose loose about Mooks house 

[Pidge]

Get a rat. Only way to be sure.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Rig some kind of ball-bearing and bathtub contraption to drop a plastic cage on its head.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Rig some kind of ball-bearing and bathtub contraption to drop a plastic cage on its head.

Or go full on wrecking ball

 

 

 

 

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

Get a rat. Only way to be sure.

Really

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Pidge said:

Get a rat. Only way to be sure.

Fucking great idea. Here, Charlie has got one you can borrow. Doesn't move much any more, but its the thought that counts.

 

[Alan Sex]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Or go full on wrecking ball

 

 

 

 

That tart isn’t going to get the job done. You need a real professional for this kind of job. 

 

 

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Fucking great idea. Here, Charlie has got one you can borrow. Doesn't move much any more, but its the thought that counts.

 

Cats are stone cold assassin's.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Mook said:

This will sound like a pisstake but in our old flat I once caught Art sitting watching a mouse eating out of his food bowl, as in 'help yourself wee man'.

 

There's more chance of Elvis catching our mouse than that fat bastard.

Sounds like you are All Shook Up.

[aws]

Get a rodent exterminator round.  The fucker will soon start to breed and then you'll have dozens of them huddling into a nest over winter. They piss continuously and the flow from the nest will soon drip through the floor to whatever's underneath.   

[RedKnight]

I had mice a few years back. Got an exterminator out and his three traps caught one mouse in 2 weeks. I bought an electric trap and it caught five of the cunts in the same time. It's meant to be humane but one of the mice must have really tripped it as there was a line of fur that was blown off it  and left in a trail about 20cms away from the trap.

 

That was it for about a year and then I heard the cunts scurrying about in the attic. I never had mice in the kitchen again (where they originally were, they went through four boxes of cereal like someone had taken a drill to it) but the house was a town house (three storey terrace in a block of three) and I'm pretty certain it was the neighbour's house that was the source of the problem.

 

In the end I moved and bought a detached house. I was always going to move but the decision to get a detached house was partly because of the mice and being unable to get rid of them because the old house was connected to others.

[aws]

Wouldn't bother with traps.  Get the proper no-messing-about poison blocks down. 

[Elite]

10 hours ago, RedKnight said:

I had mice a few years back. Got an exterminator out and his three traps caught one mouse in 2 weeks. I bought an electric trap and it caught five of the cunts in the same time. It's meant to be humane but one of the mice must have really tripped it as there was a line of fur that was blown off it  and left in a trail about 20cms away from the trap.

 

That was it for about a year and then I heard the cunts scurrying about in the attic. I never had mice in the kitchen again (where they originally were, they went through four boxes of cereal like someone had taken a drill to it) but the house was a town house (three storey terrace in a block of three) and I'm pretty certain it was the neighbour's house that was the source of the problem.

 

In the end I moved and bought a detached house. I was always going to move but the decision to get a detached house was partly because of the mice and being unable to get rid of them because the old house was connected to others.

Didn't live next to this guy did you?

 

[Bjornebye]

Whats todays Mouse update Mook? I am growing quite fond of the little fella. Have you named him? 

[Mook]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Whats todays Mouse update Mook? I am growing quite fond of the little fella. Have you named him? 

Last night he only shat on the sponge we use to wash the dishes so we reckon it's a very real possibility that he can fly. I did see him leap right over a trap the other night.

 

This mouse has balls, I'll give him that.

 

No name yet, how does 'General Zod' sound?

[Bjornebye]

I was going to start a thread but I think after reading that there is only 1 name.

 

Splinter.

 

This was him in your living room before you both got up this morning

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

Simply catch them, put them in little mouse outfits then release them to freak your neighbours nut. 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Simply catch them, put them in little mouse outfits then release them to freak your neighbours nut. 

This isn't the Elves and the Shoemaker. Its shitting on the washing up sponge now. 

[polymerpunkah]

[Baresi]