Emre Can

[Torvald Utne]

Ooh you are awful.

[The Golden Eel]

He's bound to be a canny signing

[Jairzinho]

Can everyone stop with the puns

Tou can play at that game.

[Paul]

He's not the controlling midfielder you want. He's the powerful, tough player you didn't seem too mad on.

I've never seen him but I've read that he has the potential to play the Gerard role. But you'd know better than me having followed his career closely for all these years.

[Harry Squatter]

If anyone can, Emre Can, Emre Can, Emre Can

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I've never seen him

When has that ever stopped anybody on here from passing comment about players?

 

If by closely you mean mentioned him on here two years ago then yeah, he's my best mate. Not sure when it became a irksome to actually know something about players abroad. For me, it beats pretending to.

[Harry Squatter]

He could be our Can-tona type signing.

[Major Tom]

I liked his first album.

 

The rest have been too mainstream.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Anybody done the 'he was shit at Newcastle' gag yet?

[Major Tom]

He could be our Can-tona type signing.

 

For complete and utter shitness, this pun rocks.

 

More of this standard, please.

[Adebisi]

I Neu we'd end up buying a load a rubbish this summer. 

[No2]

Can everyone stop with the puns

I can.

[Trumo]

Can everyone stop with the puns

 

No can do.

[skend04]

Is the Emre deal in the Can yet?

[polymerpunkah]

Play him in the back four.

 

Every one sing along with Sammy

 

The Can d-man can!

[sir roger]

After a summer off he'll be full of beans.

[Gym Beglin]

Lovely player, technically a dream, but I'm not convinced he's got the work rate.

[sir roger]

I don't get it !!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It's not even pronounced as Can, by the way...

 

It's apparently pronounced something like Tzan or Dzjan.

 

Soz to spoil your fun and that.

[Jose Jones]

I thought Lars Bender was where it was at with regards to Leverkeusen midfielders.  What's this Can shit all about?  They can't both be good.

[Sangria]

No mate you ended the agony.  Tzan or Dzjan it is.

[Boss]

It's not even pronounced as Can, by the way...

 

It's apparently pronounced something like Tzan or Dzjan.

 

Soz to spoil your fun and that.

 

I'd much prefer Tzan-ti Cazorla, dzjan this lad.

 

[Alan Sex]

Can't wait til his first goal.

 

Get tin lad!

[Gnasher]

Taken to the cleaners by Antonio Valencia when playing left back against the mancs this season. Sounds another committee signing, although they've moved from Barcelona B players to Bayern Munich ones.

[Major Tom]

He plays for Leverkusen, not BM.

 

Anyway, I think we should be looking at Koke from Atletico as well.

 

A Koke/Can partnership would give our midfield some real fizz.