Emre Can

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

There is a bit of 'hard' in there. He does look a bit tubby at the moment, but when he was having a go at Naingolanheights he looked up for a scrap.

[Iceman]

Looks hard? Jesus fucking Christ.

 

He looks soft as shite and a bit fat. Looks like a good footballer though which is what we need in that defensive midfield position in our no defending anywhere system

 

Oh dear. I'm sorry he doesn't rate on your awesome scale of hardness. 

[Iceman]

There is a bit of 'hard' in there. He does look a bit tubby at the moment, but when he was having a go at Naingolanheights he looked up for a scrap.

 

Yeah he needs to tone up a bit for the season but he looks a real prospect.

[Dr Nowt]

Can looks like he's got plenty of aggression and tenacity allied with decent stature.  We'll see who's hard when he's kicking sand in Mongo's face and stealing his own girlfriend back off the manky fucking cunt.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

He looks very good. I still think he looks a little bit unfit/overweight, which is great, because even now he looks very mobile and fairly nippy.

 

Very good signing.

[Jhinge Machha]

judging by this pre season alone, i conclude can is the man.

He should start against southampton

 

https://vine.co/v/M97FqPadXzQ

[billypilgrimnz]

judging by this pre season alone, i conclude can is the man.

He should start against southampton

 

https://vine.co/v/M97FqPadXzQ

 

Yep, I like the look of him.

[Tyler Durden]

He done something similar to Richards against City, really does look strong

[Brigant Moloch]

of course, he's a fucking tank.. and he knows he's good. Proper midfield presence, told Y'all!

[Jairzinho]

of course, he's a fucking tank.. and he knows he's good. Proper midfield presence, told Y'all!

 

You didn't tell me fuck all. I saw him play for SV Blau-Gelb Frankfurt when he was seven.

[Nightcat]

He looks good.

[cloggypop]

judging by this pre season alone, i conclude can is the man.

He should start against southampton

 

https://vine.co/v/M97FqPadXzQ

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

of course, he's a fucking tank.. and he knows he's good. Proper midfield presence, told Y'all!

 

Could it be that after all the whining about how we needed our own version of Yaya Toure or Paul Pogba, that we went and found the 20-year old version for just 10.5 millon? 

[Russ Atmosphere]

We've had quite a few players who were world beaters before they played a single game for us.

[Iceman]

This guy is going to be a complete beast for us. Him and Jordo Hendo are going to a force to be reckoned with. 

[Iceman]

We've had quite a few players who were world beaters before they played a single game for us.

 

This is so true, and I really dislike it when our players are overrated just because they play for us, but this dude does look the business. I can say that because I was initially a bit underwhelmed by his signing but I'm definitely not now. I see raw power, skill and I know he has magnificent hair, but this fucker is a hard bastard. Me likee.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I hope so, because for £10m he needs to be a player we're getting 4 or 5 years of squad use out of. I'm not really convinced by anything much more than his effort and confidence so far but you have to be fair when forming opinions and watch the player as they settle in. His hair is beautiful.

[Brigant Moloch]

Could it be that after all the whining about how we needed our own version of Yaya Toure or Paul Pogba, that we went and found the 20-year old version for just 10.5 millon? 

 

yep, just more Vidal than Pogba;)

[Fugitive]

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

yep, just more Vidal than Pogba;)

If only somebody posted about him on here 2 years ago. That would have shown incredible foresight. Blowjobs for that man.

[aRdja]

His passes are awkwardly weighted (could almost accuse him of being clumsy), but other than that he looks quite promising. He seems to enjoy the physical side of the game which is refreshing after the debacle that was Nuri Sahin, the last German-Turk we had. The holding midfielder who couldn't defend.

[Dr Nowt]

He and Sakho should have an almost symbiotic relationship in that case.

[Section_31]

There's nothing wrong with a bit of positive racism but when it comes to German footballers you're generally on safe ground.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

He and Sakho should have an almost symbiotic relationship in that case.

Eh?

[Dr Nowt]

Eh?

 

I weren't being sincere mate.