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Confirmed that he would never play for the Mancs, because it would be a betrayal of his time with us.

http://sportwitness.co.uk/manchester-united-emre-can-borussia-dortmund-liverpool/ 

 

Also, busy telling Jadon Sancho to tell them to fuck off, too.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/20/liverpool-emre-can-sends-message-jadon-sancho-man-utd-transfer-borussia-dortmund-12731074/ 

 

I'm starting to warm to this cat.

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6 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Confirmed that he would never play for the Mancs, because it would be a betrayal of his time with us.

http://sportwitness.co.uk/manchester-united-emre-can-borussia-dortmund-liverpool/ 

 

Also, busy telling Jadon Sancho to tell them to fuck off, too.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/20/liverpool-emre-can-sends-message-jadon-sancho-man-utd-transfer-borussia-dortmund-12731074/ 

 

I'm starting to warm to this cat.

Seems to be doing more for us now than when he was here.

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I hope his petrol lawnmower runs out of unleaded in the middle of a 'perceived fuel crisis' and he has a genuine need to use a jerry can in a busy forecourt, where the other motorists think he is stock piling fuel and call him a 'pant shitter'.

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25 minutes ago, Jennings said:

I hope his petrol lawnmower runs out of unleaded in the middle of a 'perceived fuel crisis' and he has a genuine need to use a jerry can in a busy forecourt, where the other motorists think he is stock piling fuel and call him a 'pant shitter'.

Bit harsh?

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56 minutes ago, Jennings said:

I hope his petrol lawnmower runs out of unleaded in the middle of a 'perceived fuel crisis' and he has a genuine need to use a jerry can in a busy forecourt, where the other motorists think he is stock piling fuel and call him a 'pant shitter'.

If only Christian was still around to amuse us royally with a joke about Can's can. 

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37 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

I hope he has a disturbing dream about having alopecia.

Yeah, only cunts have hair like that. Cunt.

(says the very jealous baldy fucker)

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I hope he buys an Arriva bus day ticket to get home from training but when the bus turns up it’s a Stagecoach.

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I hope his tea bag splits the next time he’s making a brew and he spends a minute or two trying to fish out the leaves before deciding his attempts are futile and he has to restart the tea making process all over again.

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I hope that when he sits down for a quick coffee in a cafe he finds out it has to all be ordered ‘via our app’ and spends ages fiddling around with his phone and grumbling to himself as the page crashes right at the end.

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I hope someone comes up and asks for his autograph and when he signs it the fan says Oh I thought you were Brendan Schuab the former MMA fighter before huffing and walking away leaving him looking slightly embarrassed.

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I hope he's slightly too warm when trying to get to sleep, goes to turn the pillow over completely forgetting that he'd already done so just ten minutes earlier. 

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